DROP OUT OF LIFE WITH BONG IN HAND

Spamalot
Spamalot

FOLLOW THE SMOKE TOWARD THE RIFF-FILLED LAND

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwsYAz60a6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJnKmPl2cgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrU3fhqd9_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaFKC7TFw7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT9AH9OWOO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6k0FlHGrZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tNurCPkR7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5u6l4IB0WE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuTDP7IPAbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9jp7UrBtbM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DofQMszmOOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yi1slsMPqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StV_2_Tn9YU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtHdXH7JEoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arK8I9BfLRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkc0sn3Yhbc
https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/Channel%20Q%20Records/%5BQCR-009%5D%20Nekophiliac%20-%20All%20Things%20Considered/
https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/DQN%20ELECTRONICS/%5BDQN-001%5D%20DQN%20ELECTRONICS%20VOL%209/
https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/Hakai%20suru%20Recordings/%5BHSRS002%5D%20goreshit%20%26%20vaenus%20-%20Hakai%20suru%20Recordings/
https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/Hakai%20suru%20Recordings/%5BHSRS001%5D%20Vaenus%20-%20Vaenus/
http://www.vice.com/read/this-man-has-no-butt-crack
https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/LapFox%20Trax/The%20Quick%20Brown%20Fox%20-%20BRUTAL%20RHYTHM%20RIDER/
https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/LapFox%20Trax/The%20Quick%20Brown%20Fox%20-%20GO%20LUCKY%20EP/
https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/LapFox%20Trax/The%20Quick%20Brown%20Fox%20-%20Speedkore%204%20Kidz%21/
https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/LapFox%20Trax/The%20Quick%20Brown%20Fox%20-%20The%20Quick%20Brown%20Fox/
https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/LapFox%20Trax/The%20Quick%20Brown%20Fox%20-%20WANDERLUST/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b1dAFEvfgh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r11CwxVVLDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtHdXH7JEoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXJsgChdHtw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9P9Rc9VTHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u097yGEvrUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGOZmX4mwnQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGOZmX4mwnQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT9AH9OWOO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arK8I9BfLRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwsYAz60a6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuAxp3m8mDI
http://pastebin.com/AmreuP0f
http://pastebin.com/eTwHj6im
http://pastebin.com/TBUUAyEB
http://www.dramafever.com/news/new-led-light-emitting-skirt-illuminates-your-legs-in-varying-colors/
Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
whatever... so how are you?

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
I feel great... what about yourself?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@farquit
i actually feel pretty good.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
Your new thread came outta nowhere

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
@Evil_kitten

im doing pretty great don't know about the other guy, does anyone here stream ever? i feel like those could be fun again

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
that swimsuit looks radioactive

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
Don't group link me again

@happy_sad
That's it?

What else?

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
I stream occasionally.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
we reached 300 so it should have been anticipated! how was catching up with erio?
@SomethingNew
yeah i'm good. how's you bad dog?

askme
askme

@5mileys
It's is, maybe you should take it off me

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
The big evil guy with all the gold on his face reminds me of Erio because erio is like 7ft tall irl lol

massdebater
massdebater

@cum2soon
ill group link you whenever the fuck i want

@takes2long
that's awesome, let me know if you ever want to do anything

@askme
@cum2soon
@haveahappyday
@farquit
nah you can just suffer the rads, get some rad-away later

iluvmen
iluvmen

-licks the next poster-

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
and he's a lady man

likme
likme

@Inmate
@iluvmen
thank fucking god

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
big evil guy with gold on his face? also wow i didn't know erio was super tall. do you how tall he really is?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

tfw no blood-chan lick

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@massdebater
I said don't fucking group link me ._.

@Inmate
I thought you lived in Puerto Rico....

@idontknow
Who is? You?

@likme
What the fuck did I just say?

@lostmypassword
Erio is... 6'7" 198lbs

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
kek @hairygrape

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

My avatar is such a rapist, holy shit

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
@Bidwell
@askme
@cum2soon

erio is a lady man you daft tit

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
wat

Don't cute at me

Methnerd
Methnerd

@hairygrape
aww thanks. bad dog licks are pretty good too.
@Poker_Star
hory shet he's tall as fuck.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Deadlyinx
better cover yourself in bubble wrap for all those edges

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuufuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuufffffffffffffffffffummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafumwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaffufufufufufufuufufufufufufufumwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafumwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
moe moe kyun

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Playboyize
@Methnerd
kek

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Techpill
You're pissing me the FUCK off

@Methnerd
He takes 3 minute showers too, how does he clean himself so fast?

@TreeEater
All she does is rape people, murder them and eat them in the anime, it's pretty funny

@PackManBrainlure
I'm about to abandon thread...

@Carnalpleasure
Don't.

@Sharpcharm
STOP

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Snarelure
Abandon life.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Snarelure
tfw blood-chan won't murder and eat you

also
@Snarelure
@Methshot
@Poker_Star
@iluvmen
@Bidwell
@askme

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Snarelure
lol he's the real stank hoe around here. i take really long, hot showers.
@Skullbone
hey loco FUCK OFF

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
Don't what

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sir_Gallonhead
Morning <3
@MPmaster
you don't say
@King_Martha
were twins
@Burnblaze
tfw blood-chan won't murder and eat you
tfw blood-chan won't murder and eat you
tfw blood-chan won't murder and eat you
tfw blood-chan won't murder and eat you
tfw blood-chan won't murder and eat you
tfw blood-chan won't murder and eat you
tfw blood-chan won't murder and eat you
tfw blood-chan won't murder and eat you
tfw blood-chan won't murder and eat you

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
I'm working on it

@Burnblaze
Oh I will.

@Emberburn
Wow lewd
I'm leaving, baii <3

@Emberfire
Don't encourage the Loco

@Firespawn
I won't eat you but I will murder you the first chance I get

~~~
bye thread

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
heya cooks

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
He mostly just ignores me anyways.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperGod
blood-chan don't discriminate if you are going to kill something eat as much of it as you can

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
scientifically proven
@SniperGod
THAT'S NOT LEWD YOU'RE THE LEWD ONE. see you later, bc <3

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod

don't hurry back

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat
hey user FUCK OFF

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
hey user

You're pretty cool

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
eat shit
@LuckyDusty
see bitches love me

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
hey wish FUCK OFF
@RumChicken
see @BlogWobbles

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
Whoa, I'm not a bitch ;_;

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller
kek but you totally are

DeathDog
DeathDog

245933
all the feels
@SniperGod
XD
@TalkBomber
how are you?
@WebTool
proof?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
see how you're a cuckolded piece of fucking trash that clings to some pathetic internet pseudo-slut, disgusting

@CouchChiller
i meant it in the best possible way

TechHater
TechHater

@DeathDog
extensive testing for thousands of years
@ZeroReborn
see @BlogWobbles

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Evil_kitten
^^

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
But the best possible way is still like, the worst possible way!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BinaryMan
well if it makes you feel any better i'm a filthy asshole and i recognize it pretty well

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
worst movie i have ever seen! what kind of sadistic fuck could think of such an ending!@@>!?? why do they want me to crai? ;_; no but for real it was a good movie. really simple but sweet and effective. would watch again. thanks for recommending!

JunkTop
JunkTop

engine engine number one

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHIN LIKE THIS

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
I don't know who you are so it makes no difference to me at all.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
Haha ^^ You're welcome

Next you can watch.. Hoshi no Koe

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
this board has nothing to do with anime so im gone, haha sorry though, i don't really think you're the b word, or a female dog or whatever

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
Yeah, okay bye.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

If Wish were a female dog I would fuck her.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
so you're just giving me movie assignments now? all right cool i'll check it out.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
kill yourself you cuck

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
It's a wonderful thing that I'm not one, then.

Nojokur
Nojokur

cuck
can we just end this meme already? it's one of the worst i've ever seen. and there are some really bad ones.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
the only cuck here is this guy though>>245960

@Fuzzy_Logic
really? i expected the guy posting dogman up there to be more into that

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stupidasole
Yea seriously, I mean how awkward would that be?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
Yeah and there's nothing you can do about it.
This one is super short too (25 mins) so you don't have much of your time to lose!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nojokur
i'm using the term in a literal sense
he's literally a cuck
or are you retarded and every word used by the internet is just a meme to you?
grow up.

@Illusionz
ok

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
it looks like i just got MEME'D.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
i can feel a guilt trip coming... i'll get on it.
@Dreamworx
no, not every word on the internet is a meme. but cuck is definitely a meme word.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
based on that i'm guessing you think a lot of words are memes now though thus removing what they actually mean
it's a funny word now to you, how sad

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Dreamworx
i dont have a significant other to be cuck'd by you special little snowflake

@Stark_Naked
your face is a meme word

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Raving_Cute
cucking yourself from the start
you fucking hipster

Lunatick
Lunatick

@PurpleCharger
(subtle)
wha? lewd? why?

@CodeBuns
(sabby)
yay! ♥ a few hours! hopefully it isnt too tiring~

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
and now its a meme, congratulations you have just proven a potential retard right

good job, sci guy!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
no it isn't funny. it's just stupid. fuck off with your shitty diction.
@Raving_Cute
see @BlogWobbles
@Garbage Can Lid
implying i anonpost

Booteefool
Booteefool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwsYAz60a6w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJnKmPl2cgA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrU3fhqd9_0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaFKC7TFw7A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT9AH9OWOO4

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@whereismyname
This is a reply.

@Spazyfool
Yeah like, totally xD

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
implying i implied that

no but you just gave yourself away

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

FUTA HANG ON NOW

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
if you say so friendo
@Crazy_Nice
it isn't funny
but aren't memes SUPPOSED to be funny?
maybe it's not a meme after all

MPmaster
MPmaster

man fuck this i'm going to stop talking to anons. there's no point.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Kek.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
Haha, yea, totally.

Soft_member
Soft_member

</3

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
lol reset cookies

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
It'll be daijoubu

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
all right i'll add them to the bookmark folder... i'm actually listening to one you linked previously right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6k0FlHGrZE i'm liking it so far.

viagrandad
viagrandad

brb shower

@Evil_kitten
lies
you removed me again

happy_sad
happy_sad

@MPmaster
user's here are probably mostly people pretending to be user, it's not like 4chan where people just drop by super commonly

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lunatick
It just happened and wasn't under my control

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad
i know, but these anonposters, whoever they are, are just acting retarded.

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
that's literally what user posters are for, to act retarded

cum2soon
cum2soon

@farquit
Oh, jazzy trip-hop...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tNurCPkR7A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5u6l4IB0WE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuTDP7IPAbA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9jp7UrBtbM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DofQMszmOOM

x^D

takes2long
takes2long

@5mileys
these ones are particularly retarded though. most of the time they're better than this.
@cum2soon
what the fuck futa holy shit

w8t4u
w8t4u

tfw i will never clear out this backlog

askme
askme

@viagrandad
I had no idea.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@cum2soon
i pulled up mushroom six, will check it out, thanks for the hour of music

massdebater
massdebater

climate change is not real

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater
liar

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
lolk

idontknow
idontknow

@takes2long
I just came here to post some links for ya and I'm leaving with a huge fucking laugh, thanks!

likme
likme

@askme
I used to have you on something too, but I mean it's no big deal, I only really try to keep contact with the sort who are interested in communicating back with me. your old wish4wish account is dead right?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
maybe it's nice to get an hour of music from futa, but when he's giving you like twenty albums every time he visits it gets a little overwhelming... and stressful.
@idontknow
jesus, man... well all right see you later

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

ISIS is financed by Israel

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
you aren't obligated to listen up on everything they send, music is for enjoyment, obviously they would understand

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
Yes, I don't use Skype anymore.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
Ah okay, just wanted to make sure. I can't say I blame you for not using skype.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
that's not anywhere i care about so i'm not interested in whether that's true or not.
@hairygrape
but i feel like i'm obligated. and i'm at almost 40 albums now.

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
bloodchin pls

Methshot
Methshot

@haveahappyday
:)
at least youre better now~
should i nap?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
eventually sure get around to it but don't be in a hurry to listen to too much

TreeEater
TreeEater

@lostmypassword
Wait, I'm not leaving yet. >:^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yi1slsMPqA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StV_2_Tn9YU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtHdXH7JEoU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arK8I9BfLRU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkc0sn3Yhbc

https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/Channel%20Q%20Records/%5BQCR-009%5D%20Nekophiliac%20-%20All%20Things%20Considered/

https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/DQN%20ELECTRONICS/%5BDQN-001%5D%20DQN%20ELECTRONICS%20VOL%209/

https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/Hakai%20suru%20Recordings/%5BHSRS002%5D%20goreshit%20%26%20vaenus%20-%20Hakai%20suru%20Recordings/

https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/Hakai%20suru%20Recordings/%5BHSRS001%5D%20Vaenus%20-%20Vaenus/

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Obama is Kenyan.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you know i love you futa <3

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
You said you hadn't slept earlier so.. I think that's a good idea. For a healthy mind and body. ^^

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
i'll never get through them at this rate.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
see you're just encouraging them by complaining, your anxiety only makes their music boner harder

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
I know <3

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
secretly i like futa's music boner >///<

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Burnblaze
choclet pain had falcon punches in it

Evilember
Evilember

all of my best friends have a butt

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
mine too!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
Everyone has a butt

SniperGod
SniperGod

But I don't have a butt.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
@Emberburn
Ło kurwa, co tu się odjebało. .///.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
Not Nicki Minaj, that one's fake

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
ehhhh not true sadly
but most people do
@TalkBomber
that didn't work in google translate so i don't get it... ALSO STOP READING MY SPOILERS

WebTool
WebTool

@Sharpcharm
hug me to sleep? ♥

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

After 2 minutes, theres like +80 posts. I'm over here watching youtube then I see these like

wot

@TechHater
ah... Do you sleep when tired?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Techpill
she's right though

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
O kurwa!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
yes actually that's what i've done for eighteen years now. sometimes i wake up and still feel tired but for the most part it works.

StonedTime
StonedTime

only posting because bc

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
I wish I wasn't reminded off that.

@RavySnake
You're a butt

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
stop talking about yourself in the third person like a shitty cartoon character

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Firespawn
that's so far out
i wonder how far this goes?
@Flameblow
http://www.vice.com/read/this-man-has-no-butt-crack
@SniperGod
you can an honorary butt owner cause i love you and we can share

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
;[

TechHater
TechHater

@RavySnake
You... You lewdy person you.

@LuckyDusty
Zwykle to mówie jak mnie coś zaskoczy, zaskoczyłem Cie? Mi się raczej nie wydaje.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
you know i guess it only goes to figure someone would be horribly mutated enough not to have a "butt", at least this guy sounds like he does it pretty neatly

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

that image is gold

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
It's windy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FastChef
FastChef

@DeathDog
I retract my claim.

@ZeroReborn
ey kk zemmer

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
people come in all shapes and sizes

even buttless

butt yes, that man has no butt with finesse.

@FastChef
good, try and be more sensitive, not everyone has butt privilege

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StonedTime
tfw grim doesn't post for me
@TechHater
i'm not that lewd...
@FastChef
PLEASE STOP THIS IS AN ENGLISH-LANGUAGE IMAGE BOARD

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
I know!

It's so nice

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@VisualMaster
Myself? I was talking about @TalkBomber
her

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
We can share the same butt? o:

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
It blew away all the stink in my brother's room

I can breathe!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
those aren't the same people btw

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

imagine that man went on a social justice campaign about people abusing ass privilege

@GoogleCat
yeah, sure ^^

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa
kurwa

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PurpleCharger
PFFFHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH, what a funny joke naukowcu!

@BunnyJinx
Co.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BunnyJinx
then you fucking linked it wrong

@StrangeWizard
good, i know how a stuffy smelly room can feel, damn smokers

Nojokur
Nojokur

@JunkTop
I wish someone made the joke to him saying ah that's a bummer.

@PurpleCharger
Hoeren neuken nooit meer werken, Hoeren neuken nooit meer werken.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
W-Whoa, you're so kind and considerate!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

JA CI KURWA DAM KURWE TY JEBANY KRASNOLUDZIE Z NARNI

Supergrass
Supergrass

what happened to my thread...
@Ignoramus
STOP
@Stupidasole
STOP
@Nojokur
STOP

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Supergrass
i just looked at the OP and now im gonna load another bowl brb

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
Ik balde je moeder, ik balde je pa.
we gaan zo van je la la la la la

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
what a pain in the ass ^^;

@Illusionz
just how i do yo c:
we're buds n stuff <3

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
Enough of your devil language.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Supergrass
Just say that you are lewd person. I know that already from my personal research. :^3

@Need_TLC
O nie, to jeszcze nie koniec. :^)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fuzzy_Logic
btw?
@whereismyname
wat..
@whereismyname
it's mostly B.O.

Lunatick
Lunatick

STOP TALKING HOOBLYJOOBLY FUCK

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Scientist should change her name to btw-chan

Booteefool
Booteefool

O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa O kurwa

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stark_Naked
Ehehe, we're butt buds :3

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
this kurwa

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Stupidasole
Co.?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stark_Naked
That one doesn't sit so right.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
nani?

King_Martha
King_Martha

actually though this is looking like a gr8 thread
mfw goggles doubted my ops are always the best threads
@Dreamworx
listen to dopesmoker too
@Fried_Sushi
don't talk about my parents like that...
@Raving_Cute
"personal research"...? futa please.. .///.
@Nude_Bikergirl
btw=by the way
@Lunatick
THIS TEE BEE AYYCH
@Garbage Can Lid
it is done.
@Lord_Tryzalot
fine then

Spamalot
Spamalot

Vocaroo your polish.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nude_Bikergirl
you linked to yourself commenting on bout ISIS

B.O. is nasty, i go through a lot of deodorant, maybe i need to get a brand that won't come off on the hair so much like the kind where it's gel that comes out over plastic rather than a solid stick

girlDog
girlDog

O KURWA

https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/LapFox%20Trax/The%20Quick%20Brown%20Fox%20-%20BRUTAL%20RHYTHM%20RIDER/

https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/LapFox%20Trax/The%20Quick%20Brown%20Fox%20-%20GO%20LUCKY%20EP/

https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/LapFox%20Trax/The%20Quick%20Brown%20Fox%20-%20Speedkore%204%20Kidz%21/

https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/LapFox%20Trax/The%20Quick%20Brown%20Fox%20-%20The%20Quick%20Brown%20Fox/

https://www.lolicore.ch/archive/LapFox%20Trax/The%20Quick%20Brown%20Fox%20-%20WANDERLUST/

JESTEM W RAJU

@Crazy_Nice

@Sir_Gallonhead
Gówno. :^)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@King_Martha
Now you're cute

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
renard is for furry weirdos but some of it is pretty solid still

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
i'm sorry i didn't mean to

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Soft_member
... men have it hard

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika jaszczurka obornika

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@King_Martha
Naukowiec-kun should just admit that is a very very veryyyyyy lewd person!

@Spamalot
Nie ma mowy skurwiesynie.

5mileys
5mileys

@Crazy_Nice
:P

cum2soon
cum2soon

This thread looks kinda bad.

takes2long
takes2long

Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki Cheeki Breeki

w8t4u
w8t4u

it's like lolicore bukakke
shit's ridiculous

askme
askme

@happy_sad
oh shush im not complaining, just maybe waiting for other comments from guys who know

Bidwell
Bidwell

@girlDog
Speak American, please

@viagrandad
You're going to get on from now on

massdebater
massdebater

@King_Martha
Neger ik sloop je gezicht.
Net als je moeders kut.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Soft_member
maybe i need to get a brand that won't come off on the hair so much like the kind where it's gel that comes out over plastic rather than a solid stick

I've heard good things about the spray ones.

Inmate
Inmate

@farquit
TQBF is the best there.

@haveahappyday
@takes2long
My sides x^D

idontknow
idontknow

@SomethingNew
Pussy. If you record your polish I'll reply in my native language.

likme
likme

@5mileys
Heya.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@askme
There are no guys here lol

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
it came out weird when i translated it back

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SniperGod
Je serai le juge de cette

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SomethingNew
i'm just about the least lewd poster there is.
@cum2soon
nah this thread a good tbh fam imo.
@Bidwell
get on?
@massdebater
DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@iluvmen
spray is mostly shit and makes me cough and get a headache sometimes, i like the gel kind more but it feel a little gloopy at first, thanks though i do have some tag and axe (even some old BOD somewhere...)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
NO

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
Get hit* on

lol sry

Methshot
Methshot

@lostmypassword
Blood-chan, just so you know? saying show me a pic of your dick isn't the same thing as saying tits or gtfo

Methnerd
Methnerd

Manure spreaders lizard lizard lizard lizard dung manure spreader lizard lizard lizard dung manure spreader lizard lizard lizard dung manure spreader lizard lizard lizard dung manure spreader lizard lizard lizard dung manure spreader lizard lizard dung

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
Show me it anyway

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
i only want to be hit on by you, bc .///.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Bidwell
What is translate? ;^)

@idontknow
Please kindly fuck off to your own board!

@kizzmybutt
Kek. Google Translate a shit.

@Playboyize
Wow, you are spreading jokes about yourself this easily, how cute. :3

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@hairygrape
Aoiiii~

Skullbone
Skullbone

Someone ban Erin for spamming, pls

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
@PackManBrainlure

she's clearly not as monogamous

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Poker_Star
Tu n'aurais pas.

@Gigastrength
Oh, okay.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Playboyize
Ik neukte je moeder zo hard dat ze een gebroken rib kreeg.

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
aishiteru

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sharpcharm
What's up cootie :3

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
ahhhhahahahaha i had the matrix hands as my facebook thing for a while

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PackManBrainlure
My mac game is weak tho

@Carnalpleasure
You're pissing me off

@Burnblaze
wat

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
wat

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Carnalpleasure
;_; i'm not joking
@Burnblaze
;_; she's obviously just joking
@SniperGod
what is a mac game?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperGod
@SniperWish

don't you see blood? he wants to be your one and only

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberburn
poster souhait fesses pour confirmer

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Firespawn
Not a lot. Bored, tired, a bit fed up.
How about you?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
Nevermind

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

bc <3

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
wha..? </3

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
she means she can't use a mac very well and she probably hates macs

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperGod
I'm trying and I see that it's turning out pretty well.

@SniperWish
Keep that jokes for yourself and tell to me the truth!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RavySnake
He has to prove it to me

DeathDog
DeathDog

UGH

bye

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TalkBomber
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b1dAFEvfgh

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
with a dick pic?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
<3333

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TechHater
That's the standard way of proving anything here.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
i never lie!
@DeathDog
okay bye bc <3 ;_;
@TechHater
stop being so lewd bad dog...

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TurtleCat
x...x

sounds like a lot...

What are you fed up with...?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RumChicken
XD you're 2 years older then me?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@WebTool
Trop beau mon cul. Impossible.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I think that's wrong tho

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
why does her hoodie have piercings..?
@PurpleCharger
that depends. are you sixteen?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@AwesomeTucker
You are making me laugh with your silly lies! Oh, I love you naukowcu-kun. :^3

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
cause it's what the cool kids do...

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@JunkTop
Nothing in particular, just feeling a bit fed up in general this evening, that's all.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@GoogleCat
yup!

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
*snuggu*

Nojokur
Nojokur

@askme
;_;

Illusionz
Illusionz

aoi come league

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
./////. <3
@New_Cliche
i was one of those weird messed up sweatshirt worn every day kids for my first two years of high school and i was definitely NOT a cool kid.
@Stupidasole
then yes, you're approximately two years younger than me.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nojokur
Eh.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
I'm already tried that, played with friends and they made me fight two people by myself x...x

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
y u do this

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Supergrass
You're a cutie :3

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
I forgot how often we spoke.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
Ah... Umm... Yeah... I forgot...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r11CwxVVLDU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtHdXH7JEoU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXJsgChdHtw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9P9Rc9VTHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u097yGEvrUQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGOZmX4mwnQ

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

They've been shipped ^~^

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@PurpleCharger
then

Booteefool
Booteefool

,._.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@AwesomeTucker
don't you tell me what to do ho

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Raving_Cute
Pff. So are you.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

brb chem shower & scanning memes

@Nude_Bikergirl
:|

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
What has?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CodeBuns
nupe

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
listen to dopesmoker

Spamalot
Spamalot

that was meant to say how that sounded like a joke since i hardly get a response

anyways yeah brb

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
here's your response: go away, user

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@King_Martha
ok.jpg link me something good and ill listen to it while i go about my business, i'm gonna finish tht mushroom mix later got about half way through one of them

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
don't be rude, nappa

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
get high and listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc then come back and tell me about the results.
@farquit
i'll be rude to anonposters all i want.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Boy_vs_Girl
Some records. Much excite.

my excited face

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spazyfool
awesome! *pats you're head* So how is life treating you onii-chan?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

NAUKOWIEC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGOZmX4mwnQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT9AH9OWOO4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arK8I9BfLRU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwsYAz60a6w

If I posted one of that link already then I'm going to kill myself on a cam.

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
i mean you got fucking owned by one earlier but, sure ;3

ill check it out

cum2soon
cum2soon

@5mileys
oh dopesmoker is the album, makes sense

takes2long
takes2long

My Dead Girlfriend

Something Burning

High school must be going well.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
onii-chan
.///. uh i actually feel pretty good right now. i think my sleep schedule is getting pretty close to normal again, which feels nice.
@SomethingNew
i've already bookmarked literally every single one of those links...
@5mileys
pfft that's a lie and you know it.

askme
askme

@w8t4u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuAxp3m8mDI

Bidwell
Bidwell

meanwhile listens to lil dicky

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
Fuck, brb killing myself.

@takes2long
Pewnie.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Soft_member
fine.
canadians

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
That's a pretty good excited face.

Vinyl for your mix dj thinger? Turn table!

idontknow
idontknow

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrt where my amy

likme
likme

@massdebater
you have a crab on your head

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
I'm a girl btw.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@lostmypassword
literally no one here cares if you're a girl (besides maybe sci)

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
you memer.
@massdebater
okay come right back.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
really? .///.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
Take it off from me, please.

@lostmypassword
Tak.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
@Poker_Star

told you

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
hold on i got this

Methshot
Methshot

@WebTool
I'm not that kind of person, sorry :c

Methnerd
Methnerd

@kizzmybutt
You are literally retarded.
@Poker_Star
Oh yeah.
@Playboyize
No

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methnerd
are you a qt?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
woops

@Methnerd
if you weren't retarded, you wouldn't be here

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
"No" in polish or "no" in english?

@hairygrape
Jokes on you, you would probably cry if I will die. :^)

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Lord_Tryzalot
*huggles*

I'm sorry...

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Inmate
Yeppers!

How's you?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
it's not unlikely. though i doubt i would ever actually find out if you did.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
I'm flat.
@PackManBrainlure
Well you do know everything so I'll just go with it.
@Carnalpleasure
Sure

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Burnblaze
we're off to a good start. how's your face?

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'm a girl

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
well you don't talk much normally so it's not like it will change things much

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
im a girl too

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
kiss my tummy

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
yuri <3~

SniperWish
SniperWish

@w8t4u
I can't find my little stuffed thumper, and it's making me sad. Find him for me onii-chan..
@Emberfire
Everyone is a girl

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PackManBrainlure
@Skullbone
You failed me.

@Burnblaze
Co Ty kurwa pierdolisz?

WebTool
WebTool

@idontknow
Brrrrt?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'm a demisexual genderfluid

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberburn
I can't see it.
@Evilember
Ok
@RavySnake
Same

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperWish
yea but blood-chan told me i was a girl, so it has to be true

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
use a fucking mirror you squidcunt

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
???

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

hello

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperWish
uh... it went away to a really nice farm up north... also it's alive now even though it wasn't before.
@RavySnake
i did my best for you futa
@BlogWobbles
you can see your nose at least. is that good?
@CouchChiller
@Flameblow

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
Cards on the table: I was hoping Cooki would reply to that, then I could ask her what was up, then she could ask me what was up, then I'd post this neat little Furiosa drawing I just did. That didn't pan out. I'm sorry.

TechHater
TechHater

@Snarelure
I'm good!

I have a lot of free time now so I made cookies today :3

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
Chłodne te Twoje pasty, Desu.

Ty Młody Socjalisto ty pedale pierdolony. Ciebie i Trupa wziąłbym i kurwa ukrzyżował jebany dziadu, wiesz? A potem was kurwa podpalił wy pierdolone pedały jebane w dupę, Boga się nie boita? Wy kurwy jebane. Podnosisz te dwukilogramowe kurwa gówna i myślisz, że taki kozak jesteś? Jakbym ci wypierdolił na brode to byś się ku wo zesrał. Bym cię technicznie zajebał ty szmato pierdolona. W Boga nie wierzysz? Jeden drugi kurwa Truposz pierdolony, Młody Socjalista, Popiełusznik kurwy pierdolone jebane cwele. Co jest kurwa pedały pierdolone? Bóg kazał wybaczać, tak, kazał być dobry ale jak takich chujów się ogląda to nawet Bóg się kurwa przewraca w niebie. Że On ma jeszcze taką cierpliwość i was kurwa do piekła żywcem nie wrzucił pedały jebane. I tak się za was pomodlę chociaż was kurwy bym zajebał. Zajebałbym was ale bym wam podał ręcznik żebyście wytarli te swoje brzydkie mordy z krwi. Tak was kurwy nienawidzę. Cwele pierdolone. Papieża wyzywacie a co on wam kurwa zrobił? Że głosił dobro? Że mówił dobre rzeczy? Że nawoływał do pokoju? To jest kurwa takie złe? Ty pierdolony pedale co dźwigasz te sztangi jebany ty kurwa Młody Socjalisto zajebany w dupę. Co ty kurwa dźwigasz i... Sam jesteś chuju polakiem. Co? Wyrzekniesz się polskości? Ni chuja! Jesteś pierdolonym polakiem, niestety. Dźwigasz te kurwa jakieś gówna i "hoh" ręczniki wielki kozak bym cię tak kurwo kopał jak kurczaka ty jebany cwelu. Ty Trup kurwa czy tam Trup Jana Pawła Drugiego co ty odpierdalasz ty pedale pierdolony. Bym cię kurwo spotkał to bym cię zajebał tymi rękoma ty jebańcu. Byś kurwa przepraszał, byś chuju... przepraszałbyś kurwa jakbym cię spotkał na ulicy ty pedale dwudziesto-kurwa- kilogramowy. Cwele obrażajcie Boga, obrażajcie Jezusa. OK, możecie przyjąć taką kurwa hipotezę, że nie ma Jezusa, nie ma Boga. W porządku. Ale kurwa jeżeli on jest.

@DeathDog
<3

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
its not loud enough so i hooked my laptop up to some external speakers

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
I think I'll just sit here instead.
@StonedTime
Me too.
@DeathDog
Its a 10/10 nose.

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
What kind? I've been thinking of making some soon.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
you make me so happy futa
@BinaryMan
you mean dopesmoker? yeah that's one of those albums that gets exponentially better the louder it's played.
@AwesomeTucker
hory shit a full 10/10?? will you be my e-gf? .///.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT’S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN-KAWAIINESS AND SHITINESS FOR 9000 YEARS SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS LE KAWAII

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
I don't want to watch your infidelity, thanks.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
fuckin dot nose

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
White chocolate and macadamia nut! ^^

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@AwesomeTucker
Are you on drugs or something?

@FastChef
Uuuu, dojebałeś teraz Desu.

Coś ty o mnie kurwa napisał,ty mała biedna kurwo? Wiedz śmieciu, że skończyłem studia oficerskie z najwyższymi ocenami i od razu po nich przyjęli mnie do GROMu, brałem udział w misjach w Kosowie, Nikaragui, Portoryko, Iraku, Afganistanie i Pakistanie i mam ponad 300 zabitych terrorystów na koncie. Jestem doskonale przeszkolony w walce partyzanckiej i jako snajper - dostałem odznaczenie dla najlepszego strzelca wyborowego Wojska Polskiego. Jestes dla mnie po prostu kolejnym celem, któremu mogę niespodziewanie rozjebać łeb z 800 metrów. Zmiote cie smieciu z powierzchni ziemii z precyzja dotad nieznana na tej planecie, slyszysz chujku? Myslisz psie, ze mozesz sobie pisac w internecie co tylko zechcesz nie poniesiesz za to konsekwencji? Blad skurwysynu, gdy to czytasz moi kumple z Agencji Bezpieczenstwa Wewnetrzego we wspolpracy z CIA namierzaja twoj adres IP, wiec szykuj swoja dupe na jesien sreniowiecza. Jestes juz kurewsko martwy, szczeniaku. Moge w tej chwili byc gdziekolwiek, ale i tak gdy tylko najdzie mnie ochota moge cie rozjebac na jeden z siedmiuset sposobow a i to tylko golymi rekoma. Poza doskonałym przeszkoleniu we wschodnich sztukach walki (znam kung-fu, karate - czarny pas, krav maga i zloty medal w jiu-jitsu) znam sie rewelacyjnie na broni, a tej mam caly arsenal i uwierz mi, uzyje jej tyle, aby z twojego marnego zycia nie zostal nawet najdrobniejszy atom . Gdybys wiedzial gowniarzu co sciagasz na siebie swoim "madralinskim" hejtem pewnie zesralbys sie cztery razy w gacie i pisal gdzie sie da, ze zalujesz chocby samego pomyslenia o tym. Ale nie mogles tego wiedziec i teraz suko zaplacisz za to najwyzsza cene. Jestes pierdolonym trupem.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
hey desu kiss my tummy. you know you want to.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CodeBuns
@Fuzzy_Logic
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason Leeky Forums is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
showing Cooki my drawings is infedility

That's highly unreasonable. I mean by that logic I would never be allowed to present my portfolio anywhere.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
fug i forgot the other /jp/ :-D

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
in all seriousness kiss my tummy right now

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
You make me smile too naukowcu-kun, you are really fun to talk to!

@Ignoramus
this pasta
I'm dying of laughter. x^D

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PurpleCharger
I only date male inklings that are blue.
@GoogleCat
My life is anime so I don't need one.
@Fuzzy_Logic
Probably.
@Ignoramus
Don't get me wrong, I like this show. I can already see it being one of the best this season. And no, I don't really care if the characters have sex or not, I wont let that change my opinion on the show.

What's really bothering me is the fact that every time someone comes and says he doesn't like the fact that the characters are having casual sex, more that two people come and say "welcome to the real world, you pathetic weaboo no-life virgin xD you are jelly because you didn't get laid xDD"

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole
You fancied her once - who's to say you don't still?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
i try my best.
@Spazyfool
oh well i'm like a human person not a squid... sorry to waste your time 10/10 nose qt

i'll be without an e-gf forever ;_;

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
i hope you get tentacle raped in your everyday animu life for being such a twat

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

gotta go in a minute

WHAT ARE YOUR LAST WORDS FOR ME?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
x-D
http://pastebin.com/AmreuP0f
http://pastebin.com/eTwHj6im
http://pastebin.com/TBUUAyEB
@Spazyfool
Have any waifu fantasys recently [a/? I just had one about mine (Tsukasa)

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Tsukasa. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Tsukasa called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari?s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I?m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I?m ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says ?harder.? V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn?t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
do a flip

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Raving_Cute
in all seriousness

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stark_Naked
dopesmoker is just okay so far

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked
@Dreamworx
I love you so much.

@Spazyfool
Probably? Just weed or...

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stark_Naked
Don't come back.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StrangeWizard
Always a good choice.

I was thinking oatmeal raisin.

@Stark_Naked
Kill yourself.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Supergrass
fancied her

Literally never. She's 16. And a girl. That was you.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nude_Bikergirl
i don't know how
@Garbage Can Lid
wait for the guitar stuff
@Crazy_Nice
love you too, futa <3
@Booteefool
kekeke
@Harmless_Venom
kekeke
@Lord_Tryzalot
kekeke

these are some good last words
later

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Raving_Cute
Oh shit, thanks for that pastas Desu!

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
bae is something wrong

You seem upset.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
the guitar stuff happened and is happening it's still just okay

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
Not what you told me in private.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Dreamworx
Your life is probably over now.
@Fried_Sushi
I'm a guy so I won't be raped.
@Crazy_Nice
Mix of some random stuff.
@Raving_Cute
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more apidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full genome. Worse than that, you top-post. In HTML. God created toads, houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,slugs, leeches, and intestinal rasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, microcephalous, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
I really think you're misremembering or misinterpreted.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
<3

@Evil_kitten
random stuff
Like what?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@King_Martha
I have a few more on my pc saved
@Evil_kitten
The real reason i hate penised trannies so much and my obsession with dogs.
When i was a baby my circumcision went wrong and the boys at school laughed at me for having no dick just a hole to pee out of. i just wanted to be a real boy like everyone else, but i had no penis you see, only a hole to pee out of, imagine how horrible that is for a little boy to grow up with, what it can do to them, and it made me the outcast of my family not only cuz i had no penis but because i also had downsyndrome cerebral palsy sczhizophrenia. the only one who loved me was my dad who dressed me in frilly purple dresses told me im really a girl and fucked me in the ass every day until i turned 16 which made it hard growing up in the country as you can imagine. i spent my free time in an empty house with a pack of stray dogs and sucked their dicks and did sex and drank their pee and ate their shit.
And thats why i fucking hate trannies.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
I don't know.
@happy_sad
No one sacked up and met me i see. you just proved my point, you're a bunch of pansies who just talk without backing it up. i'm willing to let you go on with your pointless sarcastic threads abotu karate kid 3, just admit that u shoudlnt have disrespected me in the first place if u were too p-ssy to back it up. admit that and i'm outa here to a place where people appreciate what the movie is about. how can u call the threats empty when i am offerring to meet up and everyone who disrespected me is too chump to do so? i just think, if u are going to get up the sack to disrespect me, u should at least have the sack to meet up and back up the words tonight u can meet up with me at the new york city subway station, gate 5, 8pm. ill be there to catch the L to an appointment at 8, but i'll get there earlier so we can settle up, 6pm? 7pm? way to shoot out insults all weekend while i am not even near a computer. u guys are really stand up guys. whatever. keep on with your bs. all i know is i gave a location and what i looked like and what ill be wearing. u can say it's fake all u want, but it isn't. no one will come see for themselves. to tell u the truth, i am exhausted from all this. ill just let u guys keep on with the insults and chalk it up to you all just being internet wannabe thugs. ill just go back to talking about the wire. i am exhausted from saying the same things over to u pansies

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
sheesh i knew that already, don't blow your cover so easy squid kid

STEALTH

@Spazyfool
(also fucking gay ass shota chaser)

5mileys
5mileys

@LuckyDusty
so it has to be true
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller

@DeathDog
w-wha? ;-;
@ZeroReborn
I was goning too, but I didn't thiknk I should <3

cum2soon
cum2soon

Also, Steam.

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
No, no, you definitely fancied her. I remember.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@happy_sad
damn, would you put them on pastebin or naw? It's up to you anyways!

@haveahappyday
Then don't smoke/take/whateveryoudowith this, it can be dangerous!

askme
askme

@5mileys
Well I would do it now but Amy is getting on my case a little so um. Maybe another time.

@takes2long
Nope. That's kind of gross.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@haveahappyday

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Tomoko's black wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Tomoko!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Tomoko."

massdebater
massdebater

@Lord_Tryzalot
Ouu, I absolutely adore oatmeal cookies. They're definitely up there as my second favourite.

I can pass on the raisin but it's not really noticeable anyways.

iluvmen
iluvmen

yay

Inmate
Inmate

@w8t4u
Sure but it's not as much as those ;_;
I'll do it after I shower and stuff

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
It's alright! Thank you!

likme
likme

@w8t4u
You only live once man.
@Bidwell
Your body yearns for those temptresses, but does your heat? My penis is fully erect from this coversation, I'm caressing it just like I would to what would be left of your penis if you were here with me. I can just imagine it, blowing my load on your face. Your stubs (I'd make you an amputee and tun the hole in the stubs into mini anuses, like any good owner would) clawing at my crotch begging for more of my hot mayo. You're searching for something aren't you user? The reason you're so angry and have one night stands with the wrong people. Once you come with me you'll become a part of me, no wait, an extension of me. I'd do whatever I want and you'd just roll your eyes back into your skull, arch your back and beg for more. Trust me user you'll love it, they all do.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@askme
Well that's your problem isn't it?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
Two scoops!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
a-am I gross? :'(

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
Too deep.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Baddog

lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
see
@lostmypassword

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
I go deep.

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
why is there a glow under her skirt

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
;-;

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
ever leave you computer running while you aren't within arms reach of it. All of this is fucking worthless if you get hit with a coldboot attack, which these days any skiddie with a can of dustoff can do. If you know your way around the physical components of a computer, set up a bank of capacitors to your ram, programmed to go off in the even of a hard shut down. I've never actually heard of anyone doing that, but I don't see why it wouldn't work. I did know a guy who had it set to a series of model rocket engines instead, but that seems to be a bit of a bitch if your computer crashes.
If ever subpoenaed or blackmailed, give the password to the outer partition, and forget you ever had the hidden partition. If anyone asks why you encrypted your hard drive, tell them it's because of the Windows vulnerability where someone booting a live distro can access all of your files. As soon as you write anything to the outer partition without protecting the inner partition, the shits gone forever so if they try to get anything out of you about the hidden partition, deny, deny, deny (the password is useless at that point, since only the actual encryption key could be used to do a physical analysis, and literally *nobody* memorizes those anymore, they're fucking hueg. Give the password to them, and they'll just get you on destruction of evidence).

Oh yeah, checksums ad hashes are always your friend. Never do anything incriminating using closed-source software.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@lostmypassword
Wait, are you calling me gross?

@hairygrape
No but you're underage and a girl.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Playboyize
@Techpill

because he's posting radio-active mehmeh's

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TreeEater
and you're big brother ;-;

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
http://www.dramafever.com/news/new-led-light-emitting-skirt-illuminates-your-legs-in-varying-colors/

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
3 inches isn't very deep.

@Techpill
Why are you looking up a little girl's skirt?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@kizzmybutt
Two scoops of raisins?

For a dozen cookies?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Techpill
There's glow under the sleeves, hair and hands too. Why is your eye immediately jumping to the little girl's crotch.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Techpill
Shes very clean.
@Methnerd
You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth.

Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /a/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
why AREN'T you looking up a little girl's skirt?

Evilember
Evilember

@TreeEater
No? I don't... what?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Carnalpleasure
Yeah but Amy seems to think I am or was sexually/romantically attracted to you. Which is gross.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
The other guy linked Cooki to your post so I thought maybe it meant "it would only be gross because it's you" and I ;-;'d.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Snarelure
More like 3.5 inches

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Skullbone
I don't know. Just a Raisin Bran reference ;~;

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
not bad for a midget shota

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
Everyone knows you add three and a half inches on the internet.
Which makes you a girl.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Firespawn
oh, no duh. You're cute, but you don't like girls :D

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperGod
That would make us gross, wouldn't it?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
I like them as imoutos. <3

@BlogWobbles
Yes, it would. So don't imply it again, sir.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
you don't like girls :D
Why are you happy he's queer for?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
well considering they started off saying they w ere a girl this couldn't possibly get much weirder

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@PackManBrainlure
oh fuck

@Sharpcharm
got one of them? ;3

@Snarelure
I'm not

@Burnblaze
It's most obvious shining out under her skirt since the glow is directly against her skin
fuckass

@Emberburn
nononono

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

*touches*

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RavySnake
I'm a fucking girl faggot I can't be a shota you cock sucker.
@WebTool
Well I am a girl.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SniperWish
Ohh, pff I'm so dumb ^^;

I don't really care for the texture the raisins add.
Like when you bite into one and it's all squishy in your mouth and stuffs :x

TechHater
TechHater

*touch*

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberburn
ONCE YOU'VE STARTED READINGTHIS YOU CAN'T GET OUT! READ ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE
A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages.

One day she decided to kill herself. Beca...use..................... even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.

Example 1:
Dave looked at the first sentece and said, "Spam" And the next day the neighbors found him in his backyard, dead.

Example 2:
Joane was alone. She didn't have kids or a husband. She had alot of friends. When She had a sleepover with them she quickly had to check her e-mail.She saw this message and sent it to only 6 people because she thought she couldn't die that night beacuse she was surounded by people. The next morning Joane's friends found her in her bathtub, dead.
If you don't send this, Kathy WILL find you

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RumChicken
It's because she has a guarantee I won't creep on her and reply to her posts at every chance and screencap her posts and make inappropriate insinuations just because of that teenage pussy

eh tsuchi

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@VisualMaster
*cums*

@DeathDog
See above.

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
Shes like 20 Grim don't worry.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
Go full Grim.
Romeo and Juliet laws will cover it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@DeathDog
sorry i just see a lot of angry text, can't really make out what you're saying

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
No.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
L
I
A
R

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Wanna smoke heroin?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@LuckyDusty
I never implied it. You just let your low self-esteem do your reading for you.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
*cums*

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
kbye

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@eGremlin
Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.
@AwesomeTucker
Me too
@PurpleCharger
just know your going to reply to this with "LOL U MAD". Your fucking andissipating my reply. The second you post that outdated cumback I will track you're IP, find out where you live and tear you a new arsehole.

Fuck. You.
@BunnyJinx
She's an adult inkling.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
Now it's just gay.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
inkling
adult

you aint foolin no1

Nojokur
Nojokur

@GoogleCat
party time
ooooooooooooooooooooooow

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
I come here to be among the filth like me. The misogynists, the pedophiles, the transsexuals, the irreligious, the gays, the bi's, the racists, the otakus (and by that, I refer to the dakimakura-owning, waifu-loving dirt of society with posters of 2D anime girls all over the walls. The guy who spends all his money on a better computer and multiple anime figures to litter his walls and shelves).

I do not come here to listen to how and your girlfriend had a tiff and you want help getting back together.
I do not come here to listen to your preaching about how easy it is to lead a normal life.
I do not come here to AIM or MSN or otherwise 'chat' with you.
I do not come here to listen to your disgusting drivel about how you spend time everyday watching anime with your girlfriend and need a recommendation for another.

If I wanted any of that shit, I'd go to gaiaonline, or myspace, or facebook.

No, I come here to look at pathetic losers post their fantasies about dating their 2D lover.
I come here to see pedophiles exchange erotica involving underaged minors.
I come here to watch stormfront refugees fabricate various 'evidence' about how other races are inferior to whites.
I come here to view the tips and stories given by crackheads addicted to oxy.
I come here to revel in the dirt of humanity so that I can feel at home.

I've already done as best as I possibly can to filter shit out. I've got the 4chan filter, I can hide individual posts, I can hide threads, and various other annoyances taken care of, but it doesn't help nowadays.
If I wanted normal, I'd go somewhere else.
But you do not understand this desire, and so will respond with "LUL4CHANIZSECRETBASE" or some other nonsense rather than actually argue for your staying here.

Fucking normalfags.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
I sincerely regret opening this image.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

-slinks around the edges of the room, being careful to not be seen-

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@whereismyname
there are adult inklings in the game, they even have a chest and everything

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fried_Sushi
-sneaks behind you and jumps on your back-

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@StrangeWizard
I don't have low self-esteem. I just pretend to do to accent how handsome and intelligent and good at drawing I am. It's a very attractive trait I hear.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
I misread that as "stinks around the room".

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fuzzy_Logic
Lewd!

@New_Cliche
I didn't touch you there.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@CouchChiller
Not yet.

@ZeroReborn
I like to at least pretend like cookies are good for you. They help with that slightly lol

@GoogleCat
Chase that dragon, mang.

Kinda felt good to turn that shit down the other day actually.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Supergrass
@Dreamworx
We all need someone(s) around to remind us of what not to become.

Booteefool
Booteefool

DON'T BULLY IKT.

@Garbage Can Lid
You did good welma-chan. Whattup?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
tfw no 600 year old semen demon hiding in your shadow to touch you there

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Scoots ;-;

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Garbage Can Lid
It's not like oatmeal cookies are all that bad for you in the first place.

There are certainly worse cookies you could make :3

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
</3

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
did someone say something about touching shadows?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Raving_Cute
You're a weirdo.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@King_Martha
Yes. I'm also amazing. You love it.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Harmless_Venom
Disgusting.

girlDog
girlDog

@RumChicken
Because he can live his life you faggot. Leave my brother alone.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Date night was ruined

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Yeah, I guess I do. <3

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Harmless_Venom
Disgusting.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Life without trews is no life.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Stupidasole
Our balls didn't touch so its not.
@whereismyname
They're adults.
@Illusionz
God, stop talking as if you hold some moral high ground. You're on enemy territory, so just shut the fuck up and don't tell others what THEY should do when it's you who's obviously in the wrong.
@Spazyfool
Shota

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Need_TLC
-is surprised and squeals loudly before running off in one direction-

@Nude_Bikergirl
-is always clean- :<

5mileys
5mileys

@Booteefool
Gotta leave for work in like 15 min. or so.

How's you?

@Sir_Gallonhead
How bad are snickerdoodles for you? I think those have to be my fave.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
@viagrandad
How?
She's 600 but just looks 8 so it's k.

@girlDog
I have no objections. Just a weird thing to be happy about.

@haveahappyday
Girls don't have balls.

takes2long
takes2long

@Spamalot
do people make new threads by reply count or image count for this one?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Shh Scoots.The fire rises.

@farquit
You too, btw. <33

askme
askme

@Evil_kitten
Why?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
300 images is the standard.

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
that is what i had posted, yes

iluvmen
iluvmen

@5mileys
Not too bad. Went bowling with frens. Was good. :3

Work going well?

@w8t4u
Was stopping trews part of your plan?

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
noted, i'll keep an eye out but as always you guys seem to ENJOY making the new ones

idontknow
idontknow

@cum2soon
You wouldn't fuck a Ghoul.
You wouldn't fuck a Draugr.

likme
likme

@cum2soon
So they didn't touch then stupid.
@massdebater
Pretty homosexual man.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
Because they don't look like little girls.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
i never said i had anything wrong with homosexual, man

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
Aww I wanna do bowling!

It's going okay. Pretty clusterfuck/10 cause we're getting ready for the big renovation.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
Lesbians are still gay.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
Are you a lolicon?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@w8t4u
Nah, am a bit rubbish really.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
Big rennies??? What like?

We should go bowling! :D

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
I just pretend to be on the internet.

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
Where's the fun in that?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
Like 4 months closed kind of renovation.

Where/how/when?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@kizzmybutt
Well I do.
@Poker_Star
I'm a male lesbian that identifies as a black female.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
Yeah, same.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
thats a lot of pizza boxes

@PackManBrainlure
suck dick yea i know

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
Nothing to ka ka about.

@Snarelure
Books.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methnerd
so whats happening in terms of money? :/

And on Scoot's US love tour of course!

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
you aren't actually haiku's right?

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
It's the emo skunk.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Carnalpleasure
@Snarelure
Later losers.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
Very doubt it

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
I'm helping with said renovation so I'm not losing employment or anything. Then I'mma get another raise after it's all done I'm pretty sure.

Plus there's always my other thing ;3

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
Yeah, same.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Gigastrength
Nah, you're a huge weirdo. And also very neat.

#master of romance

RavySnake
RavySnake

@iluvmen
The next step of my master plan? Crashing this monarchy.

WebTool
WebTool

Kind of mad Chii didn't cap the erotic toothbrushing scene more.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Burnblaze
Nothing.

@Emberfire
I am.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
I am so infatuated right now.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Firespawn
call me

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH yes the.... side job.... :3 glad you'll ge tthrough the stuff man,

StonedTime
StonedTime

Or perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man before shit-talking him in The Sun.

A lot of loyalty for a hired revolutionary.

Etc.

@BlogWobbles
Is that polite for having a huge hardon? Because I have to go for a bit so handle it on your own pls.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Skullbone
I fell asleep before you came back...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TurtleCat
oh yea? did you and alice break up or what?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RavySnake
With no paparazzos

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
I am completely certain I can handle it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
I am lying.

@DeathDog
At all.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
@eGremlin
New.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
yea i figured, i'm really glad you aren't though, that bitch was annoying

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