Stay Based James Deen

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

ITT swag is back

All urls found in this thread:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jsvyVMogea
https://youtu.be/-YG1YBixxiE?t=1m17s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playing_doctor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRjKlZiGHQI
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Snarelure
Snarelure

Nigga got two threads

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

swag

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PurpleCharger
Couch shopping.
@StrangeWizard
Oh good. I had a weird Skype request from some politician and I thought you were just being dumb haha.
I'll add you on Steam

Evilember
Evilember

we need ban to make this an official swag thread

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberfire
Get a comfy one so you can use it for things other than sitting.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Snarelure
we in there though

WebTool
WebTool

Ayyyyy

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberfire
It's just not any of the names I usually use and just felt like clarifying so you didn't think it was someone else.
Just felt like readding you after however long it's been.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

#swag

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperWish
Oh, like napping too?

@TurtleCat
Glad you did (:

TechHater
TechHater

@DeathDog
WE SWAG TO THE MAXIMUM

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

TP’s official platform for modship:

REPOST IN EVERY THREAD

I don’t think I really have a shot, nor do I really care to make any more effort than I already do, but I have decided to be the leader and overseer that you all deserve.

If mod, for most of the week I wouldn’t do shit but lurk and make occasional user posts like I usually do. Sure I’ll delete CP if I see it and help get rid of real spam if it happens. Like real spam. The type of shit that melts laptops and makes threads unreadable. Like the shit that happened last week. Posting repetitive long posts over and over isn’t spam as long as it is within the limits of cool down. Of course anything that is really repetitive and annoying might get deleted. Probably will depend on my mood.

So during the week when I’m sober that’s all I’ll enforce. Fuck that spoiler rule. That’s stupid as shit. Nothing should have to be spoilered. Except for leegu posts. This board isn’t sfw.

Also I won’t ban for doxxing. Even though I find it lame and creepy, it creates amusement and drama. Doxxing here isn’t like on an anonymous board where no one knows each other and it can actually ruin someone’s life. You get what you deserve if you get doxxed here. Dumb fucks.

When I’m drunk once a week, all bets are off. I’ll try not to abuse the power, but I probably will. Like Luka is probably getting perma’d so fast.

Unlike the current volunteers, I won’t share info on posters that only mods can see. In fact, anyone who asks me who an user is is getting called out in thread. Also unlike current volunteers, some people actually like me and I don’t cyber people for gifts.

I think I will appoint a cabinet. Tentative cabinet will be: Colbert, SD and Wish (cuz girl). If 2/3 of them tells me to do something, I will listen. I’ll also listen to Erin, but she might have to punish me when I act up :3

So when you’re thinking about who to vote Yes on this Monday, August 17th, think “why not TP?” I might actually be a good mod lol.

-TP
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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@VisualMaster
Among other things, yeah.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster
Oh?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Headed to bed.

Netflix and chill. Lata.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PurpleCharger
Later.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@DeathDog
Karp the weed is too loud.

whereismyname
whereismyname

SWAG 100 THOUSAND
100 TRILLION
OH GOD DAMN BASED GOD

Nojokur
Nojokur

Still kind of prefer this thread.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@New_Cliche
nah dude i'm not feelin it

viagrandad
viagrandad

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cum2soon
cum2soon

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Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
they are on the other thread

idontknow
idontknow

no one's here
post your swag

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

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go to grim's thread

Emberburn
Emberburn

not posting in multiple threads
god damn newfags.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I really am a girl though
in case anyone cares or believes me

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
I kind of want to kiss your tummy

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberfire
im a girl irl 2

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
pls

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberfire
...You're not moot. Though many of them wish to become a girl.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I am a girl too here is my tummy

DeathDog
DeathDog

and her is my girly butt look how ladylike it is

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

lolbuttpimples

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

fuck you, tio.

you too, axel

FastChef
FastChef

@Flameblow
lewd
@SniperWish
lol
@RavySnake
no
@LuckyDusty
i am, in fact, not moot
that is true

JunkTop
JunkTop

bye

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Needs more liquor.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
Let's be lesbians together.
Because we're both girls.
And that's super gay.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
Later

Nojokur
Nojokur

@AwesomeTucker
ayyy lmao I'm in both.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
Still drinking?

Supergrass
Supergrass

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BunnyJinx
i've got someone i like though
@Supergrass
that thread is bad and so are you

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@FastChef
It's just a smooch on your tummy, nothing further!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Illusionz
I took a break, but I am again.

Boy_vs_Girl
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girlDog
girlDog

@FastChef
Rev Up That Ass, WoopWoop. :^)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@FastChef
Pretty please.
@Boy_vs_Girl
No he left.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Garbage Can Lid
it would tickle

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Crazy_Nice
How many in?

@Need_TLC
BUT ARE THEY A GIRL LIKE US?

askme
askme

@viagrandad
I'd kiss slow and gently so it'd be less ticklish..

Inmate
Inmate

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idontknow
idontknow

Oh no

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@haveahappyday
This is the third glass. I think I need to lay down after this.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Living in a Material World.

Gigastrength
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Techpill
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@Playboyize
I KNOW, OKAY?

I KNOW

Methshot
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@askme
@askme
nooooo that would tickle more

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
10/10

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@lostmypassword
can't even stay up after 3
Damn.
Just.
Damn.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methshot
What if I stopped after each kiss for you to catch your breath

SniperGod
SniperGod

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TurtleCat
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@Flameblow
i'd hyperventilate

StonedTime
StonedTime

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TurtleCat
It's ok, I'd hug you after a few tummy kisses to make sure you're ok

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i refuse

because revy is here

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

HEY DESU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
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Stark_Naked
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@BinaryMan
now this is lewdposting
@PurpleCharger
i'm there too, making fun of how short test and gnomes are

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked
It's just tummy kisses, I could make it more lewd but that'd be inappropriate in a public place like this

Spamalot
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@Crazy_Nice
my tummy is too sensitive tho

farquit
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@Crazy_Nice
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@Crazy_Nice
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viagrandad
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@Crazy_Nice
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happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
That's why I want to kiss it and slowly lick and nibble around your bellybutton.

haveahappyday
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@Stark_Naked
eh, in there i'd have to share with more posters

and nothing wrong with those two! if anything, that's their plus!

takes2long
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askme
askme

revy.

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iluvmen
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kizzmybutt
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revy.
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@happy_sad
lewd!
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@askme
step one be gril
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Playboyize
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Techpill
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@Poker_Star
Nope! I'd just roll your shirt up a little past your belly button. We'd both be fully clothed

TreeEater
TreeEater

revy.

take your pants off.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Poker_Star
i dont want to see you doing this, more reason to stay here :3

Emberfire
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@Techpill
still lewd
@TreeEater
but they're comfy

Flameblow
Flameblow

AYY FUCK YOU
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SniperGod
SniperGod

Karp is it wrong to like Billy Joel?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

revi

i am comfyier.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
It'd be lewd if I lied on top of you and gently kissed and nibbled your neck until small red marks appeared

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RavySnake
i can tell you want to do that tho
@TalkBomber
comfier than pajama pants
no

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
Nono I want to kiss your tummy, I'm not interested in holding your hips and whispering things in your ear and kissing your neck, I'm just seeing what I can get away with saying

TechHater
TechHater

but revy

what if i told you

i am pajama pants.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@ZeroReborn
it's all lewd

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@New_Cliche
Not as lewd as me lying down and kissing your neck, lowering down to your tummy then licking and kissing your legs. That's lewd

Lord_Tryzalot
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haveahappyday
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@Fried_Sushi
yes
that is quite lewd

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askme
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@haveahappyday
Would you let me do any of those above tummy kisses?

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@askme
m-maybe...

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@Inmate
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Carnalpleasure
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@Methnerd

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@Playboyize
i'm going to need a more direct question

SniperGod
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@Skullbone
Would you let me lie down next to you and hold you close, gently whispering nice things to you while kissing and nibbling your neck before you let me kiss your tummy

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@Skullbone
@SniperGod
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CouchChiller
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@SniperGod
o-oh...
i might just do that...

New_Cliche
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@CouchChiller
But what if that turns into me rolling and lying on top of you, running my hands gently along your sides while gently kissing and nibbling on your ear and neck, leaving small red hickeys from it

Supergrass
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@CouchChiller
-climbs onto your lap possessively- >.<

Dreamworx
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@CouchChiller
@New_Cliche
see @TurtleCat
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Need_TLC
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@Supergrass
Why won't you draw that dog though?

Booteefool
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@New_Cliche
that would be lewd
@Supergrass
*pets the flan*

Boy_vs_Girl
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@Booteefool
But I didn't hear a no

MPmaster
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@Booteefool
murrr

when's bed?

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
too lewd
@MPmaster
you can sleep on my lap <3

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
-snuggles affectionately-
but I haven't talked to you in forever
-closes eyes and snoozes anyway- nhn

askme
askme

@takes2long
u don't have to sleep

iluvmen
iluvmen

@farquit
I don't know about /too/ lewd, It's about at the right amount. It's only me running my hand up your shirt and holding your sides with my hands and kissing your neck, possibly whispering nice gentle things in your ear in between kisses

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
but that's too lewd

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
bloodchan just use your name

@askme
-squirms alot- ^.^
play games with me sometime

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
But we'd both be fully clothed throughout the entire thing, maybe loose comfy pajama outfits, but still clothed

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
what kind of games?
@hairygrape
but you said your hands were in my clothes

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
Yes but only touching non-lewd areas, like gently rubbing your back or running my finger around your belly button while kissing your cheek

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Techpill
iunno, you pick ^^ -licks your tummy and bonks my face against your belly-

@Playboyize
@Playboyize

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
but that would tickle
@Snarelure
let's play Risk

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
Not as much as me licking and kissing your tummy

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
If I fall asleep will you move for me ? <3

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
true

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
no i would touch you

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
Do you have steam

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
yes i suppose i do
but i don't use it for talking and i don't have any cool games

StonedTime
StonedTime

AWWWWWWW SHIT

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
Oh ok, I think I'm going to sleep soon. Can we sleep together tonight

eGremlin
eGremlin

@WebTool
-blushu- x.x You're silly ^^
Touch non-lewdly?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
only if you keep your hands away from where they don't belong
@eGremlin
no

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BinaryMan
I'm too tired to venture into those areas, plus I have to move to my new apartment tomorrow so I need a good sleep. Do you want to be friends

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BinaryMan
If I wake up then you have to stop then.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
not on steam
@StrangeWizard
i'll be careful then

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
I meant my thread friend, I'm not even on steam now.
Do you think I'm gonna try to cyber you on there huh? ~ ~ ~

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
FUCK YOU DESU

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

ok i'm going to bed
desu and flan are welcome to join me
@Nojokur
i wouldn't put it past you, but i don't have any steam friends on principle

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx

-squishes against you-
I get the lap

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
You think too low of me, it's just fun to talk to you like this. I don't intend on going any further..
Can I be the big spoon and cuddle with you and kiss your neck while rubbing my hands along your tummy?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
yes
@Need_TLC
looks like i'm the middle spoon

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
Cool, sweet dreams then

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

man am I sleepy.

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
Go to bed.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Evilember
no I'm watching chi's sweet home

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
Go to bed anyways.
You need to have a normal bedtime since school starts soon.

FastChef
FastChef

Gil is playing daddy~

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
Will you stop being so gay?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TechHater
.>
IT'S FRIDAY. YOU GO TO BED YOU OLD FART.
@FastChef
Gil would be worst father.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Why were you guys here?

Supergrass
Supergrass

This thread went down hill.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
It is a terrible name for a dog.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

SWAG

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
Thursday.
OLD FART
That is rude.
Gil would be worst father.
Hey, fuck you too.

@Supergrass
I blame Desu, Flan, and Revy.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
wb

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Nojokur
You never answered me...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@New_Cliche
You can take up serial murder.

@Ignoramus
I have been yelling hello at everybody that says hello to me. Even if I'm in the middle of saying something else. Like at work or something.

@whereismyname
I didn't say it wasn't.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Also, I'm not even old.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
You being any form of expressive in general just shocks me.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
i mean i could... and that might even impress blood-chan... but it might also ruin my entire life so i'm not so sure.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stark_Naked
<3 love you
@Raving_Cute
why are you still talking to me.
@Lunatick
still.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

B-be nice to Blood-chan D:

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Dreamworx
Darwin is a terrible name.
@Stark_Naked
That's somewhat what I was talking about.
I liked the swag part.
@Nude_Bikergirl
I never said you did.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fuzzy_Logic
Fiiine, daddy.

@Nojokur
Hell, I dunno. I poke fun at him, but he might actually make a decent father. You can never really know these things. Like at this moment, you'd be a terrible mother. To say you'd be the worst mother puts you at the top of a list of some really terrible people. Can't knock paternal instincts of people who, outside of here, probably try to be good people.

But you're like, 12.
I'm something of an ageist. Kids are amusingly dumb.

@Illusionz
Just about to leave.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Garbage Can Lid
I'm always expressing some emotion or another.

@Crazy_Nice
The trick is to never ever get caught ever.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
Never! Bully hard!

Soft_member
Soft_member

holy shit this took too long to write up
@GoogleCat
He come into this country as a typical border hopper in order to provide his small town of 200+ people things U.S Citizens take for granted.

He started off as a typical fucking sandwich goon, climbed his way way up and now owns his own store.
He has four of the kookiest kids, excluding yours truly, you'll ever meet.
His wife is a damned good cook and the peppers she grows are the hottest shit i've ever eaten.
Her cooking is so fucking good, man.

But at any rate, he owns the sandwich shop he started as a dish washer at.
In fucking NorCal where EVERYTHING is expensive as fuck.
It may not seem like anything big, but for a spic who couldn't even speak basic english to manage to buy a fucking restaurant and run it, and become one of the top 5 restaurants in the franchise, it's kind of impressive.
@StrangeWizard
How are you doing tonight, my friend?
@whereismyname
I like him, he somehow manages to at the very least pull a chuckle out of me, but I think i'm gushing at this point so I'll shut up.

girlDog
girlDog

@Need_TLC
Hey, love~
@Booteefool
I wanted to know why you think I'm annoying, if I know then I can better myself

@Harmless_Venom

@Harmless_Venom
@Harmless_Venom
@Harmless_Venom

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@RumChicken
wh.......what did I do??! what are you talking about??

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
aw..

viagrandad
viagrandad

You guys are fast tonight.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Boy_vs_Girl
Good thing mine is Anonymous.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
We need to work on your platform.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

bored. bored. bored.

@viagrandad
That's what she said.

smokes a cigar, I'm actually bad with sex.

5mileys
5mileys

@King_Martha
i don't think i'm good enough yet to never get caught... maybe i should practice by starting out as a serial rapist.
@girlDog
love~
aahhhhhh
i'm bored and boring right now. i should do something but i'm not sure what it is yet.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
You sound like you have a crush on him.
@happy_sad
I'm SteveAN.

takes2long
takes2long

You fucked up, Nezi.
You should appreciate the bond you have with whoever is willing to put up with you now.
That's all I'm going to say about this matter.

@Soft_member
@Soft_member
@Soft_member
@Soft_member
@Soft_member
@Soft_member
WHAT DID I EVEN DO?????

w8t4u
w8t4u

I think I should stop.

askme
askme

@cum2soon
Hi, I am Mercury.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@haveahappyday
The fuck is a platform
@5mileys
Yes I love you and you don't have to do anything~
@w8t4u
That wouldn't be a bad idea

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
But you told me your name the other night

iluvmen
iluvmen

WHAT

DID

I

DO

KON

JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOOOOOOOOOOT

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
That was monotone af.

idontknow
idontknow

@Soft_member
The fucking assholes from the day crew didn't do any of their side work so we were there an hour longer than we needed to be taking care of all the shit that they were supposed to do. I'm understandably pissed. We had two shifts worth of silverware, dessert restock, condiment restock, etc. I was ready to just start choking mother fuckers.

@5mileys
The trick is to kill in a completely erratic manner, never targeting specific types of people, using lots of different methods, kill the people in one secluded place and then dumb the body in another, don't keep trophies, etc.

likme
likme

@askme
I skyped with Merc a lot back in the day.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@cum2soon
D-don't tell him!!!
It's embarrassing!
@Bidwell
At the very least you have my back BC.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

ASJDF:SLDKJS:DLJSDLKGJ:SLDKJALDKGJS:DLKGJDSALKFJSA:DKFLJS:DLKGA:SJFS:LDJG:SLDKJA:LSKFJS:LDJGSLDFJ:LSADKJG

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
ngggaaaAAAAAAAAAA
is this a dream?
@idontknow
why would i keep trophies? that's icky dead people i don't want that wherever i live.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Booteefool
Now this is awkward.
I feel any answer I give here will be misconstrued.
If I reciprocate, it'd be odd.
If I decline, it'd be rude.

@Boy_vs_Girl
#swag

@MPmaster
We are not "playing house", you little shit.
If we were, I would just play the role of drunken, abusive father and beat the hell out of you.

@King_Martha
Through text, you seem as dry as me.

@Soft_member
I am not saying this to walk over whatever particular American Dream your father achieved but isn't the whole point of whatever success you have in life to better the next generation's? If taking over the store from him financially is feasible and you're capable of doing it, then by all means take it over as it's something above what the average claim. But if you have a chance to get something higher, don't shackle yourself to someone else's dream just because it's a tear jerker.
"Sins of the father" and all that bullshit.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@massdebater

@likme
He has told me everything.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@askme
That's not Steb.
Steb actually died.

@Bidwell
plat·form
the declared policy of a political party or group.
your manifesto of legalized 3D lolis and such.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
I couldn't sleep

Techpill
Techpill

@Gigastrength
¬_¬

Methshot
Methshot

I'm falling apart at the seams Kon, look what you've done to me

I'll never be the same

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Poker_Star
I did cover everything in my apartment with sand, towels, and sand covered towels.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Harmless_Venom
Be quiet.
@MPmaster
I'm 16 thank you.. And I don't want kids. I don't care for them at all. I only watch them when I get money.
I don't mean anything I say to Gilly, I'm just being a friend
@Spamalot
:D
@girlDog
Blood.. You are just annoying in the since as you try to hard to get my attention to talk to you. Sometimes I don't want to talk to you. most of the time.
@takes2long
You're still my friend Nez
@Poker_Star
I'm fine with either one.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings you big baby.
I'm just playin around.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@lostmypassword
I'll keep your secret Kon-san.
@Poker_Star
Wish I could say black things.
@Playboyize
I'm not scared of anything that robot said.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@lostmypassword
-stabs you in the back repeatedly-
@hairygrape
You should jump off a bridge and find out
@Gigastrength
Oh I'm a libertarian... however it's spelled

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Deadlyinx
No worries. You can do it while you drive tomorrow.

Snarelure
Snarelure

You're n-not the boss of me! >.<

Skullbone
Skullbone

@idontknow
But you made it out, man.
That's all that matters.

Should I stop listening to 'Piano Man'?
It's been on repeat for like two hours
@Poker_Star
Thing is, I don't want to do fucking ANYTHING.
Like at all.
It's fucking awful, but it's how I feel.

I'd drop what I do right now, but I feel like it'd break my old mans heart.
And I don't want that, he doesn't deserve that.
He's a bigger fedora than I am.
I'm serious.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
no way. if this is a dream i never want to wake up.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Sharpcharm
Yea that's what cruise control is for right?
Who needs sleep when I could stay up talking to you anyway now that you're back from being a nerd

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
That is unimportant. What is important is that I laughed multiple times with his anecdotes.

Evilember
Evilember

@likme
I skyped with Merc
Merc with a mouth?
There's a drawfag that goes by the name Merc so I am semi-interested.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TreeEater
Alright I'll leave you alone from now on
@Snarelure
-pet-
@Burnblaze
x.x you're silly

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Poker_Star
I see.

You probably wanna play doctor~

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PackManBrainlure
You're not all that bad.
At least not right now.
@Carnalpleasure
<3
Kick it with Grim though, seriously
It might help him out in the long run.
You too.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sharpcharm
mercury saturn venus pluto mars jupiter u ran us neptune

:D

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
sometimes
but anyway like i was saying
BLOOD-CHAN
GO ON STEAM YOU FAG

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberburn
Not worth the prospect of dying, in my opinion.

WebTool
WebTool

@Snarelure
You're not the boss of me either.
@Firespawn
thank you blood..

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jsvyVMogea

////<

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Firespawn
*Purrs* You sh-should just ignore Quirky, he seems like a loser so it's n-no lose :3

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

My game froze.... i'm very upset right now

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TreeEater
You're next.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Skullbone
I made it out and now we're gonna get in trouble for staying so late. I'll have to explain that whoever is the manager during the day shift is letting everyone go home without finishing their sidework.

I sometimes put on really sad songs on repeat on listen to them for hours. Piano Man is a good song.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Techpill
One day I'm going to say it and its going to be true.

@TreeEater
Not everybody wants kids. But someday, you might accidentally get kids, and then all your value and worth as a human being will be transferred onto them, as you realize your dreams were unrealistic and parenthood is the best you can hope for.

Especially when all your friends are having kids.

@Carnalpleasure
That won't do.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
GOOD THAT FREES YOU UP TO GO ON STEAM
sorry you're upset though

DeathDog
DeathDog

@WebTool
But I am.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RavySnake
Did your friends notice the mess when they came over

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberfire
What did he say?
@Evilember
Merc as in the pony that made a fleshlight out of marshmallows.
@SniperGod
That should change.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TreeEater
https://youtu.be/-YG1YBixxiE?t=1m17s

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Methnerd
Are you becoming a Muslim?

@TreeEater
<3 to you too then.
I know you were teasing. Don't take any outrage seriously as it's all for show.

@PackManBrainlure
Just switch er to a.

@Skullbone
Then answer this question: At the end of the day, would following in his footsteps and doing whatever you can to further his accomplishments bring you more personal fulfillment than any other sort of gain?
Family is important but don't let it be the only factor.

@Flameblow
I aspired to go into patient interacting medical fields from a young age.
I gave that up when I realized I hated people.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
Just say that you wanted to make sure you did your end.
Also don't tell me to keep listening to this, I'm not sure how much longer I can deal.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
I was in the midst of cleaning up when I heard the bell. They got as far as the living room, anyway.

@TechHater
I am keeping them to myself.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperGod
Who are you ._.
@SniperWish
I can't omg D:
@WebTool
whatever
@BlogWobbles
She's cool, but Tsuchi made her hate me since day one and that's why she doesn't want to associate with me anymore.
You know how kids are
@CouchChiller
I don't believe in any other form of government
@VisualMaster
._.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

REMY
BOYS
YAAAAAAH

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

wrong trip but it's like it matters

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
B-but you're still a kid, baka ^^'

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Kon sammich rate/suggestion pls

Whole wheat bread
Boar's Head Buffalo Chicken (spicy mm)
lettuce
tomato
spicy brown mustard
my tears

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Shut up, Bebop.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BinaryMan
Turns out liking people is important for getting repeat patients.
Or being a sociopath who is good at selling the fact you like people hue.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playing_doctor

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
LEAVE BEBOP ALONE

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StrangeWizard
>>>NO
>>>>FUCKING
>>>>>>>CHEESE

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fuzzy_Logic
see @FastChef

Nojokur
Nojokur

@GoogleCat
-covers your mouth- shhh

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
>>>LACTOSE
>>>>>>INTOLERANCE
>>>>>>>>>CUNT

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

aw dont be mean to bebop

Supergrass
Supergrass

I'll be right back

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BinaryMan
No. I just listened to Rubber Soul for the first time.

@AwesomeTucker
Listen to this instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRjKlZiGHQI

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
Hurry!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@JunkTop
The he didn't say anything.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@FastChef
@BunnyJinx
hey
@PurpleCharger
fine.
but someone you like is missing you.
@Supergrass
later.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@JunkTop
That would have been super awkward to explain.. Shame I couldn't help clean

Lunatick
Lunatick

@PurpleCharger
Blood-chan.
@Fried_Sushi
Thank you, Fool.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nojokur
*Fidgets and licks the palm of your hand obediently*

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
ayy
you remember those problems i told you about the other day but never got around to talking about?
one of them just left and i don't know if i should give a fuck

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
that pic
he got laid?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@New_Cliche
Funnily enough, I remember doing this with the girl two houses down when "playing house". I always just called that "I'll show you mine if you show me yours".
It's weird how that's normal for kids just to go ask about each other's genitals.

@Illusionz
Sucks to be you.

@Fried_Sushi
I forgot about that album's existence entirely.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger
Do you want to be mod or not?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
well if you're down a problem that should be a good thing.
@Harmless_Venom
LOLno

MPmaster
MPmaster

i wonder where bebop went to ;~;
i never see him around anymore... </3

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nude_Bikergirl
It would not have been awkward for me. Coming up with an answer to "What did you use?" would have been inconvenient.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lunatick
It's a great album. Mike Patton singing 50s and 60s Italian Pop songs with a full orchestra backing him up? Sign me right the fuck up.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
he went right here @Booteefool

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
What album?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Garbage Can Lid
Exactly.

farquit
farquit

@BlogWobbles
:c What the heck, you used to be nice to me
@TurtleCat
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR VOICE
@RumChicken
since when did everyone get so mean? ;-;
@CouchChiller
no thank you.. I really don't want kids. I'm going into MMA fighting.. I would kill it inside of my before I knew it was there.
I would be kicked a lot
@DeathDog
.////. n-no.. you aren't.
@eGremlin
NEZ I'VE WATCHED THIS SO MANY TIMES
@BinaryMan
ok good, I was hoping you weren't actually mad t me.. I start to feel really bad when I make people mad.
@PurpleCharger
you're only 10 months older then me. Don't use any excuses.

viagrandad
viagrandad

i'm really just trying to forget because vote this weekend
i wish i had something to drink

@Boy_vs_Girl
the problem didn't go away how it should and it just added more. i don't know how to feel.

@MPmaster
he probably wishes he had died on that mountain.
Hi

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
The Beatles' Rubber Soul.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@King_Martha
Yea, that'd be quite a sticky situation.. :^)

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
You were the one who said that you are not scared of anything he might have said, so for what purpose would I share with you?

5mileys
5mileys

@farquit
I d-don't even know you, but you were mean t-to Blood-chan, so hmph~

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
what mountain?

if only bebop had a name so people could see him in thread *sniffles*

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
one more won't hurt ya~

w8t4u
w8t4u

@farquit
You're far too emotional.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BinaryMan
There is no more personal gain to be achieved.
I've dicked around, but I've also as far as I believe have helped people.
Outside the realm of the internet anyway.
Most days I just want to go home and not be involved in anything
@Spamalot
I;m like a minute and 15 seconds into this, lol

massdebater
massdebater

@viagrandad
how should you feel? probably should just let it roll off you.
anyway i'm just going to lurk for a bit

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
Right. Okay. Well ever since I listened to that album I've had it in my mind to record an album that's better than it. I mean, they were issuing a personal challenge directly to me. So I filled my apartment with sand and now I'm wearing a fire man's helmet and recording goats.

Inmate
Inmate

@Boy_vs_Girl
But that's asuka's hair meaning she's on him, right?

so many damn movie remakes. not sure if want to spend any money on.

idontknow
idontknow

@haveahappyday
It would have been all your fault.

likme
likme

@Lord_Tryzalot
In the book Brave New World, sex-play between children at a young age was a mandatory part of development. Then again, this was written back when Freud was considered sane.

Sexual development as something to be understood or researched is still crazy taboo though. Not many people who'd openly proclaim to be specialists.

@farquit
Oh shit. Well, remember that the window for females to have kids is pretty damn small in the grand scheme of things. Don't want to spend your life fighting then realize that, "Oh shit, I forgot to have kids." then realize you can't.

This happens more than you'd realize.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@cum2soon
one of the few that i live by

@massdebater
yes because i know how to actually control shit, right?
i wish i did. i should tell you what happened some time. pce

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
It's great. It's a great time listening to it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
what happened mountain

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SomethingNew
Self terminate.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
I'd take responsibility for my actions. Help me I've been watching speedruns for like 8 hours now

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
His mustache is rad
10/10

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
i lost control and got hurt but i loved it
that mountain was a tease

Techpill
Techpill

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bbkpt5fwmZ

@5mileys
I was told she was someone I shouldn't talk too. and I've tried, but she is very nosey,and I don't know how to deal with it.
So I shut her out.
I don't mean too..
@takes2long
I'M DIEING I LOVE THIS
@w8t4u
i know.
I know..
@likme
I don't want them.. I wouldn't be a good mom.. I'm bad with feelings.

Methshot
Methshot

@Bidwell
Take the plunge then.
See what happens.

@iluvmen
Kind of want to see you in a fireman's hat for the hilarity of it.

@likme
It doesn't bother me on some personal level and know from my own upbringing that it's normal. Just something about it still seems off and not just about the taboos associated with child sexuality. I don't think anyone will say that kids under 10 have no sexual impulses but at the same time, I think most would agree it's "wrong" for anyone not near their age or one near it but forcing the other to indulge it.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
Mike Patton is a straight up gangster. I'm all for anything he is involved in. Even the album he did where it was him, another dude, and some lady, and they just made noise for an hour and a half.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Poker_Star
If only you had been the least bit interested.

@Playboyize
Try speedrunning a game instead.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx
you got hurt :(

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Bidwell
Take the plunge then.
See what happens.

@iluvmen
Kind of want to see you in a fireman's hat for the hilarity of it.

@likme
It doesn't bother me on some personal level and know from my own upbringing that it's normal. Just something about it still seems off and not just about the taboos associated with child sexuality. I don't think anyone will say that kids under 10 have no sexual impulses but at the same time, I think most would agree it's "wrong" for anyone not near their age or one near it but forcing the other to indulge it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
I've gone completely insane. I shouldn't be allowed to be doing what I am doing, but I am.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
*poke poke*

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Techpill
I don't feel like making a second webm about random 16 year old girls things so just know i'm disgusted.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

she's back
FUCK OFF I WANT TO FORGET YOU

@PackManBrainlure
still got bruises but it was the most fun i've had in a long time

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Techpill
Th-that's not nice, you shouldn't blindly believe what p-people say about people, you have to learn through your own experiences w-with them! x.x

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
We both know how that turns out

Evilember
Evilember

@Techpill
Shh. Shh.

@Sharpcharm
>I've gone completely insane.
I think that shipped set sail years ago.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Kon is probably the nicest person IRL out of anyone here

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
But the result is still funny.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Burnblaze
at least youre alive... *hugs*

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TechHater
Maybe over the course of 36 hours, we'll see.
@Methshot
I'm just saying, there's a person who is more than qualified to take that chance, and he refuses.

I ask him why he doesn't take that leap, but he never responds.
@Methnerd
I'm gonna burn through this shit tonight then.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
You would know? I doubt that for many reasons.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Ride his dick harder, Nezi.

WebTool
WebTool

@Flameblow
HMPH
not funny at all.. Just for that I'm speedrunning dark souls for you now

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Rifk.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
I'll do my best to disappoint.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evilember
It was a sloop.

@TalkBomber
The album they released for this is less than half this length.

RumChicken
RumChicken

aww... mercury didnt notice me ;~;

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Carnalpleasure
At some point it needs to be normal to talk about is all.

@Techpill
You say that now. Hell, there are probably foods you don't like. But as you get older, you realize that those foods don't taste half bad, in fact, they taste good with certain things.

You don't even need to think about it now. Just, for most women, it's something to think about.

I love being a guy.
Literally no downsides.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU FUCKING CARE STILL
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS AND WE BOTH KNOW

@SniperGod
I guess..
If I wasn't then I'd finally know what comes after
death though.
I've had a lot of dreams about dying and just being nothing, it's cold but nice.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

share feelings

get BTFO

this is why we can't have nice things

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RumChicken
Shut up Luka.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
Have fun trying to without a desk.

TechHater
TechHater

@ZeroReborn
I'm putting it back together tomorrow jokes on you..

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Firespawn
NEZI I'M NICE TO YOU.
@StonedTime
yeah, you're lucky..

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
Grr.... how dare you Fullmetal, at least im happy that is defeated you in the past. hmph

@CouchChiller
What on the mountain hurt you while you were doing some kinda thing?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DLobaKgC1O
Cher Blood-Chan , je suis désolé pour jamais vous blesser . Je ne voulais pas trop . Je vous aime , et de soins pour vous. Je suis désolé.

FastChef
FastChef

Holyshit, is that the original Fullmetal?

JunkTop
JunkTop

i think you guys are only hostile to eachother to mask your true feelings

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BinaryMan
I seem to have failed to decipher this broken English.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I regret opening that vocaroo.

@TalkBomber
I don't have any response here that would seem adequate.
I wish you the best of luck.

@LuckyDusty
Start a diet of sand and peanut shells.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TechHater
I think the joke is on you for delaying your trip.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@FastChef
nah it's just StevAn

@PurpleCharger
you should learn to read better! muahaha~

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
Aah, okaay.
--
Back to lurking~

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I accept your apology f-for Blood-chan :3

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BinaryMan
hitting jumps hard as fuck and i lost control "somehow"
i want to believe i was really just trying to kill myself again
sadly i didn't break anything to show

@AwesomeTucker
cute

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CodeBuns
That's enough.

whereismyname
whereismyname

you should learn to read better! muahaha~

Nojokur
Nojokur

@eGremlin
You are nice to me, yes.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
I think the real joke is on you for not helping a friend in need

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
Lawl, silly fullmetal, terminator don't exist! xD

@Fuzzy_Logic
mhm he's long gone...

Supergrass
Supergrass

@eGremlin
Peeing standing up is merely a bonus!

Limited freedom, a generally competitive nature that leads us to strive for independence and better opportunities in life, being stronger on average, being less judged for our appearance by both sexes (within reason), and no periods! That means that most of us get four months of uninterrupted, emotionally stable, normal thinking!

I mean, damn. Not like being a girl doesn't have its benefits.
Just can't but stop and count your blessings once in a while.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
What friend?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
That's unfortunate. :c

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
I'm a friend of yours..

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
Which is why you gotta do his job for him and kill yourself.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Ignoramus
jumps? on a trampoline? :\
you still havent told me the full story...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CodeBuns
I eat lettuce because sometimes you just gotta eat the lettuce.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
i dont kill

@Fried_Sushi
:c

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
Luka pls
i can't tell you the full story because i hit my head a little too hard

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@CodeBuns
.>
Why?
@New_Cliche
;-;
@Ignoramus
I DON'T WANT HER TO BE ALL UPSET AND SADMAD WHATEVER.
@Nojokur
<3
@Supergrass
I don't have to deal with random boners.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
i wonder if you were snowboarding!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stark_Naked
Oh, is that all we are? Okay, then now I feel less compelled to help.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Tab Cola tastes like shit.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
Natural selection should kick in at some point.
@Lord_Tryzalot
You shouldn't taste anything then.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

B-but we're still not friends because you were mean to my Blood-chan f-for no reason, good night :x

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Crazy_Nice
i'm glad

@Booteefool
if i give you a pic with co-ordinates will you bother even looking into it a little?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
WOW FINE
I'm something else then

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
It better be Romaine and not fucking iceberg.

@Crazy_Nice
THE MONOLOGUE BORED ME.

@Sir_Gallonhead
That does not make sense.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I don't know who MGD is talking to but they're probably better off that way

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
Basically it means your mouth already taste like shit.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Crazy_Nice
Just wear tighter underwear and baggy pants.

Or don't stand up when you can sit down.

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
Something less?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
You've been thinking about kissing him, haven't you?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
you know what I am..

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
I didn't even know BC left Richard for MGD.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sir_Gallonhead
they have selected me! to lead teh future ^_^
my genetics are the best!

@MPmaster
youre talking strange, i dont understand you. coodinates how? to what...... look?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@LuckyDusty
So this is some secret limited edition shit.
Nice.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@viagrandad
No I haven't.

askme
askme

@girlDog
Still am lost here.

@Evil_kitten
I was always under the assumption that hiding your boner was bad because it'd add horrible curvature to it.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
♥ Lulu

massdebater
massdebater

@SomethingNew
you hurt my brain sometimes

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Boy_vs_Girl
uuhg. goodnight.
@MPmaster
hmph..
@Spamalot
TELL ME WHAT TO DO NEXT THEN.
@Evil_kitten
XD
nice nice..
@happy_sad
a slut ~
@5mileys
<3 AH THIS IS CUTE!

Inmate
Inmate

@w8t4u
It's disgusting, but I'm not judging you.

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
Not my problem anymore.

likme
likme

@haveahappyday
who is richard and why should i care about any of this

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
Shut up Zoe!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@takes2long
What will you do, though? Posting can only entertain you for so long.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@massdebater
no it cant be hurt you already did that so ur safe :)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Nyoro~n

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Spamalot
It is exactly iceberg.

@cum2soon
No, the songs on the album were all recorded during live shows in Italy and pieced together that way in a studio. So they only chose some of the songs based on quality of the recordings and etc.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@askme
You're right, Tsuchi.

Follow up on that advice and act on it.

@iluvmen
You should be friends with BC.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
Post of the year.

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
About /that/ or how I can't sleep?

Methshot
Methshot

@iluvmen
Sing "No Sleep till Brooklyn".

@Playboyize
You disgust me.

@Gigastrength
I don't want a banana dick, though.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
The latter.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
steb
Then never hide it, as God intended.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
hnn.... She is too clingy..
@Methshot
XD ok then.. A Capella.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Oh shit, this dude speaks English.
God damn, Fool.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
Iceberg is the only lettuce that you sometimes gotta eat.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
Just talk to you and post with the speedrun on until I fall asleep I guess.. Unless you wanted me to do something else

Skullbone
Skullbone

Nah, you should b-be friends with Blood-chan~

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Snarelure
No, I have no other ideas. What game is it?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO BED GO TO BED LITTLE ONE

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
She just wants love.

And your corpse. You also both talk more or less the same these days.

Evilember
Evilember

@hairygrape
the helmet protected any direct impact
sadly

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Burnblaze
Ocarina of time 100%, want to watch it with me?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Also that live studio shit is 3deep6me

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
thats why i can't handle her,,
and that second part is scary

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I said g-good night, not that I was going to bed, also d-don't call me little one when I'm your senior... ._.,

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
i wonder what kinda hel mut you wore

WebTool
WebTool

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Flameblow
It's a really interesting album for that alone.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Flameblow
Did your opinion of me change yet?

I just tried my best to be a cunt.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

NEW
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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I JUST WANNA PLAY TOUHOU 15

DeathDog
DeathDog

NEW
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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Firespawn
Link it.

FastChef
FastChef

@BlogWobbles
What an ineffective attempt.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Techpill
she

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