♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Sucking Dick Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Sucking Dick Edition
dont worry, ive got powerstanced greatclubs for maximum faggot too
Hot damn, fine ass leaves
get in me you saucy bastards
Slow down guys!
GOTTA GO FAST
no spoiler tag
Oh. Well that makes everything okay then.
I have nothing to hide.
Please tell me you didn't lose that trip already...
I still have it.
it's your privilege.
Yay -hugs moogi-
If only I knew, Moogs.
I don't have to explain myself to you.
Can you at least explain why you don't have to explain yourself to me?
What a cute kitty.
Explain it to me, then.
Because I don't feel like it and there's literally nothing you can do to make me.
Not even if you tickled my tummy or disemboweled me.
I gave him a trip and that means I can give him a hug if I want.
He secretly likes it
hon vill åt din pölsa
That's it? You only requested a hug in exchange?
You're getting cheap~
He secretly likes it
And where are you getting these ideas from?
What is the matter Comrade Scootles
I expect better from you, Yan.
Drop your tea?
Physically impossible to gauge through this medium. You'll believe whatever suits you best I guess.
George, you should keep me company while I drive to the used game store here in an hour.
I'll wait for you to get back.
linked posts for faggots
I won't be back until after work.
That's why I'm leaving so early in the morning.
Well I'm not leaving for another hour, ya know.
MoogxSquash porno wen?
saying ewww to science.
anyone can have a nice body.
Th-thanks, Chii, so are we dating now..? .///.
Ah sup then?
Is this how it feels to use Android 2.3 in 2015?
I overslept and lost more than 4 hours of my morning.
Might find something to eat.
Go for it.
try playing H beatemup game
cant make it past the first enemy
hitting next to no damage on him while he hits stupidly high with his grapples
You d-didn't add me on Steam yesterday ;~;
Something bothering you?
Ya seem distant. More so than usual.
The trick is staying asleep once you are...
Nothing to concern yourself over.
I am tempted, but no. I might rifk drink a little.
It's how it feels everything, every day.
holy fuck the dark covenant is hard
I thought you said your post was just a filler?
Hmmmm~ You m-might be right ^^
WELCOME TO HELL
I just completed Dark Souls 3 in 30 seconds with memes
This will only lead to a nap.
how do i win? im thinking lightening clubs and tough armor is required
Nothing to be mad about!
How come you've always posted these slutty sprites?
True. I might have a nap. I might stick it through.
D-don't be a hypocrite and add me on Steam :3
One does not simply 'win' at Dark Souls.
There is only death.
I am home alone for a few days from tomorrow morning. I might get a bottle of whiskey and get crunk.
no tears now, only havels
you didn't add me on steam!
and I just want to talk to you I'm sorry..
because it's not like phantom bros are a thing
realize Scholar of the First Cashgrab probably doesn't allow co-op between it and the original Dark Souls II
Everything is broken now.
It sure is
I'll show you broken
-inches away slowly-
Amy. Please. Drink more tea.
i did it
Well my PS4, laptop and bedroom. And my chair. My brain. Everything I care about is falling apart. ;_;
There are some things even tea cannot fix.
...Then again, I cheesed the fuck out of those two and just ran past them into a smaller tunnel where they couldn't reach me.
But I don't feel bad. All the DLC practically begs you to cheese it anyways.
I should pick up the cashgrab sometime.
Maybe when it goes on sale.
Twenty bucks for a patch just makes me mad tho.
don't pay then
its all round better, i just wish they hadnt insisted on using fragrant branches of yore for everything
I have leprosy.
How's it going with you, DooT?
That sucks. Have you tried cutting off your hands?
Only managed one.
Glad to know I mean so much to you...
Why didn't you do the other one?
I'm not really known for my ability to care.
Been a decent day. Cant complain.
it kinda is, but you cal work around it
i do not understand it but i've never played a souls game before
I think I found you but it says you haven't been online for a year.
My curiosity for what it is you want to talk about is rising gently.
i love that one
Is it really worth or should I just wait for PC port Bloodborne or Dank Bowls 3?
Gameplay, lore, characters, atmosphere, artistic design, I love everything about this series.
My fever is flaring up because I had to come home in pouring rain.
I could use an exchange of care bursts.
Might buy beers and a bottle of whiskey tomorrow and gget fucked.
scoots and amy? in the same thread?
more likely than you might think
if you get it on sale, yes, if not, no
I can talk about anything you want me to talk about but I had something in mind if I'm allowed to say it
I got some shit for you to come and get
don't get me wrong, i think it looks amazing but them selling it again like you say just seems scummy
maybe one day i'll get it
hmph.. yes sir..
m-may I please add you on steam. I promise I won't be a bother
*hug* Wait, when did you get a fever?
Sounds good, man. I say go for it.
It's your lucky day, Karp!
When I started taking anti-depressants.
N-not anymore :3
da beat like fire
I've been trying to download Testimony for the past two hours and my internet is shitting all over the place.
Please? Darwin isn't even on now.. when would another time be? I can be as patient as you like even though I don't want to
<3 I missed you guys.
enough of that its time2eat
Bathed and ready for the night. But yea, gonna be a cunt tomorrow. It'll be the shit.
Nothing much, chilling from a big week of work and socilizing. You?
More fun this way
Hello how are you
rekt by a rapier while wearing half a fucking mountain as my armour
because fuck poise, right?
playing games sure is fun
Fetch me my rapier, boy.
Favorite 2pac song right here
Any plans for today?
I am crying now. I hope you are happy with yourself. Being mean to someone on the internet is serious business.
[spoiler <3 <3 <3 hey hey [/spoiler]
There! Consider yourself told!
I was quoting Romeo+Juliet.
Yo you fuckin lied to me man
yada yada kids are retarded, i get it
damn it I thought I got rid of the embed
oh boy, i just gotta have that generic still image sent in FHD for the entire duration of the song
This content is like over a decade old
how are you?
no not really..
I have no workout today, mom wants me to pick up the dog poop..
there's a book project with like 5 huge parts to it that I had to do for the start of school, and I haven't even started..
Oh I [spoiler] DON'T [spoiler] feel bad.
Shakespeare a godly. You ought read his shit. It will teach you alot. Like to bone underage chicks and hate jews. And to never trust the Scots.
@Garbage Can Lid
2pac rest in peace
OKAY I WILL
N-nevermind, maybe some other time~!
just chillin, feeling like i need a shower but compelled to beat this fucking boss
tfw I must commit ritual sudoku.
Not having feels is like the first sign of being a psychopath... Are you a psychopath? Or a sociopath... Or a footpath... Or a foot... Or... I don't know.
Sup? How is life, the universe and everypony?
It is actually rather racist.
that 16th century tho.
Think about it.
I love this video lol.
you bought a gin and tonic and you didn't even tip!
maybe some day, huxleys shit is higher on my priority list tho
I told you, stahp hittin' the table
Good meowning. It's 1:30 p.m.
way before chappelle had 2 kids!
I watched the first episode of that 'cause you sparked my curiosity. So many pretty landscapes...
I feel the same about the first part,and I started playing Dota 2 and it'S SUCH A PRETTY GAME HOLY CRAP
You are so confusing oh my god.. I'm playing Dota2. and I love this game
Loco!!! ¡Te amo!
I don't wanna....
The pain was too much and you chickened out?
Oh yeah, it's pretty gorgeous sometimes.
Like your dazzling personality
Dave Chappelle that ain't yo' wife
You got two kids
this is just so good
Of course I am confusing. I am naturally chaotic. Chaos is my thing.
lel what level warlock are you?
hawt day in texas.
*pets* it's ok
Are you practicing your Spanish?
A Loco le gustan los hombres. A Loco le gustan los hombres negros.
No, see, I cut off one hand, and then didn't have enough hands to cut off the other. I should have bought a buzzsaw.
You could hold the knife in your mouth.
That episode was too real.
How was the pie?
I have a six pack of Dr. Peppers up there right now.
Yeah and why don't I just shit in my hand and smear it on the fucking wall like an ape. I have dignity.
It was damned delish! Deep dish! With a side of MONKFISH!
minus the monkfish and that statement is true.
what the fuck is that?
It's my favorite tupac
I have a six pack of Dr. Peppers up there right now
Stop ruining my mental image of the innocent lady that is Sabrina.
Even though I'm sure you're the perfect amount of lewd when the situation calls for it.
I need to move them out of the way.
Maybe getting paid.
Bitch probably snorts a line or two tho.
Sabrina doesn't lewd. She just berates you in private if you try. Must be that Catholic upbringing.
Yo speak for yourself scoots.
None of your FUCKING business slavecunt.
You're my boyfriend, babe; you have no dignity.
What are you implying, Loco.
Let's shoot for this weekend. What'cha wanna watch?
Well, um...I didn't sleep much, and then I fell asleep at my desk for about half an hour and my coworker stole my jelly beans. Now I'm at home wishing I had jelly beans.
Also, I grew up Southern Baptist, you dork. That's why I'm such a raging atheist.
I had my reproductive system replaces with a Bear cooler and an aerated livewell.
I'm a SunCatcher pontoon.
You should shoop the Millennium Falcon narrowly escaping the jaws of a space worm into that video.
I'm sorry for being a bother
Absolutely 100% ^this^
holy fuck this is tense
She seems a little slow. I know too many people like that so I dunno about drugs.
That was from
I have a different software I use. I do teh webm's now.
My god no wonder you get passed around like FUCKING CURRENCY around here!
Well, It isn't my fault you like to dunk babies because you are sadistic and twisted and maybe like to perform lewds under the directive of a holy ceneremony and moonshine and... and... RELIGION DUMB!
Did I ever ask you if you were brought up like that?
JELLY BEANS!?! NOOOOOOOO!!
If I were you I would go in tomorrow and crack skulls. Breakfast club style.
Allison Sabs bb
I n-need something to do tonight :x
Because everything in porn is as it seems.
What?! I said I was sorry.. And I don't get passed around by anyone..
She likes aubrey plaza too.
G-good afternoon, user ^^
I apologized here already though
everything about that creeps me out
you lookin to play some dota tonight? ;)
Do you want to be forgiven? Or not.
I am dignified in my low social standing. Like a king who chooses to be in rags because he loves being in rags. And rags are awesome and smart and attractive fuckers.
Fuck yeah rags.
Maybe I was just saying something silly at a fourth grade Spanish level.
La belleza del cuadro no consiste en el hecho -indeferente para el cuadro- de que nos cause placer, sino que, al revés, nos parece un cuadro bello cuando sentimos que de él desciende suavemente sobre nosotros la exigencia de que nos complazcamos.
Spoilers much? Geez. Just for that I'm going to post one of your own thingies at you.
I like how you live in the future and apologize to no one.
Well, my uncle's a Baptist minister and I grew up going to his church and teaching Sunday school to the younger kids. Then I started thinkin' about stuff a little more deeply and now I'm a pessimist who doesn't really care whether the supernatural exists or not.
I'm gonna go now 'cause there's spam and it's giving me a headache. And 'cause other stuff. Bye, dear!
It d-depends who you are~
But it's the name of the movie.
Suuure. Likely story. ♥
That German spam reminded me
Provoke the tripfag retards again so they can spam us
You're kind of weird.
Don't call me that please
It is. It's based on the novel by David Wong which he wrote during an intensive nightmarish struggle with alcoholism.
The sequel is called "This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It"
u so ez
so whats even up with erins internet connection?
How about I hit you instead.
It currently doesn't exist.
hmm, probably not then since barely 80hours ingame
We c-could play bots or something! :3
That's a very nice way of putting it. I appreciate that.
No hangover from yesterday?
No admin, no rules.
died right at the end of the fight again
I would love to hear more about that another time. Ta ta.
You just gave me an idea for lunch.
I'm glad I could be of service to you.. I'm sorry for not listening to you btw. How's your day going
Soup is so gross.
There aren't even that many rules to break.
Some soups are, some are godly.
someone please ban this asshole>>217564
Also Luka, Lexi and IKT are still charged with enforcing the "rules"
someone please ban this asshole>>217567
I really like tomato soup..
I would drink your soup.
someone please promote this asshole>>217568
It was not like I was describing anything about my day; I was just making fun of you for being easy. :^)
Better than yesterday, but that will end once I stop procrastinating.
Stop eating the one Tyler Durden serves you.
all evidence to the contrary
Oh my gosh I am not easy.. Mean..
But he beats me if I don't eat it. ._.
I'm sorry I'm such a bother..
I've been set up.
I'M NOT! JEEZ
I can drink it twice before it becomes toxic!
It's because I like you.
my B, my B.
I'll try my best in a minute.
Darwin is that you? Put some effort into disciplining your useless pet.
I could be convinced to I suppose.
Amy bring Ioco on a double date with me and Erin.
This is a thing I would like to do.
I love you too.
I've never lied to you..
Make it a good one.
How do I convince you?
It's not a matter of tolerance, I'll just get really sick if I drink it more than twice in one sitting.
Who voted no? Other than Desu
Fugg knows. Probably Desu again on proxy.
That was a conversation starter by the way, Amy. You really dropped the ball there.
We're moving too fast.
kamuu a slut meme
False, I said you could at best function as a fuck toy but it seems you can't even do that, otherwise Darwin would have a tighter grip on you.
Wish also seems to be amused but I find it tiresome.
A good bottle of white wine.
bubble bath bubble bubble bubble bath.
bubble bath bubble bubble bubble bath.
Or maybe Murder is lurking.
Making bacon pancakes.
Pretty sure Loco would do anything I asked of him.
Girl I know cheated on me in a town full of black men on a business trip in chicago
What video games will cheer me the fuck up?
t-that's about my only use though..
adoinerdfn I'm sorry for only being good at that
I don't imagine you'd be feeling inclined to make me soup while you're intoxicated, however.
I don't like it.
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
They'd hate me. I'm a cunt IRL. Ask IKT.
I think he has limits, maybe even some dignity.
Are you as short as he is?
I have no use for such as I already have a pet.
Don't think there is any, it's just something off of Sankaku. Currently looking for more since it's cute and appropriately lewd.
Also I added you on Steam.
Oh no the wine was for another time, silly. Don't you into romantic dates?
You knew exactly what you were getting yourself into.
Is def rustle
dunno about more
I wasn't asking for that!
That's not why I want to be your friend on steam either..
ill pet you
You making me soup is the romantic date. So, now we're scheduling two dates, then.
Pray I do not hasten this further.
I will come for you slowly, inevitably.
And there is nothing you can do to escape.
No. In fact I'm not sure what I'm in right now.
Most people in the civilized world call it a 'friendship'.
You have, plenty of times.
Good, get some days off. Semicolon goes there.
Simple minds, they say.
I have not..
Oh. Should i give you something?
i wont lie, im slightly jelly
oh, ok then
catch you later
thats not you, is it?
I would really prefer if you would stop.
@Garbage Can Lid
Hopefully you will wear your new dress and that parfume that I like.
I don't bully. He's a lying thing.
ts from twitter
the legs however appear to be legit
prolly too big boobs too. She's like small compared to the girl in the pic.
Lloyd is a heterosexual man.
How dare you try to taint him.
i cant say ive seen her boobs
Fucking homosexuals. Disgusting right?
12:54 PM - Hakeem, the Cream: would you call me baby
what if it was`?
nah it's an image that pops up with "bubble bath boobs"
Days off are only good if you have stuff to do, and I've nothing to do.
I thought it did, but I was not confident in it.
I think you're projecting, or you're confused.
It is you who will be doing that
I don't fucking bully, kike. Why don't you go count the fucking shekels you made squeezing money from the fucking poor with privatisation plans instead of spreading lies.
I didn't even call him names for wearing glasses. I was best behaviour. I don't know what he's on about.
id be cleaning my temp files, considering that youre underage
I've seen pics of her clothed and her boobs couldn't get that big unless she work a tight bra or something.
Loco is the nicest faggot I've ever met.
Well okay I'll trust you then. ♥
Maybe he's just pretending.
That one's got some really strange nipples.
Now it's just getting creepy.
It seems he has his eyes up for Moogs in any case. Oh well, here ends my homosexual adventure for now.
What a shame, sounds like I will have to eat this soup with someone else.
LESS OF THE ANTI-SEMITISM!
gas the kikes
Damn right you will. He's just salty because I turned down his multiple anal sex offers. Like I would cheat on you.
gas the kikes
But you made it for me.
It will taste bitter in another's mouth.
No I'm too attractive. If anything I made him gay. Same thing is happening to Yan.
Oy vey! Every night I have flashbacks of how Ben "Stabbi The Rabbi" Garrison stuck 25 centimeters of wood up my ass when I was imprisoned in Auschwitz. Someone needs to stop this crazed Nazi before we have an another shoah.
that bath looks really comfy tho
could relax for days in that
Yan has always been a huge faggot.
He even pretended to be a girl.
Big areolas are best.
I lurk here nearly all the time. she's posted herself a bunch. Not to mention, I'm not talking sexual, just matter of fact.
You mean I don't get to see you in action before we do it?
Guess it's time to embrace my inner weeb
Sorry, missed this.
I am a very simple man but that I cannot find amusing.
Suppose you have basis for calling me a homo now, what are you complaining about, shorty?
Nonsense, they will never be able to tell the difference.
Update: It's been sighted that Ben "Empty My Nine at the Welfare Line" Garrison has allied himself with ISIS so he can give ebola to the Kurds and jews STOP BEN "SIX MILLION MORE" GARRISON!!!
wow we have a lot in common~
I'll eat it with you..
We are the exact same height.
No. I will remain chaste.
I honestly doubt someone as incredibly homosexual as you could even pretend to be a girl.
You underestimate the love you put into your own food.
Kind of want to see Desu's nose.
You were 5'11 no?
I'm not fat though, stop bullying my name
Yeah, 180cm or so in your inferior measuring system.
It's a normal nose, not broken. My face was posted here not too long ago so go look for it I guess
Some say Ben "Catch me if you Klan" Garrison is the direct descendant of Heinrich Himmler. As the legend goes, Garrison was born in the gas chambers of Auschwitz (that were only used to cook food for the Jewish guests) at the age of 2 he single handedly put down the Warsaw uprising.
You'd never know I was a fag unless I said so.
That requires me not being lazy.
I'm sure someone would notice the two foot long mass of silicone protruding from your anus everywhere you go.
Stop being so tall
That's not gay
I got banned for posting Jim pictures again.
They're just complaining about how I'm there because I'm getting ignored here.
I think they've used up their meme potential.
You kind of look like you belong in the live action Flintstones movie.
i need to invest in some bubble bath
and trim my legs when i next get a bath
That was not meant for me, was it?
I always add lots of love to my cooking. Special ingredient, you know.
I'm 193, or roughly 6'3
This seems unlikely.
it's not very expensive, and I do that when I'm in a shower so that I don't have hair floating around me.
implying I would ever be able to get any from anyone
Pfft. You know me.
That does not look like a boxer's nose so I am doubting that's you.
You are just a midget.
180cm would be considered average at best.
Gay as hell.
Eh, that's when height starts to become bothersome.
I've never broken my nose though
and I'm 6'1 goml
No you're just ignorant.
Now I'll think of the Flintstones everytime I see Desu
Tell me about it.
true, just havent had much room in my budget for things that arent necessities lately
i would, but the shower isnt really suitable for that here, so i just drain the bath and trim away
It is OK.
I only wanted to see these people complain about the spam, then see Ikt get really mad when they expect him to do something about it.
It was marginally entertaining.
They will be amongst us soon anyhow.
Then mine must've have brought you near to a heart attack.
I'd hit it.
I like tall people a lot..
You don't like me?