Scootalooo

Lunatick
Lunatick

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Sucking Dick Edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OINtcYyanY
http://strawpoll.me/5183926
Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
yes

dont worry, ive got powerstanced greatclubs for maximum faggot too

Booteefool
Booteefool

slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Hot damn, fine ass leaves
get in me you saucy bastards

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Harmless_Venom
good morning

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Slow down guys!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sir_Gallonhead
TOO FAST
TOO FAAAAAAASSSSSTTTT

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Boy_vs_Girl
GOTTA GO FAST

King_Martha
King_Martha

@MPmaster
FASTER!

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spamalot
no spoiler tag
Disappointing.

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice
Oh. Well that makes everything okay then.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
I have nothing to hide.

farquit
farquit

Please tell me you didn't lose that trip already...

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
Unfortunately.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

H-hi Wish...

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I still have it.
@viagrandad
it's your privilege.

5mileys
5mileys

Yay -hugs moogi-

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
Greetings.

takes2long
takes2long

wtf.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@takes2long
If only I knew, Moogs.

askme
askme

@cum2soon
How are you today?
@takes2long
I felt entitled to this.

Bidwell
Bidwell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OINtcYyanY
@askme
How?

massdebater
massdebater

@Bidwell
I don't have to explain myself to you.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater
Can you at least explain why you don't have to explain yourself to me?

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
What a cute kitty.

idontknow
idontknow

Meme.

likme
likme

@massdebater
Explain it to me, then.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
Because I don't feel like it and there's literally nothing you can do to make me.
Not even if you tickled my tummy or disemboweled me.
@likme
I gave him a trip and that means I can give him a hug if I want.
He secretly likes it

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
hon vill åt din pölsa

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
That's it? You only requested a hug in exchange?
You're getting cheap~

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
He secretly likes it
And where are you getting these ideas from?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
There was no official exchange, technically I'm just giving him things for free.
@Gigastrength
Body language, temperature, and heart rate.

Techpill
Techpill

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
What is the matter Comrade Scootles

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
I expect better from you, Yan.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
Drop your tea?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx
Physically impossible to gauge through this medium. You'll believe whatever suits you best I guess.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

George, you should keep me company while I drive to the used game store here in an hour.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I'll wait for you to get back.

Emberburn
Emberburn

linked posts for faggots

Emberfire
Emberfire

I won't be back until after work.
That's why I'm leaving so early in the morning.

Evilember
Evilember

ttyl then

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methshot
18tireds

@TreeEater
Yes. on my face

Flameblow
Flameblow

Well I'm not leaving for another hour, ya know.

SniperGod
SniperGod

MoogxSquash porno wen?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
Ewww.

WebTool
WebTool

saying ewww to science.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

anyone can have a nice body.

Th-thanks, Chii, so are we dating now..? .///.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Flameblow
Ah sup then?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake
Is this how it feels to use Android 2.3 in 2015?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
I overslept and lost more than 4 hours of my morning.
Might find something to eat.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RumChicken
Go for it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@WebTool
try playing H beatemup game
cant make it past the first enemy
hitting next to no damage on him while he hits stupidly high with his grapples
fucking why

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@hairygrape
:3

@Poker_Star
What?

@Carnalpleasure

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
You d-didn't add me on Steam yesterday ;~;

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
Something bothering you?
Ya seem distant. More so than usual.

TechHater
TechHater

The trick is staying asleep once you are...

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Methnerd
Why? I'm pretty much a sleezy yet lovable and cuddly prostitute.
@PackManBrainlure
Psychological.
@Firespawn
Take a nap

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
Nothing to concern yourself over.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@eGremlin
I am tempted, but no. I might rifk drink a little.

FastChef
FastChef

@LuckyDusty
It's how it feels everything, every day.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

holy fuck the dark covenant is hard

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@DeathDog
I thought you said your post was just a filler?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
Hmmmm~ You m-might be right ^^

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
WELCOME TO HELL

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I just completed Dark Souls 3 in 30 seconds with memes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@AwesomeTucker
This will only lead to a nap.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
how do i win? im thinking lightening clubs and tough armor is required

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
Nothing to be mad about!
How come you've always posted these slutty sprites?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
True. I might have a nap. I might stick it through.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
D-don't be a hypocrite and add me on Steam :3

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
Winning

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
One does not simply 'win' at Dark Souls.
There is only death.

Supergrass
Supergrass

<333

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I am home alone for a few days from tomorrow morning. I might get a bottle of whiskey and get crunk.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

no tears now, only havels

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@VisualMaster
you didn't add me on steam!
and I just want to talk to you I'm sorry..

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fried_Sushi
because it's not like phantom bros are a thing

realize Scholar of the First Cashgrab probably doesn't allow co-op between it and the original Dark Souls II

Pointless Remark

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Everything is broken now.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Raving_Cute
It sure is

Lunatick
Lunatick

hymen broken

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
now

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
I'll show you broken

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Need_TLC
yup

@Raving_Cute
hmm?

@Lunatick
butt hymens

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
@Garbage Can Lid
[crying sounds]

@Crazy_Nice
Well all right then.

@Booteefool
BROKEN

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lord_Tryzalot
-inches away slowly-

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
whats broken?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Amy. Please. Drink more tea.

King_Martha
King_Martha

i did it

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
EVERYTHING

Well my PS4, laptop and bedroom. And my chair. My brain. Everything I care about is falling apart. ;_;

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
There are some things even tea cannot fix.

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
You know why their faces look like that?
Because they're literally giant assholes.
@Spamalot
Material possessions.
You still have us.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot
how even

@girlDog
i am become anus, reker of fools

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member

there there

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
...Then again, I cheesed the fuck out of those two and just ran past them into a smaller tunnel where they couldn't reach me.
But I don't feel bad. All the DLC practically begs you to cheese it anyways.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@viagrandad
true

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad
I should pick up the cashgrab sometime.
Maybe when it goes on sale.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Twenty bucks for a patch just makes me mad tho.

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
don't pay then

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
its all round better, i just wish they hadnt insisted on using fragrant branches of yore for everything

takes2long
takes2long

@Spamalot
I have leprosy.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@girlDog
I guess.

@farquit
How's it going with you, DooT?

@takes2long
That sucks. Have you tried cutting off your hands?

askme
askme

@5mileys
I'm not going to pirate Dark Souls anything, this is my favorite game franchise.
Plus the only reason I'd get it is for jolly cooperation.
@cum2soon
That sounds awful.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
Only managed one.

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
Glad to know I mean so much to you...

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
Why didn't you do the other one?

Inmate
Inmate

for free
:^)

@askme
seems frustrating

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
I'm not really known for my ability to care.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@w8t4u
Been a decent day. Cant complain.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
It is.
@idontknow
I feel lied to.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
it kinda is, but you cal work around it

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
i do not understand it but i've never played a souls game before

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
Good, I'm glad. ♥

@kizzmybutt
I can do it. It just happens in bursts.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@whereismyname
I think I found you but it says you haven't been online for a year.

@Stark_Naked
My curiosity for what it is you want to talk about is rising gently.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

flood detected

Techpill
Techpill

fucking darklurker

Methshot
Methshot

i love that one

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
B-baka~

TreeEater
TreeEater

@hairygrape
Is it really worth or should I just wait for PC port Bloodborne or Dank Bowls 3?
@Poker_Star
Gameplay, lore, characters, atmosphere, artistic design, I love everything about this series.
@Playboyize
My fever is flaring up because I had to come home in pouring rain.
I could use an exchange of care bursts.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Playboyize
Might buy beers and a bottle of whiskey tomorrow and gget fucked.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

scoots and amy? in the same thread?
more likely than you might think

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure
this.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
if you get it on sale, yes, if not, no

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Gigastrength
I can talk about anything you want me to talk about but I had something in mind if I'm allowed to say it

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I got some shit for you to come and get

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
don't get me wrong, i think it looks amazing but them selling it again like you say just seems scummy
maybe one day i'll get it

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
MGDanon no?

@Skullbone
You are not.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
hmph.. yes sir..
m-may I please add you on steam. I promise I won't be a bother

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
:TRIGGERED:

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TreeEater
*hug* Wait, when did you get a fever?

@PackManBrainlure
Sounds good, man. I say go for it.

@Carnalpleasure
It's your lucky day, Karp!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
When I started taking anti-depressants.

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
N-not anymore :3

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sharpcharm
What's up Scoots?

@SniperWish
How you doin Ams?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Firespawn
Another time.
You have Darwin to entertain.

@WebTool
Oh well.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@BlogWobbles
Nyoro~n

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperGod
da beat like fire
;)

StonedTime
StonedTime

I've been trying to download Testimony for the past two hours and my internet is shitting all over the place.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

fucking hell

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles
b-but..
Please? Darwin isn't even on now.. when would another time be? I can be as patient as you like even though I don't want to

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Morning lovelies~!
<3 I missed you guys.

TechHater
TechHater

@RavySnake
Oh. You should tell your doctor.

@TurtleCat
Everything's good here, man. You?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
Take a hint
@TechHater
I'm waiting to see if it goes away first.
Maybe my body is still adjusting.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
enough of that its time2eat

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SniperWish
Bathed and ready for the night. But yea, gonna be a cunt tomorrow. It'll be the shit.

@TurtleCat
Nothing much, chilling from a big week of work and socilizing. You?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
More fun this way

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BinaryMan
Nice jamming with you
@JunkTop
Oh I see.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
except for you scoot. I never miss you.
@JunkTop
hi Desu~

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CodeBuns
Hello how are you

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

rekt by a rapier while wearing half a fucking mountain as my armour
because fuck poise, right?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

playing games sure is fun

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
i'm good! :D Eating leftovers for breakfast and they are delicious OuO
@GoogleCat
<3
@StrangeWizard
hi qt!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
Fetch me my rapier, boy.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PurpleCharger
Favorite 2pac song right here

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
hi quirky

@Ignoramus
so you can do what, stab peasants?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
Yummy

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
Any plans for today?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@LuckyDusty
I don't understand

@DeathDog
Unfortunate

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@New_Cliche
I am crying now. I hope you are happy with yourself. Being mean to someone on the internet is serious business.

[spoiler <3 <3 <3 hey hey [/spoiler]

There! Consider yourself told!

@whereismyname
I was quoting Romeo+Juliet.

EDUCATE YOURSELF.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

kills self

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
480P
Yo you fuckin lied to me man

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
yada yada kids are retarded, i get it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

damn it I thought I got rid of the embed

Lunatick
Lunatick

oh boy, i just gotta have that generic still image sent in FHD for the entire duration of the song

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
This content is like over a decade old

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@whereismyname
how are you?
@Supergrass
no not really..
I have no workout today, mom wants me to pick up the dog poop..
there's a book project with like 5 huge parts to it that I had to do for the start of school, and I haven't even started..
@Fried_Sushi
Oh I [spoiler] DON'T [spoiler] feel bad.
at all

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
Shakespeare a godly. You ought read his shit. It will teach you alot. Like to bone underage chicks and hate jews. And to never trust the Scots.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
2pac rest in peace
OKAY I WILL
fucking lol

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Dreamworx
N-nevermind, maybe some other time~!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
just chillin, feeling like i need a shower but compelled to beat this fucking boss

you?

@Booteefool
lel

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom
Still funny

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Crazy_Nice
tfw I must commit ritual sudoku.

Not having feels is like the first sign of being a psychopath... Are you a psychopath? Or a sociopath... Or a footpath... Or a foot... Or... I don't know.

Sup? How is life, the universe and everypony?

@Sir_Gallonhead
It is actually rather racist.

that 16th century tho.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@iluvmen
Think about it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Dreamworx
Oh my gosh...
@Crazy_Nice
Oh jeez that's a busy day! Better get working on it lazybones

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
I love this video lol.
you bought a gin and tonic and you didn't even tip!

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
maybe some day, huxleys shit is higher on my priority list tho

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
I told you, stahp hittin' the table

farquit
farquit

Good meowning. It's 1:30 p.m.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
way before chappelle had 2 kids!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
I watched the first episode of that 'cause you sparked my curiosity. So many pretty landscapes...

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad
Pudding Stain

5mileys
5mileys

@Sir_Gallonhead
I feel the same about the first part,and I started playing Dota 2 and it'S SUCH A PRETTY GAME HOLY CRAP
@MPmaster
You are so confusing oh my god.. I'm playing Dota2. and I love this game
@King_Martha
Loco!!! ¡Te amo!
⊂(♡⌂♡)⊃
@Spamalot
I don't wanna....

cum2soon
cum2soon

@King_Martha
The pain was too much and you chickened out?

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
Oh yeah, it's pretty gorgeous sometimes.
Like your dazzling personality

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
mobas
urgh

massdebater
massdebater

@SomethingNew
Dave Chappelle that ain't yo' wife
You got two kids
GO HOOOOME
this is just so good

iluvmen
iluvmen

@5mileys
Of course I am confusing. I am naturally chaotic. Chaos is my thing.

DOTA

lel what level warlock are you?

Inmate
Inmate

@haveahappyday
hawt day in texas.

idontknow
idontknow

@5mileys
*pets* it's ok

likme
likme

@5mileys
Are you practicing your Spanish?

A Loco le gustan los hombres. A Loco le gustan los hombres negros.

@cum2soon
No, see, I cut off one hand, and then didn't have enough hands to cut off the other. I should have bought a buzzsaw.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@likme
You could hold the knife in your mouth.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@takes2long
Sarcasm?

@w8t4u
That episode was too real.

@askme
How was the pie?

@Inmate
I have a six pack of Dr. Peppers up there right now.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
Yeah and why don't I just shit in my hand and smear it on the fucking wall like an ape. I have dignity.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Inmate
somebody was drunk/high
@kizzmybutt
Not at all.
Movie when?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
It was damned delish! Deep dish! With a side of MONKFISH!

minus the monkfish and that statement is true.

Sup honeybear?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Inmate
what the fuck is that?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@massdebater
It's my favorite tupac

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
I have a six pack of Dr. Peppers up there right now
Stop ruining my mental image of the innocent lady that is Sabrina.
Even though I'm sure you're the perfect amount of lewd when the situation calls for it.

Methshot
Methshot

@Bidwell
mobas?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@kizzmybutt
I need to move them out of the way.

@Poker_Star
Maybe getting paid.

@Gigastrength
A nightmare

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
That too.
Bitch probably snorts a line or two tho.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Sabrina doesn't lewd. She just berates you in private if you try. Must be that Catholic upbringing.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
dota, lol, etc

@Methnerd
oh fucking hell no

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
You tried?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Yo speak for yourself scoots.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Snarelure
None of your FUCKING business slavecunt.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@hairygrape
You're my boyfriend, babe; you have no dignity.

Emberfire
Emberfire

What are you implying, Loco.

Evilember
Evilember

@Poker_Star
Let's shoot for this weekend. What'cha wanna watch?

@Playboyize
Well, um...I didn't sleep much, and then I fell asleep at my desk for about half an hour and my coworker stole my jelly beans. Now I'm at home wishing I had jelly beans.

Also, I grew up Southern Baptist, you dork. That's why I'm such a raging atheist.

@Techpill
I had my reproductive system replaces with a Bear cooler and an aerated livewell.

I'm a SunCatcher pontoon.

@Methnerd
You should shoop the Millennium Falcon narrowly escaping the jaws of a space worm into that video.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Burnblaze
I'm sorry for being a bother

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Carnalpleasure
Absolutely 100% ^this^

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

holy fuck this is tense

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PackManBrainlure
She seems a little slow. I know too many people like that so I dunno about drugs.

@Sharpcharm
That was from

@Evilember
I have a different software I use. I do teh webm's now.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Firespawn
My god no wonder you get passed around like FUCKING CURRENCY around here!

@Evilember
raging atheist.

Well, It isn't my fault you like to dunk babies because you are sadistic and twisted and maybe like to perform lewds under the directive of a holy ceneremony and moonshine and... and... RELIGION DUMB!

Did I ever ask you if you were brought up like that?

JELLY BEANS!?! NOOOOOOOO!!

If I were you I would go in tomorrow and crack skulls. Breakfast club style.

Allison Sabs bb

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I n-need something to do tonight :x

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake
Because everything in porn is as it seems.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TurtleCat
What?! I said I was sorry.. And I don't get passed around by anyone..

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@idontknow
*purrs* (。♥‿♥。)
@likme
I know you like men stupid >.>
I was only being nice to a big brother.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TurtleCat
She likes aubrey plaza too.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
h-hi

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
G-good afternoon, user ^^

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
Its k. You can apologize to me for real in steam.

@DeathDog
....

JunkTop
JunkTop

Damami

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Yo

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
I apologized here already though

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RavySnake
everything about that creeps me out

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
you lookin to play some dota tonight? ;)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
Do you want to be forgiven? Or not.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Emberburn
I am dignified in my low social standing. Like a king who chooses to be in rags because he loves being in rags. And rags are awesome and smart and attractive fuckers.

Fuck yeah rags.

@VisualMaster
Maybe I was just saying something silly at a fourth grade Spanish level.

La belleza del cuadro no consiste en el hecho -indeferente para el cuadro- de que nos cause placer, sino que, al revés, nos parece un cuadro bello cuando sentimos que de él desciende suavemente sobre nosotros la exigencia de que nos complazcamos.

Better?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SniperWish
Spoilers much? Geez. Just for that I'm going to post one of your own thingies at you.

@RavySnake
I like how you live in the future and apologize to no one.

@TurtleCat
Well, my uncle's a Baptist minister and I grew up going to his church and teaching Sunday school to the younger kids. Then I started thinkin' about stuff a little more deeply and now I'm a pessimist who doesn't really care whether the supernatural exists or not.

I'm gonna go now 'cause there's spam and it's giving me a headache. And 'cause other stuff. Bye, dear!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
It d-depends who you are~

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
But it's the name of the movie.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard
Fine..

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
Suuure. Likely story. ♥

Illusionz
Illusionz

That German spam reminded me
Provoke the tripfag retards again so they can spam us

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
You're kind of weird.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
See you around. We can discuss this further. Skype again?

:333 <3

@whereismyname
Good boy

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Supergrass
Don't call me that please

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nojokur
It is. It's based on the novel by David Wong which he wrote during an intensive nightmarish struggle with alcoholism.
The sequel is called "This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It"

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
u so ez

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

so whats even up with erins internet connection?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Dreamworx
How about I hit you instead.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
It currently doesn't exist.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Ignoramus
hmm, probably not then since barely 80hours ingame

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
We c-could play bots or something! :3

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked
Good morning

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spazyfool
That's a very nice way of putting it. I appreciate that.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
No hangover from yesterday?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
No admin, no rules.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

fucking darklurkers
died right at the end of the fight again

@Nude_Bikergirl
how?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Evilember
I would love to hear more about that another time. Ta ta.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
ban pls
*pet*

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
Rules are being enforced.
@Sir_Gallonhead
My guess is because in order to have internet you need money.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
Not really, I drank a bunch of water and had soup
@Boy_vs_Girl
d-don't go

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spamalot
You just gave me an idea for lunch.

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
Be silent.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
Water soup.

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
ok

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
I'm glad I could be of service to you.. I'm sorry for not listening to you btw. How's your day going

happy_sad
happy_sad

@MPmaster
@King_Martha
No admin, no rules.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
Soup is so gross.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad
There aren't even that many rules to break.

5mileys
5mileys

@King_Martha
i suppose

@happy_sad
@farquit
*pet*

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
Some soups are, some are godly.

takes2long
takes2long

someone please ban this asshole>>217564

w8t4u
w8t4u

Also Luka, Lexi and IKT are still charged with enforcing the "rules"

askme
askme

someone please ban this asshole>>217567

Bidwell
Bidwell

@cum2soon
I really like tomato soup..

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
I would drink your soup.

Inmate
Inmate

@SomethingNew
@SomethingNew
Just spam porn like Blood-chan.
@5mileys
I am the one who pets.

idontknow
idontknow

someone please promote this asshole>>217568

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@viagrandad
It was not like I was describing anything about my day; I was just making fun of you for being easy. :^)

Better than yesterday, but that will end once I stop procrastinating.

@haveahappyday
Stop eating the one Tyler Durden serves you.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
all evidence to the contrary

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
Oh my gosh I am not easy.. Mean..

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
But he beats me if I don't eat it. ._.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Bidwell
What did I just tell you?

@iluvmen
Ouuu~ My homemade soup is pretty good.

Techpill
Techpill

@JunkTop
?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
@Illusionz

@Gigastrength
Will you make me some?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@hairygrape

@Poker_Star
Better get used to the taste of piss.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
I'm sorry I'm such a bother..

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@kizzmybutt
I've been set up.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
I'M NOT! JEEZ

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
100% Tsun.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TreeEater
I can drink it twice before it becomes toxic!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Booteefool
It's because I like you.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
my B, my B.
I'll try my best in a minute.

Evilember
Evilember

http://strawpoll.me/5183926

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
Perhaps Loodz knows better.

@Burnblaze
Have more and develop a higher tolerance.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Darwin is that you? Put some effort into disciplining your useless pet.

@Methnerd
I could be convinced to I suppose.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Amy bring Ioco on a double date with me and Erin.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
Absolutely.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
h-he doesn't know either..
@Flameblow
I have some uses!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
But this is more fun.

@SniperWish
You are lying again.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
This is a thing I would like to do.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber
I love you too.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
I've never lied to you..

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberfire
Peace.
Make it a good one.

@Flameblow
How do I convince you?

@Firespawn
It's not a matter of tolerance, I'll just get really sick if I drink it more than twice in one sitting.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Evilember
Who voted no? Other than Desu

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RumChicken
Fugg knows. Probably Desu again on proxy.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

That was a conversation starter by the way, Amy. You really dropped the ball there.
@TurtleCat
We're moving too fast.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Emberburn
@WebTool
me
other people

Well it would be fun to see.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Carnalpleasure
*continued petting*

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

kamuu a slut meme
A classic

@SniperWish
False, I said you could at best function as a fuck toy but it seems you can't even do that, otherwise Darwin would have a tighter grip on you.

@RavySnake
Wish also seems to be amused but I find it tiresome.

@LuckyDusty
A good bottle of white wine.

TechHater
TechHater

bubble bath bubble bubble bubble bath.
bubble bath bubble bubble bubble bath.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
Or maybe Murder is lurking.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
I don't understand.

@VisualMaster
You'd do just fine. ♥

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@WebTool
I think the wife has some cuffs and other restraints you can use if he proves to be difficult.
@CouchChiller
Platonic.

FastChef
FastChef

Making bacon pancakes.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
Pretty sure Loco would do anything I asked of him.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Girl I know cheated on me in a town full of black men on a business trip in chicago

What video games will cheer me the fuck up?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@ZeroReborn
t-that's about my only use though..
adoinerdfn I'm sorry for only being good at that

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TechHater
enjoy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@ZeroReborn
Source.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@ZeroReborn
I don't imagine you'd be feeling inclined to make me soup while you're intoxicated, however.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
crash bandicoot

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@DeathDog
I don't like it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@AwesomeTucker
Still.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@PurpleCharger
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
No Russian

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BinaryMan
They'd hate me. I'm a cunt IRL. Ask IKT.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@JunkTop
I think he has limits, maybe even some dignity.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Ignoramus
*petpet*

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Ignoramus
Are you as short as he is?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CodeBuns
I have no use for such as I already have a pet.

@StrangeWizard
Don't think there is any, it's just something off of Sankaku. Currently looking for more since it's cute and appropriately lewd.
Also I added you on Steam.

@Fuzzy_Logic
Oh no the wine was for another time, silly. Don't you into romantic dates?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@whereismyname
You knew exactly what you were getting yourself into.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
I'll beat you.
@Dreamworx
No i'm like 8 feet tall and brown.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
Is def rustle

dunno about more

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
I wasn't asking for that!
That's not why I want to be your friend on steam either..

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
ill pet you

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Fried_Sushi
You making me soup is the romantic date. So, now we're scheduling two dates, then.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
Brown what?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Pray, Moogs.
Pray I do not hasten this further.
I will come for you slowly, inevitably.
And there is nothing you can do to escape.
-hug-

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BunnyJinx
will do!
@Nude_Bikergirl
<3<3<3<3

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stark_Naked
No. In fact I'm not sure what I'm in right now.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Harmless_Venom
w-what

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
Most people in the civilized world call it a 'friendship'.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lunatick
@Crazy_Nice
I'm a very buff black man.

Going back to work.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@BlogWobbles
You have, plenty of times.

@LuckyDusty
Good, get some days off. Semicolon goes there.

@ZeroReborn
Simple minds, they say.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Illusionz
Okay, I will!

@Spazyfool
Naaahhhh, that's silly.

@Raving_Cute
Is Loco a cunt?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
I have not..

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

No bully.

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
Oh. Should i give you something?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Harmless_Venom
i wont lie, im slightly jelly

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
He bullies.

5mileys
5mileys

@MPmaster
oh, ok then

catch you later

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Harmless_Venom
Stop that.

takes2long
takes2long

asdf

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
thats not you, is it?

Bidwell
Bidwell

I would really prefer if you would stop.

massdebater
massdebater

@Garbage Can Lid
Hopefully you will wear your new dress and that parfume that I like.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Oh wait.

GG though.

@Spamalot
I don't bully. He's a lying thing.

Inmate
Inmate

ts from twitter
phew, safe

idontknow
idontknow

the legs however appear to be legit

likme
likme

@Inmate
prolly too big boobs too. She's like small compared to the girl in the pic.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

No bully.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
Lloyd is a heterosexual man.
How dare you try to taint him.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@happy_sad
Sounds about right yeah.

@iluvmen
I heard that you bully.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
i cant say ive seen her boobs

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
Fucking homosexuals. Disgusting right?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
12:54 PM - Hakeem, the Cream: would you call me baby

plz

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Sir_Gallonhead
see vv
@haveahappyday

@w8t4u
what if it was`?
nah it's an image that pops up with "bubble bath boobs"

Techpill
Techpill

@King_Martha
Days off are only good if you have stuff to do, and I've nothing to do.
I thought it did, but I was not confident in it.

@massdebater
I think you're projecting, or you're confused.
It is you who will be doing that

Methshot
Methshot

I don't fucking bully, kike. Why don't you go count the fucking shekels you made squeezing money from the fucking poor with privatisation plans instead of spreading lies.

@hairygrape
I didn't even call him names for wearing glasses. I was best behaviour. I don't know what he's on about.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
id be cleaning my temp files, considering that youre underage

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Poker_Star
I've seen pics of her clothed and her boobs couldn't get that big unless she work a tight bra or something.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Loco is the nicest faggot I've ever met.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TreeEater
ah

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
Well okay I'll trust you then. ♥

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Gigastrength
Maybe he's just pretending.

@Deadlyinx
That one's got some really strange nipples.

@TreeEater
Now it's just getting creepy.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@kizzmybutt
It seems he has his eyes up for Moogs in any case. Oh well, here ends my homosexual adventure for now.

@Techpill
What a shame, sounds like I will have to eat this soup with someone else.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

LESS OF THE ANTI-SEMITISM!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
for now

Emberfire
Emberfire

gas the kikes

Evilember
Evilember

@Sharpcharm
Damn right you will. He's just salty because I turned down his multiple anal sex offers. Like I would cheat on you.

Firespawn
Firespawn

gas the kikes

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
But you made it for me.
It will taste bitter in another's mouth.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Snarelure
No I'm too attractive. If anything I made him gay. Same thing is happening to Yan.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Methnerd
XD well it's not me so don't worry
@Snarelure
I KNOW RIGHT, they look like salami with sausage on top.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Oy vey! Every night I have flashbacks of how Ben "Stabbi The Rabbi" Garrison stuck 25 centimeters of wood up my ass when I was imprisoned in Auschwitz. Someone needs to stop this crazed Nazi before we have an another shoah.

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
that bath looks really comfy tho
could relax for days in that

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
Yan has always been a huge faggot.
He even pretended to be a girl.

@TalkBomber
Big areolas are best.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Snarelure
I lurk here nearly all the time. she's posted herself a bunch. Not to mention, I'm not talking sexual, just matter of fact.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evilember
You mean I don't get to see you in action before we do it?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Skullbone
otaku girl
Guess it's time to embrace my inner weeb

@King_Martha
Sorry, missed this.
I am a very simple man but that I cannot find amusing.

@Emberburn
Suppose you have basis for calling me a homo now, what are you complaining about, shorty?

@Flameblow
Nonsense, they will never be able to tell the difference.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberfire
@Firespawn
@SniperWish
@SniperWish
@SniperWish
@SniperWish
@SniperWish
oy!!!!1 the goy!!!!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Update: It's been sighted that Ben "Empty My Nine at the Welfare Line" Garrison has allied himself with ISIS so he can give ebola to the Kurds and jews STOP BEN "SIX MILLION MORE" GARRISON!!!
@TurtleCat
wow we have a lot in common~

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Skullbone
I'll eat it with you..

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TalkBomber
Quirky~

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
We are the exact same height.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@LuckyDusty
No. I will remain chaste.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
fat jackson~

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@VisualMaster
I honestly doubt someone as incredibly homosexual as you could even pretend to be a girl.

FastChef
FastChef

@Skullbone
WHY NOT

JunkTop
JunkTop

@StonedTime
You underestimate the love you put into your own food.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Kind of want to see Desu's nose.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
You were 5'11 no?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
I'm not fat though, stop bullying my name

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
Yeah, 180cm or so in your inferior measuring system.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
fok

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PurpleCharger
It's a normal nose, not broken. My face was posted here not too long ago so go look for it I guess

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Some say Ben "Catch me if you Klan" Garrison is the direct descendant of Heinrich Himmler. As the legend goes, Garrison was born in the gas chambers of Auschwitz (that were only used to cook food for the Jewish guests) at the age of 2 he single handedly put down the Warsaw uprising.
@AwesomeTucker
You'd never know I was a fag unless I said so.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
That requires me not being lazy.
No thanks.

@New_Cliche
I'm sure someone would notice the two foot long mass of silicone protruding from your anus everywhere you go.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PurpleCharger
Totally not creepy at all

@BunnyJinx
Post tummy and prove it

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
he's not lazy :*)
@whereismyname

Illusionz
Illusionz

@GoogleCat
Stop being so tall

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@WebTool
the legs are mine yeah
and it was really nice. just got out though.
@ZeroReborn
oh my god it's blood.
@Fuzzy_Logic
ye you're supa coot~

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Ignoramus
That's not gay

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@JunkTop
I got banned for posting Jim pictures again.
They're just complaining about how I'm there because I'm getting ignored here.
I think they've used up their meme potential.
Sorry man.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nojokur
You kind of look like you belong in the live action Flintstones movie.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
i need to invest in some bubble bath
and trim my legs when i next get a bath

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@FastChef
That was not meant for me, was it?

@JunkTop
I always add lots of love to my cooking. Special ingredient, you know.

@GoogleCat
I'm 193, or roughly 6'3

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@eGremlin
This seems unlikely.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

...

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
I'd rather pretend to be an anime
@Need_TLC
y-you're so tall

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stark_Naked
it's not very expensive, and I do that when I'm in a shower so that I don't have hair floating around me.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Raving_Cute
implying I would ever be able to get any from anyone

Pfft. You know me.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
ay babe

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nojokur
That does not look like a boxer's nose so I am doubting that's you.

@Illusionz
180 cm
tall
You are just a midget.
180cm would be considered average at best.

@Supergrass
Gay as hell.

@Need_TLC
Eh, that's when height starts to become bothersome.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
ayy lmao

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
I've never broken my nose though
and I'm 6'1 goml

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@King_Martha
No you're just ignorant.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fried_Sushi
Now I'll think of the Flintstones everytime I see Desu
And you.

@Lunatick
I am.

@King_Martha
Tell me about it.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
true, just havent had much room in my budget for things that arent necessities lately
i would, but the shower isnt really suitable for that here, so i just drain the bath and trim away

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Dreamworx
It is OK.
I only wanted to see these people complain about the spam, then see Ikt get really mad when they expect him to do something about it.
It was marginally entertaining.
They will be amongst us soon anyhow.

@Need_TLC
Then mine must've have brought you near to a heart attack.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Sir_Gallonhead
I'd hit it.

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
@SomethingNew
@SomethingNew
@SomethingNew
@SomethingNew
@SomethingNew
@SomethingNew
@SomethingNew
@SomethingNew
@SomethingNew
@SomethingNew
@SomethingNew
New.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@viagrandad
I like tall people a lot..

askme
askme

@happy_sad
oohhh, nice!

Inmate
Inmate

@Spazyfool
You don't like me?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@King_Martha
;__________;

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