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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Thread.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTdxjdOcQX0
https://youtu.be/wNWUVaBy5GU?t=38m25s
https://youtu.be/o963BcgbVOc
http://tinychat.com/richardstallman
Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
Hmm. Yes. Well.

Do you want me to download a film?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

id play with locos nipples

Techpill
Techpill

ditto

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
I would hit you.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methshot
i would carry on

TreeEater
TreeEater

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
Byzantium, please.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I don't think that's okay anymore

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
He'd blush, smile, bite his lip, lightly tap your shoulder and say, "OMG, stop!"

That's what he meant by hitting you.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I meant I would club your head with whatever solid object is nearest.

@PackManBrainlure
Okay. Tell me if you want to watch it tonight, because I'm tired and not sure how much of my usual energetic talkative self I can be.

Skullbone
Skullbone

loco pls

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Skullbone
You're gonna have to kill Amy, I'm afraid.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Burnblaze
amy would like that though, and im not really up to the task of replacing amy

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
Another time is fine. ♥

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberburn
Heaven forbid you do anything he'd like, you merciless monster.

Firespawn
Firespawn

konami releasing a silent hill slot game
wow, theyve actually fucking done it, and i thought we were just taking the piss...

Flameblow
Flameblow

There's something about steampunk (and also Dr. Who) that in my opinion sucks the dignity out of life. I wish I could audibilize it better, but there it is. I feel about steampunk the same way I feel about fast food. I just think it's disgusting and if we're really going to be pigs with no standards then why don't we all just kill ourselves.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
No, i meant, I'm not sure of my capacity to entertain you, so it might be a good idea to watch a film.

See I can't even communicate. Or tell if I'm miscommunicating. I'm useless.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
You should rest. I'll find some way to amuse myself. <3

SniperWish
SniperWish

@kizzmybutt
Don't thread on me.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
Kay then. Enjoy yourself.

WebTool
WebTool

Jacking off?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@WebTool
Only to thoughts of you.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Sup bitches.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@BlogWobbles
sup welms

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
I vape.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
Howdy^^

Not too much. Just got back in. Doing anything fun?

@RumChicken
Yooo.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CouchChiller
I saved that picture, it's pretty glorious.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster
eating delicious oranges and wishing i could shove the knife im peeling them with into a konami execs gut

apparently silent hill has been relegated to the world of slot machines now

TechHater
TechHater

@DeathDog
Which one?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TechHater
the "I vape"

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@eGremlin
I have loads of stupid facebook pictures.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
Why do you take vidya so personally all the time?

They're in it for the money and that's what they're making.

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
Facebook memes sure are dank.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@FastChef
I'm dead on the inside and memes are to only way I can truly feel.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I hate memes

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BunnyJinx
False

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@AwesomeTucker
yes, but if theyre not willing to respect the integrity of a product, or fuck, even the developers whos names every fucker knows and whove made konami into the company they are today than they can go fuck themselves.

good business isnt about making quick cash, its about building a company that will not only make cash now but will still be making cash in several decades. konami clearly doesnt want to be in the video game business anymore, but treating devs like shit and reducing genre defining titles to fucking slot machines in an attempt to capitalise on the hard work of developers whove been driven out of the company through shitty practices isnt acceptable.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
Same

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
@GoogleCat
@GoogleCat
@GoogleCat
@GoogleCat
@Fuzzy_Logic
They are the 21st century heroin

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperWish
@SniperWish
@SniperWish
That's brilliant.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
Crais

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
Dolla dolla bills, y'all.

You're still taking it too hard. It's not like you're working for them and are gonna lose your job or anything.

@Ignoramus
That's still just heroin lol

At least around here anyway.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
Thanks
@whereismyname
Born: June 20, 1953 (age 62), Independence, LA

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nojokur
@Nojokur
@Nojokur
@Nojokur
But, that's not dank

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Spazyfool
I meant my area, not these boards.

Either way, you're right. It's too cut up with fentanyl to be dank.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nojokur
yeah, and i suppose i shouldnt have any disdain for that twat who tried selling his broken, incomplete, little hack of a game on steam, right? the one that had only one level and the rest of the level files were proven to be fake, right?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
@Supergrass
Also, been meaning to say, pretty apt avvy. :3

STEALS THE THREAD HEROIN

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

no

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
You shouldn't unless you bought it lol

@Fried_Sushi
Thanks. I only have like 12 pics though.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Need_TLC
i disagree

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
Mine Wahaha
@Need_TLC
Cap :3

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Raving_Cute
Clearly.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
noh

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Garbage Can Lid
Too lat

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
I don't want to have to sit through a show.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool
Fiiiiine I'll do it for you.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Sherlock is Fucking terrible Urgh.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
the fans are worse

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
Senpai dai

@Boy_vs_Girl
@Boy_vs_Girl
@Boy_vs_Girl
@Boy_vs_Girl
@Boy_vs_Girl

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
You really don't have to.

Spamalot
Spamalot

You actually have to don't be fooled.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
And let you not have an awesome folder? Nonsense.

girlDog
girlDog

@MPmaster
B-bye ./////.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Sabriner get on thread. I owe you a bloody nose.

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
:3

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
Hmmph. Do what you will.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Oh yeah, Dan Green's wife died giving birth to twins a while ago.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Illusionz
flaming hawaiian shirts
Was that ever a real thing?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

oh no what a shame

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
@viagrandad
almost complaining about not having to work on a folder.
gets good folder at no cost
now I'm a pretty bad guy
for you

;_;

cum2soon
cum2soon

@5mileys
I'm just sayin you don't have to waste your time on a secondary character's folder for me mang.

takes2long
takes2long

@cum2soon
But... It's too late... The wheel is in motion
:3

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
Something about that dudes mouth triggers me

askme
askme

NEED

AIR

FLOW

HELP

Bidwell
Bidwell

@askme
Stop sucking dicks then.

massdebater
massdebater

Brb time to make eats

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
Can't say I didn't try.

What else are you up to?

@w8t4u
Don't look at his mouth then^^

@askme
Call I.T.

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
[kiss of life]

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
Getting noms ay work, et tu?

likme
likme

Loco I thought you were going to sleep

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@likme
It's not even 9pm. I just laid still and watched the GOP debate or stared at the ceiling.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Both were equally stimulating.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
That's no longer considered helpful.
You're only supposed to do chest compression.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
That's what I give the ladies.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
@kizzmybutt
That sounds moderately depressing.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
...You like girls?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Gigastrength
Why not.

Techpill
Techpill

Why doesn't this tool tag half of my music? Am I that much of a special snowflake?

Methshot
Methshot

@lostmypassword
Couldn't you have done something less sad like read?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methshot
My limbs are tired and I don't want to think or concentrate.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methnerd
What did you do today that has you so exhausted?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx
I need to lay down.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TreeEater
Just got a cold. It's blegh.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm home

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
Sorry to hear that, did you have some warm soup or anything?
I haven't had a cold in a while so I'm not sure how to help.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Snarelure
I had tea like a British Person.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Skullbone
I meant more along the lines of food.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Burnblaze
I had uh

Food. And a donut. And biscuits.

I'm a veritable Neru.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
Well, good.
Make sure to drink lots of water, you gotta keep hydrated and shit.

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
I deepthroat water bottles on the regular.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Electrolytes and vitamin C.

Get some rest, big guy. You got shitpostin' to do.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
Well isn't Amy lucky.
But yeah, you should try to get some sleep.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Damami still salt over Amy.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
@TalkBomber
im in the zone, thinkin'
i don't wanna die all alone, but now ya gone.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Comrade Scoots, what is this mineral?

WebTool
WebTool

@RavySnake
petrified dick.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
It is white like snow...

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Eeeeyyyy daythreaders

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
I ams of calling it
Sodium chloride
@WebTool
mff pls

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
ay papi

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RumChicken

Don't do that

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
Thank you

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Has Manaka been here in a while? ^^

DeathDog
DeathDog

Mami and Papi.

Hehehehe.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
At least someone appreciates me, kinda.
@DeathDog

TechHater
TechHater

Colbs.

How goes it?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Imagine you just got accepted into an Ivy League school and you rejected them. That's Purple gangsta. Imagine you got the dopest piece of pussy you ever had and she's all into that. And she's 420 friendly. That's Shemale Kush.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

shemales

FastChef
FastChef

yanderes

JunkTop
JunkTop

memes

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Internet

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Autism

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

assburgers

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Hard throbbing cocks.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Fucking ruined

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Pack it up boys lets go home

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Prudes.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Darn homosexuals.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@ZeroReborn

I appreciate other things

@TechHater

Good! Just got back from getting a typing certificate for this job I'm applying for. I got a "very good" on the test, and when I asked the lady if there was anything better she said she didn't know because she'd never seen anyone type that fast, lol

How're you doing this lovely Monday afternoon?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Do you even meme molespergcuntlord?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Gay marriage?
Legal?
Whats next, bestiality is legal?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@eGremlin
lol wat?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
Pedophiles legal next?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
That was kind of the part where you were supposed to say you do appreciate me.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

You're both blind.
Next will be the big push for transexual rights and your taxes will go towards their new genitalia.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It's the year 2033.
State enforced homosexuality?
That seems fair to me.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fried_Sushi
But trannies are Fucking disgusting

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

le trolling master. Ecksdee. i said 'what's it going' today to a girl in class. Hash tag epic fail hash tag awkward penguin.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

oh no

Lunatick
Lunatick

yee.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

dont do this to me

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx

*other things about you

I figured the "about you* would be unnecessary but apparently not

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Crazy_Nice
I knew the whole time I was just testing you

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Loco should tranny. Fucking shitlord

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I do that already.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Also I have this Motorola Milestone from like 2009 which used to be my cousins'. It's been laying there for 4 years unused with apparently the last things being from Jan 2012. Runs CM7 (Android 2.3) and it's balls slow, though I'm not sure I wanna wipe it all and try out another ROM because of all the personal stuff on it though I have asked and they told me I could do anything with it.

MPmaster
MPmaster

The Taliban are the heroes of all transexuals

King_Martha
King_Martha

@whereismyname
Dayum, son. What kinda job, like data entry or something?

How many wpm?

I'm doing alright. Made a little dosh on my day off so now just watching shit and snacking lol

Spamalot
Spamalot

not building your own phone from scratch.
being pleb slave.

girlDog
girlDog

just let me get my raspi brick out of my rucksack

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha

It's an office job for LA county, applying to a lot if those atm. I got around 80wpm with basically no errors, I can do better but the testing keyboard was kinda shitty

Whatcha watching?

@Soft_member

happy_sad
happy_sad

@viagrandad
I think there's a few gifs I could use to copy that gif but it wouldn't be the same

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I wonder if Damami realises he's posting the American version of my avatar.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad

Nothing even comes close.

5mileys
5mileys

@girlDog
wires sticking out

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
I do, but I never brought it up, because I didn't want it to look intentional
@SomethingNew
Nobody could be as good as you.

takes2long
takes2long

all this 3d

w8t4u
w8t4u

@viagrandad
That sounds nice. Bad keyboards are bad indeed.

Just Jon Stewart stuffs. Youtube is sucking me in quick this time around.

askme
askme

@cum2soon

Oh you flatterer

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long

@w8t4u

Still got the fastest wpm she'd seen by far, so I'm happy! And that sounds nice, R.I.P. Jon Stewart's Daily Show

massdebater
massdebater

@askme
I was gonna say Colbert, but then I realized I could just compliment you.

iluvmen
iluvmen

beep beep
back up that post

Inmate
Inmate

Will you guys please take nezi back he's talking about skateboarding and killing himself on our board.

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
OH GOD

likme
likme

@massdebater

They would both be correct :3

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
NOPE

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
lol, he switched boiards?
Neat compromise, did we trade that for ceased "spamming"? :^)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Inmate

What board?

Playboyize
Playboyize

I only skateboard because
A) I don't enjoy most other forms of exercise
B) I like to challenge myself

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Stop bullying nezi

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Inmate
I never left, I'm just lurking in the shadows for a while.

Techpill
Techpill

>HE WAS LURKING

Methshot
Methshot

Oh god my hands smell like garlic, vinegar and pepper after making this marinade

@idontknow
@Playboyize

That watermark is horrendous

Methnerd
Methnerd

That's not even you skating, nigga.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
all my surprise

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

>being loco

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Nezi is a quality poster.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
I never said or implied it was.

Snarelure
Snarelure

IMPLYING

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
3/10 quality

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
oh fuck you got me

YOU GOT ME

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
@Carnalpleasure
@Carnalpleasure
i've seen them in every unlinked post.
In the smile of scientist... and smile.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberburn
@Emberburn
@Emberburn
@Skullbone
@Skullbone
@Skullbone
@Skullbone
Naga ne baitu

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberburn

huh?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
i'm implying quality

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Deadlyinx
*pet*

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Inmate
Has anyone capped this yet?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperGod
still confused...

WebTool
WebTool

No bully

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@likme
I guess but one is nicer.
Also you seem to be in a good mood!

RumChicken
RumChicken

how to welcome people to a new board intro

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
please DO NOT post on tf

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

both the tripfag and the actual ruggarell are cucks.

DeathDog
DeathDog

wat buy?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
Hey, that's how I greet every "new" person.

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
Why not?

@VisualMaster
Oh, I know.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

No bully.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
Who the fuck are you?

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
hai~

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BlogWobbles
why is that a thing

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
just ignore them so they'll go away

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
Who the fuck are you?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
Eel fishing? To survive.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Be friendly to /tf/riends

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@DeathDog
Vase dildo.

@ZeroReborn
What da fuck?

@PurpleCharger
Go away where? They're on a different board.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
THAT'S MY LINE, BASTARD

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
Dress up as Barney and go sing the I Love You song.

@StrangeWizard
Everyone asks "who the fuck" new people are.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StonedTime
I can listen to this forever.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
Eat shit, sperglord.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PurpleCharger

They've been on that board for two years with barely anyone, they won't just die off because we're not giving them attention.

Even though we all know they want the attention of their big, handsome brother.

@CodeBuns
@AwesomeTucker

Who the fuck are these Jabronies on my board?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
Like I said, really welcoming.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StrangeWizard
but low damage

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
No friends

Supergrass
Supergrass

Is it mean to sell a gift someone got me if they deleted me on steam, I hardly play cs anymore but have a 33$ skin

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BunnyJinx
just go to mcdonald's there are thousands of them goddamn

@StrangeWizard
i mean stay away from them so they stop following people back to Leeky Forums

@whereismyname
i really mean to say keep them there and not here

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stupidasole
Make me, scum!

@whereismyname
Even though we all know they want the attention of their big, handsome brother.
Bring out the psychoanalysis.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

No bully tsuchi

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
depends, was the gift money for food`?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Supergrass
No, I sold you your skin and deleted you and feel fine.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
it's a gift
unless it has sentimental value to the person who gave it to you, you can do whatever you want with it

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
You can psychoanalize me, doc~

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
No he liked when I streamed csgo for him so he got me a skin. I can afford my own food im not luka

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Supergrass
Not if it's Murder.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Dreamworx

They're too scared of turning into a circlejerking tumblrena to try and come here, though.

@Fried_Sushi

Ew, no. Why do people make this assumption.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
Na it was someone not from Leeky Forums from irc

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Harmless_Venom
oh right they hate circlejerks lol

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
When and where? <3

@Harmless_Venom
Because you have a big brother, I suspect.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Boy_vs_Girl

I am the big brother, though.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@FastChef
Hello.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
Hmm.
You are somewhat handsome.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
I was just about to ask if you'd died yet. Guess I can put the party poppers away...

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
Iunno x_x

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot

0/10 worst flirt.

farquit
farquit

Mac n cheese

viagrandad
viagrandad

cat made a snuggly fortess in the filter tho

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
Figure it out and get back to me~

@Evil_kitten
I'm not even trying yet.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@happy_sad

yet

MAY WE HOPE THAT IT NEVER TRULY HAPPENS.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

rip

5mileys
5mileys

@LuckyDusty

I am, today's gone pretty well so far

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
You shall not be able to withstand it.

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
The fuck is this?

w8t4u
w8t4u

i was going to seek justification to post, but i need noones permission to post a cat, they always go by

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
Want me to make it better~?

massdebater
massdebater

@takes2long
The Witcher 4.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Soft_member
Sorry for raining on your parade. Maybe you can find another dead person?

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon

Nah, I can handle.

idontknow
idontknow

@takes2long
trapt, a ps2 game where you play a little princess who kills people in fairly nasty ways
i just pulled that guy into a giant fucking music box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTdxjdOcQX0

likme
likme

Gg time for sleep

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell

I dunno if I could handle it being any better than it already is

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
sleep tight scoob

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
Course ya can, luv.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
goodnight

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
He got off better than Escalator Mom.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape

Don't talk to me like that, guv'.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Gigastrength
Why not? You're my luv, guv.

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
true, but keep watching

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
My eyes hurt, there are like 20 pixels total.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
You'll never know if you don't try!
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
watch in a smaller window

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx

DEAR LORD.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
Just accept it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Carnalpleasure

I refuse.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sharpcharm
Stay strong, dear.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
You'll come around.

Emberburn
Emberburn

skynet.play: Green Day - When I Come Around [Official Music Video];

Evilember
Evilember

@iluvmen
Still feeling bleh?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
Eww. Green Day.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
you listen to this yet? https://youtu.be/wNWUVaBy5GU?t=38m25s

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
Feeling better. Now just frustrated that I haven't done anything all day.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Snarelure

As strong as I can be.

@Firespawn

Rock will never die, motherfucker.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
You could still watch a film with amy

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
Good rock, perhaps~

WebTool
WebTool

Next poster is my new best friend!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Doot

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

ew no

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
Nawwwww

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake

But it -is- good rock!

StonedTime
StonedTime

Fuck you Iktu

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
Nah, I don't think he wants to. Gotta give the man his space or he'll start panicking and wanting to break up.

I'll just, like, watch gay porn or whatever it is I do.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TurtleCat
Yeah?

@RumChicken
BWAAHAHAHAHA

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod
You were unwell. You're not supposed to do things when you're not well.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime

eGremlin
eGremlin

lol @ those nerds trying to get it

@TurtleCat
Hai <3

@StonedTime
Don't bully my best briend!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Flameblow
Too busy listening to real music.

@TalkBomber
What should we play?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@eGremlin
He stole it though!

FastChef
FastChef

this game looks like it might be fun on tc, anyone fancy watching?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@eGremlin
What've you been up to?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BinaryMan
u bully!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
From who?

@JunkTop
Last trip to the dentist for lyfee \o/

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
I have this on repeat, and I don't want to interrupt it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
Mm. Well. I was not made to lie around doing nothing. Also my laptop makes the room uncomfortably warm.

Blegh blegh. Blegh blegh. blegh.

@CodeBuns
You got all your teeth removed and dentures made?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
jesus...

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
I've heard good things about chicken soup. Have you tried chicken soup?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
Well, I mean, the who isn't important!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BinaryMan

Not TF2, apparently, it doesn't work for some reason.

Not sure if there's any games we -could- play, unless you've got any ideas?

@StrangeWizard

Don't mind him, he just as an internet crush on that Rose person.

@VisualMaster

Don't laugh...!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
I had beef stew and a donut.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
I did not.

@New_Cliche
Yes it is!

It's my potential best friend you're talking about!

Nojokur
Nojokur

https://youtu.be/o963BcgbVOc

@Ignoramus
yeah i know. he's destined to marry her, he says.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
You're going to kill yourself before your next appointment?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

fuck it
http://tinychat.com/richardstallman

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
I just won't book another appointment.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
Well, maybe, it might or might not be me!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stupidasole
I don't know enough about chicken, beef, soup or stew to know if this changes anything...

Huh.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
Crooked teeth are cyoot.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@CodeBuns
You never plan to go there again?!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
My eyes keep watering and it's making tears and stuff.

Damn it's cute.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Ignoramus
We need to find some kind of fighting game that I'm better at than you.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
It tastes good, that's all you need to know.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
You didn't even try to post!

@Stark_Naked
My teeth aren't crooked!

@Need_TLC
Never ever!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
No because there's snot running down the bottom half of your face.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl

You understand that any fighting game is one where you're better than me, yes?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
What if your teeth fall out?!

I will need to make sure your teeth get brushed every day twice.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Garbage Can Lid
They will be. Little girls who take BBC in the face and don't go denties end up as razor toothed hags opening fruit bags with their incisors.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Garbage Can Lid
I was watching the office and I didn't notice that you said it until it was too late!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
Nah, it's just one nostril. And my mouth is all open a little bit like a pout or an emotional face? And I'm wearing a sweater without a shit underneath and no socks. Uberhuggable right now.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
Go see what's on Steam for $5 already.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Boy_vs_Girl
I'm not hugging a sick person. Oh wow no.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@King_Martha
I'm crying right now.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster

I mentioned One Finger Death Punch to you last night.

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
*quick hug*

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
Not sure if I could handle the memes.

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
If this were IRL I would spit in your mouth so you get sick and have to suffer with me.

Never trust my cuteness.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Harmless_Venom
This was a mistake.

@Lord_Tryzalot
I understood about 60% of that.

But this is different than Britland, our teeth are naturally good!

@Sir_Gallonhead
Ohh I get it, the TV show is more important than me.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten

...The memes?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
QDEWIUSHFJLKGRODESFJLK
CLEARLY NOT IF IM TALKING TO YOU NOW

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
Yeah, because of your commie fluoridated water. Enjoy your underdeveloped brains!

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
Every day, forever.

cum2soon
cum2soon

ayy

takes2long
takes2long

Don't forget me.

w8t4u
w8t4u

you could spit in my mouth, loco

askme
askme

@happy_sad
Any joke ever is considered a meme now.

This post is a meme.

Bidwell
Bidwell

352 blocked ads on the Fox News website

massdebater
massdebater

@farquit
So now I know if there's a zombie apocalypse I need to kill you before you even get bitten. Alright.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
Who are you?

Inmate
Inmate

@askme

Since when? Also, no you are not memes.

Is this memes?

idontknow
idontknow

oh, ok then

likme
likme

@w8t4u
But would you swallow?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@haveahappyday
I bet you even paused the show so that you wouldn't miss it.

@SomethingNew
There isn't any fluoride in my city's water though.

@5mileys
Please don't.

@takes2long
Don't forget who?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
You're just looking for excuses to kill me.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
Can I be a meme?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

;_;

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
Aren't you even slightly afraid you will get bad teeth and stuff?

I go like every two years or something.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
@iluvmen
Fuck.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@lostmypassword
You should make that kind of post again so i can get it.

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
Me looking for them doesn't make the ones I find less vaild.

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
heheheh. You're clever.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
Always^^

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
pet me and i'll never forget you

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Gigastrength
*pokes with a stick*

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
*pokes with a lick*

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
Are you high?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
RAPE

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Playboyize
*shakes her head*
I take good care of my teeth!

I'd consider the 6 month cleaning visits or whatever if my future job has dental though.

@Gigastrength
My apologies.

@Deadlyinx
I'm not sure how reading it a second time will help but...

I bet you even paused the show so that you wouldn't miss it.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

there are cats meowing angrily outside of my window

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
I meant the next poster becomes my best friend kind of post!
I've been here waiting eagerly so I could get it and everything.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Burnblaze
go pet them

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
theyre angry tho

Firespawn
Firespawn

Next poster is also my best friend.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sharpcharm
No. I just thought it was a nice thing to tell you. And it's true.

@Snarelure
*pokes your anus with a lick*

SniperGod
SniperGod

wad

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
Sounds acceptable.

Imma go brush some teeth and shower I guess

@Burnblaze
Throw cats at them.

SniperWish
SniperWish

*pet*

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberburn
You're awful at this.

WebTool
WebTool

FUCK

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Evilember
that's why you have to do it

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
Take care.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
i have none

@TurtleCat
no

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Flameblow
Definitely high.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Eat shit Damami.

Not much of a stretch from kissing Wish's ass anyway.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake
just kill me now

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
You what

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
savage

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
I could never do such a thing.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@LuckyDusty
do you hate cats or something? seriously what is wrong with you?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
I can't go on repeatedly fucking up so much!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

!

@RumChicken

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
Then just stop fucking up.

JunkTop
JunkTop

lol damami eats wish dingleberries

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
@BunnyJinx
<3

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tfw will never be served a plate of wish's dingleberries on top of poutine

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
grouplink

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
Look at what you've caused
@StrangeWizard

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
why even live?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
Come on now Wish

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
Good.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Gonna go do stuff now.

Later.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz

Have fun with your masturbation.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
This isn't good at all.
This is like the anti-christ

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
bye

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
you shold talk about kendrick with karp
karp loves him

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
i haven't seen Karp around here in a while

should i pick the scabs off?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
he's drops by every now and then

no! unless they're about ready to fall off leave them alone.

Lunatick
Lunatick

csgo with my boys\

@Nude_Bikergirl
i might when i next see him

the ones on my middle finger are kinda just bubbled up and really annoying when i bend my finger

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass
CHAOTIC EVIL

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

if he likes Drake then i will
brb tho

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
idk man scabs are always sketch as hell

like most other problems in like it's better to just ignore it until it goes away

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

GOD I HATE
TYPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

God I hate Scientist.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Pick your scabs.

girlDog
girlDog

ZOE PLEASE NO

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I'm sorry I pounded you into the dirt, Scientist.

Not really.

farquit
farquit

+1 image

viagrandad
viagrandad

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happy_sad
happy_sad

I kinda wanna kiss zoes tummy

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