Don't let Scientist make a thread.
Don't let Scientist make a thread
I don't know, you choked pretty hard for a moment there.
You're lucky I even -offered- to step in for you, and you know that.
I know, Juzzie is amazing in general, especially his train ride video.
Oh no, how did you see through my proxy...? I'm over with.
owwww I have a leg cramp ;__;
in a decade or so there'll be a mini ice age
this is not a lie
cool i'll check it out
I do not eat da poo poo.
Maids don't get leg cramps, you have failed your avatar.
p-please.. stop it
NOBODY EVEN LIKES HIM
Cooki could beat most of you up tho
Yeah well........ shut up.
Also hax'd biatch.
Why are you wearing girl clothes?
Don't lie to me.
I KNEW YOU DIDN'T LEAVE
Weird, when I get cramps standing up helps greatly.
What is the sauce on this beautiful 100% girl?
Please, I'll do anything so as long as you don't give anymore information out! No one can know my secrets!
now i'm back
and now i'm gone again
Phone number is 555-555-55555
Hair colour is orange
Penis size is 9 inches.
we're done for, and shiki can kill accel tbh
link to the vid? can't find it
Cooki is a girl.
But you're talking to 10x.
He wears a potato sack.
Goodbye again sweet muffin
You're using that word incorrectly again.
That's not me :3
I'm just sayin cooki is ripped and probably likes to smash nerds with her brawny arms
That man in the picture is a dude. No way a girl is that much of a man.
...My hair colour is actually orange.
What the fuck you devil.
Yes, here, sorry about that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J23ysR3jXc
THAT IS A DUDE. STOP SAYING SHE I'M SCARED.
thank you for caring about my well being, and zeus is cool. i figured thor would be the choice lightning god tbh
np just had trouble finding it on my own
Just do it.
GIRLS HAVE PENISES, YOU CISGENDERED SHITLORD.
Well my doxxing is super accurate sometimes.
It also says you are 6 feet tall
Bona fide girl. None of that weird gender identity nonsense, Cooki's just a girl.
Fuck off tumblr. Go back to being an ignorant feminist scum.
No biggie. If Thor is your type I'll go make a sacrifice for you or something.
But that's a dude. No girl has zero percent boobage. Only loli's.
no, i just thought that because he's had movies in his honor he'd be more popular. and thanks, i think only a small rodent would do with the sacrifice. nothing too big.
I am a lesbian.
It doesn't matter if I have a beard.
It doesn't matter if I have a penis.
You don't understand my struggle to be a lesbian.
Alright, then, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
5'11 1/2" actually. Nice try, I now realize that you were using simple cold-reading techniques! You're no hackinger!
She's 15, dude, give her a break. Also that's a bad picture.
Regardless, everyone but you has seen her in a tinychat. Just trust me.
This better not happen again.
I can only describe it as unremarkable. Maybe there will be one in which I am nearly stabbed by a nigger or something. It was just meeting friends and working today.
Dude calm down....... i'm secretly a lesbian too but i'm to insecure to come out of my closet.
Close enough. AND I AM A HAXORZ I SWEAR.
tfw i've been found out
Wish I'm going to bed now you win
You disgust me.
THE BOY himself with the backdoor for the win.
What the hell are you all doing tiny chatting with an underage girl who has no boobs? That made this so much more creepy then i ever wanted to know. Like i was kidding about her being a dude. But this is seriously making me think you are all grimm level pedo's.
didgeridoo was cool, listen too
thanks, things are going swell
DO ME NEXT!!!@#!@#!#@!!@
It will never happen again...
Like really? A 15 year old girl? Come on dudes.
If it helps I haven't tiny chatted with underage girls?
MGMT is a great band.
But it's fine because you're only a disgusting hacker.
You're a shitposter through and through, however.
*microwaves canned red beans, canned green peas, canned smoked tomatoes, and canned cream of mushroom in a bowl together for sustenance*
Uhhh you're a black man who runs the country of america
You act like he's beating you.
thats the beauty of it
That doesn't sound too bad at all minus the work I guess. Please try to not get stabbed by niggers.
No thank you obama.
You would make a shitty teacher.
And i'm even playing by myself.
I think i'm gonna be better than I was before again.
I am like a third of a bottle of zzzquil in and just keep laying my face on the desk.
I was supposed to type something that would have taken at most 45 minutes and is like 10% of the grade for the class but I shitposted, drank and watched ANIME all night.
I feel proud of myself for some autistic reason.
No; that's gay.
JUST KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD NOW.
early on they're god tier, later on they're still great. pretty good all around. who's the girl you keep posting?
no i'm his wife, don't tell anyone tbh
Thank you non pedo.
Also i am a terrible hacker...... i should never have even tried. Shitposting is my true calling.
@Garbage Can Lid
And never show your fear.
Shoulda guessed this board was pedo central
This is an abusive relationship, someone call the authorities.
I don't even know, man. A few hours of google search got me this.
At least you admit it, whore
I accept zero blame for anything that happens in a tinychat. They're bad.
It's weird because every "advisor" even when I was at a proper uni told me I'd make a great teacher because I have great public speaking skills and an ability to empathize well.
Why, yes, yes it is due tomorrow.
In 8 hours actually.
And I'm still working on the zzzquil and Modelo.
I am the biggest attention whore i will not lie to you.
How did you guys even convince an underage girl to join the tripfagging or tinychats?
an ability to empathize well
NO YOU DON'T
He seeks it out
Punk x TP
hmmm.... these food mix together alright enough.
THEY TOLD ME I DID.
AND YEAH, THEY'RE PROBABLY WRONG BUT FUCK YOU.
I do my best to remain safe. It is not racism if I phrase it like that, right?
Some day, I hope I can play with you and feed in one of your games.
...Nobody did? She just showed up, like everybody else does.
He loves it
Not even that deep. We just pretend to hide our shame. But we all love being the centre of attention.
I ship it
You managed to get food?
That makes it creepier somehow
she's pretty cute, introduce me if you find her name
what's up bard, what are your stats?
Maybe I can just go full edgelord/MurrDurr and say I feign empathy well and am really a psychopath.
You did this wrong
How do I fix it?
Your advisors didn't know shit apparently.
As you should. I think you're in the clear as far as the racism goes.
i just scraped together some thing hoping it might become food.
Someone send me money so i can buy booze
You're getting on my nerves.
Tsuchi doesnt trick people? does he?
Sell your shitty japanese doll
I don't want to know what non food things you tried to make into food.
ayy!! get a job faggot
No, I can be, especially if I am lagging.
You add me.
I am a bit tired for no apparent reason.
Ever have any near death experiences? Kyle up there has nearly killed himself multiple times, and his presence made me curious about it.
You are truly the biggest glutton for abuse I have ever met, either online or in real life
oh well, at least i'll live.
Right, her name is Shinoa, actually, paying attention to the filenames.
To be honest I didn't even realize that until just now.
Only 3 of them were planed.
The rest were just happenstance.
But I gotta go find another primary source from the 19th century about random historical bullshit that usually isn't told. Basically a paper about the average Joe's of an era.
Hey, go fuck yourself.
:( i'll pretend to be a girl?
Sorry i'm being TP level tonight.
Nah man, that's got some memories attached and what not. Plus probably not worth the bus money i'd spend going to a pawn shop.
I did, it just takes a while to start.
Will you? Does it have any food like substances?
I am known for being mister deep.
I was leaving it ambiguous. I was not even thinking of suicide attempts, just accidents.
Pretend to be a girl? But i thought you -were- one! Surprise surprise!
And, yes, you certainly deserve that title.
damn, talk about airhead tbh. and that girl from owari, she's cute but i don't much like her or her series. did you see her anime yet?
cool, good luck then m8. how much beer can u stomach? i think andre the giant did like 140 or something he's the man.
N-now who wants to buy me a-alcohol?
I'm pretty tired too, I've been packing stuff for my move all day
Still technically near death 'cause I didn't pull it off.
Sup with you, shitlord?
i dunno yet...
But i thought you -were- one!
stop stuttering then maybe i will ayy lmao
That's what I thought, you shitstain.
lol if you've "planned" to kill yourself 3 times you should probably go ahead and actually kill yourself
Go buy a bottle of scotch a handgun and a bunch of cartridges and have fun
5'10 145 M 5 cut horny af wbu president san
Is it Nezumi?
@Garbage Can Lid
Amusing myself between League matches. Nothing exciting, certainly.
But i'll tel you that Tsuchi no matter what he says in thread...has been a kind person to me in private, So I dont think he'd want to trick people for his own gain.
I haven't seen Owari, no, all of the images I have are compiled from various google searches.
And yes, we're both huge dumbasses.
It's weird how things work out, isn't it?
Wait p-pretend i never said that. I am t-totally a girl.
I've d-drank a 24 by myself b-before, never really tried any more then t-that. I don't t-think i can beat Andre.
G-good luck. I believe in the f-fake food paste you made!
Cause i a-am one!
S-shoot, guess i'm not getting any.
I will beat you.
Sounds fun. I marathoned Bojack Horseman, and played ranked with Tristan.
When are you going to everyone you're a girl irl.
That sounds like furry porn.
I'm just not tired enough to sleep
You intimidate me, besides im only telling me thoughts.
It's just 10x
And now he'll be all "I'm not even trying to hide that I'm 10x XD"
It's me 10x
Now go back and read that post but imagine me shouting it in your face~
My s-shitposting isn't strong enough
im only telling me thoughts
I read that with your voice as a leprechaun.
6.5 uncut not sure if uncut is a better or worse stat tbh citizen.
i'm 5'9" you beat me in height
i'm a retard?.gif you know that one from quantum leap. that was a good show
christ, i've been feeling sick after drinking a 12 pack. you're a beast compared to me senpai, you should be president
Wow guys look at this cute grill that just walked in.
Steam, skype, twitter, pinterest, tumblr, phone number, goblin darts, credit card number, myspace, facebook, instagram?
"When are you going to everyone"
Also, no, not at all. I'm a very manly man, I have people who can testify to this.
That is the worst feeling.
So a retarded anonymous coward.
Kind of I guess.
It's dark as hell.
They aren't really someone worth bothering with if they insult you. So I hardly do.
W-well i'm tagging out to someone now. Gotta take a r-rest.
I had to try and fit a thanks obama in there somewhere.
None that I can think of right now. I haven't even broken a bone.
I don't know many posters by their real names.
Don't let me distract you.
Hey, go fuck yourself.
Maybe I will.
like do you even lift bro
what do you listen to musicwise
get the fuck out
and sleep well
Ahhhh, yeeah, it was. Our dick sizes match you fucking creep.
Yea... I'm too tired to be up and doing stuff but not tired enough to sleep..
it just sounds like you came so close so many times lol
You just need a lil' extra push in the right direction
goodnight brain damage punk
Why would you have that look after he said that.
Oh no, shouting? Watch out, someone might cry.
Suck my balls, hambeast.
I've gotten a 106 and a 103 on the two tests in that class.
The only thing left is this paper and the final.
Just not gonna do it.
Welp, looks like the girl ignored my advances, as usual.
I guess it's back to the drawing board.
I would peg the guy who tried him kill himself 3+ times as the one being most likely to cry tbh
there's always second best chap
That no longer sounds like furry porn. I have not been in the mood for anything like that in a long time, but I will try to keep it in mind.
Why do I have to do everything, though?
I guess you and I are lucky in that sense.
He is the one posting furry El Zorro.
I already did.
Help me more
well thats true.
But isnt that what people do that for?
I dont think he'd do that but...I cant say that for a fact, im not tsuchi.
because i thought it was funny
I honestly don't know how I got this picture.
Maybe. One day.
go ahead and take that rest buddy
very elaborate very nice
1 inch less in height
says the guy with 1.5 inch less dick ayy!!
and lots of stuff listening to of montreal now for old times sake
remember the one where he dressed like a woman for that beauty pagent? and played rock and roll in the end, i had an erection when i saw him in a dress. and cool we're dick twins
Oh, wasn't recommending it. But go ahead and watch it sometime. It's still going.
Not from 10x. To be honest I don't really know who they are aside from they always try to get my attention with some BS and they are called 10x. Past that I never bothered to pay attention to them.
R I P ego
Do you play any instruments?
PFFF, yeah, are you serious?
Also, not sure how to feel about that revelation.
cause ya hate me right?
Canadian Murder, pretty much.
We are all pawns in the enormous psychological chess game he is playing.
I would win 100%.
I feel like playing chess with them is like playing it with a bird.
They just shit on the board and strut around like they won or something.
I truly have no clue, frankly it seems likely enough
A frequently suicidal animal sex fetishest doesn't seem like someone who is very in charge of their emotions
Do you know them well? Am I wrong?
fuck you i love you
May I play you in chess sometime
some piano, can't really read music i've been putting it off.
don't let your ego go down, i still think you're a qt and would very much make love to you tenderly
the dick twins thing or my erection? both are not dinner table conversation tbh. what are you still doing up, i'm almost better so i'll be heading to bed soon
You could at least try to do a decent job at getting to me.
Nah. Not a big fan of the game.
Being tired and playing CS;GO.
Oh, sweet. I'm still going to call you Squash though.
Extra credit or something? I'm disappointed in you for not doing it. Shouldn't you be sleeping sometime soon?
I suppose so. I regret never having a cast to be signed though.
Something like that. Do you have any obligations tomorrow?
But I am older. You ought to be the one following my commands and changing my diaper.
I exhausted my resources.
Maybe once it finishes airing.
What is the appeal?
Works for me.
Not much else to call me.
Yeah, better do that. It rarely gives closure.
How mildly inconvenient.
Will he be able to break it this time?
It seemed pretty cool.
Not that I would have anyone to sign it now.
We could go with pet names.
You seem like a subby person to me.
Make the board do the thingy.
CS is a fps right? never played it
tfw the jews control hollywood now
enjoy your endless superhero movies
I only have a few that very close people call me by.
I don't acknowledge the other names much.
I will go over there and sign it if you were to suffer like that. Still living in that place with all the heat?
You are a lousy judge of character.
Yes, correct. It is pretty shit.
RIP Leeky Forums
... at least we'll always have aneki
Shut the fuck up, Luka.
This is infinitely preferable.
Stop trying to make aneki a thing.
Nobody wants to go there.
Its probably because of those logs where you showed someone your new outfit and called them "Master".
Us goyim will always prevail
yfw Luka is the spammer
You called my bluff; I wouldn't actually do it because it would probably make me more uncomfortable than you.
How thoughtful. I am, careful though.
Leeky Forums ded now...
at least there is aneki
Feeling kind of insulted.
Conclusively proving how dreadful you are, if you could not deduce that was staged by AM.
Luka I will literally strangle your fat ass.
Sure thing, sugar tits.
Luka is the spammer? you mean the one that wants people to got to another board? how suspicious
Kuro is sooooo HOT
Leeky Forums is done for
but we could always relocate to /tripfags/index.html
C-came back to watch the spam
at least aneki woulda been moderated and safe from this
this is a test
The board is shit and so was the moderation.
Luka is shit, he's just naturally attracted to shit things.
W-was that it? Did i miss the main e-event?
Right? You're in charge of thwarting his plans because I need to go to sleep in a few.
mods asleep at the wheel?
If anyone agreed they would go back.
You're just mad that you can't moderate us like you use to.
I am going to bed.
You did, also give me your number you whore. I want all your social media outlets.
You can never tell with these things.
Go to bed
BUT YOU CALLED A TRUCE.
Do it for the memes.
Kroni is counting on you, you know.
J-just look for Alice on all s-sites. My number is luv Alice 123.
So are you a straight Dom then?
you can count on me ms. notaneet
what the hell is kroni?
Okay i'm l-leaving again. Bye.
alice is hot
We all do, we all do.
But how will I know which Alice is the REAL Alice?
Is that Essy?
I keep thinking I do not really care, but I have never been in the position where I have to sub.
LET'S BEGIN THE FUN POSTING.
i want to smell and nibble those feet
Other thread again.
if she weren't 2d i'd probably molest her, worth the risk. good night alice you're a qt tbh
i said goodnight!!!
I k-know..... goodnight.
That's fucking gross though.