I am Christ, the redeemer

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I am Christ, the redeemer.
Through me I shall deliver you all from hell.
Believe me.
Worship me.

Forget about me not making that a new thread.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Job+41
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah%2043&version=KJV
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah+43%3A25&version=KJV
http://archive.org/tripfags/res/6217.html#6575
http://nyaa.se
http://bakabt.me
http://pastebin.com/RGgu7sZy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC3f2wycBYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MFuZsbx4u8
Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

learn to make new threads

Lunatick
Lunatick

Thanks jesus

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

somewhere out there
there exists a board so fucking awful
that ours is far superior by comparison
and we found it

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

*sits on next poster's lap*

Booteefool
Booteefool

Triple sevens, going to heaven.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
I always middle click "[Return]" then just never scrolling down.
I clicked "[Go to top]" instead apparently.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Congrats Test.
Everyone clap it up!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Pls no

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.

Spamalot
Spamalot

farquit
farquit

@Garbage Can Lid
and what board is that?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Dreamworx
Obv's since Eba was posting it and all...
:3
gotta see what its all bout!

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
How did she not notice the silhouette of a walrus on the picture before uploading?
That has to be intentional.
And really disturbing.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@haveahappyday
*pet pet* ♥

5mileys
5mileys

yey

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
yeah pretty much. posting that is even worse.

takes2long
takes2long

no

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
cute hamster sister

askme
askme

@viagrandad
My IQ is 80.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@MPmaster
Might be true. But only one rules in hell. I like this verse. Most believe it is actually about the devil. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Job+41

massdebater
massdebater

sageing threads on a board that only has one active thread

Guys, that's the retard containment board, it must be.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
He was quoting Milton.

Inmate
Inmate

@iluvmen
I'm aware.

idontknow
idontknow

@Evil_kitten
Sup

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@askme
;~;
RIP
at least youre happyer?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
Sudden flag change.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@hairygrape
Ban evading elsewhere.

Playboyize
Playboyize

we're fellow countrymen now
wanna grab a hot dog or maybe a pizza and like 5 burgers

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@cum2soon
You should've called up the hambeast.
Go "pick up that TV". WINK WINK

@Bidwell
I prefer the Renaissance and Enlightenment era depictions of heaven and hell rather than the biblical.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Playboyize
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRD

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
Mobile internet is so much easier than proxying.

Methshot
Methshot

I honestly don't think I've ever seen so much baby rage over people on a dude's board.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@kizzmybutt
I feel sick.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
This is actually another one of my IPs, not a proxy.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

it's true
Leeky Forums sucks at IPs.
Europe
U wot

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Techpill
Hai Test

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
*rubs your tummy*
drink this ginger ale
I put some sunshine in it

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
Howdy there Takko how is the day going?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
Sup, Roido?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Bidwell
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah%2043&version=KJV
Specifically,
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah+43%3A25&version=KJV
has always been the sort of defining verse for any sort of notion of deities since my childhood.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
Getting pissed off at Binding of Isaac because I suck
What's up with you?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
I don't have any of that.

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberburn
Binding of Lloyd

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
worshiping waifu
dealing in an imaginary currency
buy low, sell high
you know how it is

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methnerd
Why do you feel that? :(

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
I like Naruto
Orochimaru specifically
That's an edgy badass motherfucker
Ale was in the food I got you earlier

@Evilember
Binding of Hakeem
If I was a video game it'd probably be a shitty rpg that only gets appreciated like 20 years from now

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
OH

CHRONO LLOYD

SniperWish
SniperWish

Yeah I'm not ban evading for that place.
Revolting.

Also wish you're very pretty.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
:^)

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
./////.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Firespawn
glad to see the market is in good hands in the younger generation

Can't have that imaginary currency crashing now

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
what place?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber
Mm, I think people liked that game when it first came out but it definitely has more popularity today
I was thinking like
Earthbound?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
http://archive.org/tripfags/res/6217.html#6575
Some autistic circlejerk
@WebTool
Sorry I couldn't declare my undying love for you in front of the autistic masses.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@LuckyDusty
Hey hey, Ness is cool okay?

@RumChicken
It's kewl :3

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

My ban appeal of "I like you guys"
was denied ;_;

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
Lucas & Mother 3 was cooler
So mad he's not in new Smash

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
Stop linking that.

TechHater
TechHater

late

@Spamalot
Hola, mi amigo! Como esta usted?!
@girlDog
Just a tragic misunderstanding.
@farquit
Faintasteek times four of dem?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
Mine was, "Don't be a nigger" and I got unbant!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Flameblow
Hungover a little
@SniperGod
I thought he was a girl the first time I saw him.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Slowly going insane, or just burning out.
Shouldn't have high expectations of anything.

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
Muy bien, gracias?
Y tu?
I think...

@BinaryMan
I still believe Haku is a girl.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
People keep asking.
Besides, we're helping the needy.
@StonedTime
uggu kawaii moe
~

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
Have you considered barbiturates?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
sabrina

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Burnblaze
It's interesting that some people were saved in a time before Jesus, mostly the jews. Elijah, Moses, and Abraham being the most obvious examples. I think the father occasionally saves without the mercy of the son, and clearly he had a different covenant with the jewish people for salvation.

I should stop talking religion, though.

@Emberburn
Well, I was hanging out with some friends but they both left already because one of them had to go to a cousin's house and the other had some event to get to. So now I'm bored.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
That place is a nightmare.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
Oh, it's fucking awful, there's no doubt about that.
But it's nice to witness other culture.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
That's right! And now I've exhausted my Spanish.
Oh wait! I know this: Como es el bano?

Or something like that.

I'm ok. Mostly.

Hi.

@CodeBuns
Mistah Bard!
Hi also.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PurpleCharger
Nah, just losing it here a bit because everything moves way too slow and thus is very inefficient.
I am not a man of patience.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
I'm bored too
I just ragequit
Wanna play rock paper scissors

@Fuzzy_Logic
I think you just said "how is the bathroom"

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fuzzy_Logic
mostly

Something up?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
How have you been getting along, friend?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
Whyyyyy? Why do you think I want to see that?!

And also hi.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
If I were to get invited to go watch a group of people eat trash water soaked cardboard out of a dumpster I'd say no.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
fite me

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

The one time I want to ask religious based questions and the is offline.
It's a divine sign.

@BunnyJinx
It's more about the intentionally one sidedness of the contract meant to be upheld.
If whatever promised eternal rewards are upheld, then upholding the Jewish and later Christian covenants is almost a steal. Give up foreskin and think someone took penance for breaking rules of the contract for you. Oversimplified but still. It's that onesideness then the stark contrast of provoking wrath whenever you did something wrong in the Old Testament.
That's the part about it that always seems the biggest contradiction: an easily promised contract then ramification not truly in line with the contract.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Ignoramus
Have you tried cocaine?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Illusionz
nevermind, i'm going to sleep

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
the is
*the person is

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Tfw got permabanned

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Daily reminder that we're just a shitty copying version of /tripfags/

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
Not really feeling like wolf of the wall st. also I only drink.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stupidasole
HA! Right, it's supposed to be "donde es el banos". Like, donde es mi tequila. Yo es muy stupido!

@whereismyname
Just life stuff. Being an adult is positively awful. But it's nice to be able to drink.

@Nojokur
Day by day. Lots of changes going on right now. How are you, sweetheart? Make any music lately?

@Stark_Naked
See, that I can handle because she looks like she's enjoying herself. Anyway, good night. Sorry we didn't get to fite.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
How far back does their community go?
We have roots in 2007

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
Is that a thing they believe?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
Not recently. I've just been jamming on my acoustic. I learned the song from M*A*S*H
so that was nice
I hope the changes settle soon, they ccan be disconcerting

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool
Sadly.
@Crazy_Nice
No idea, didn't even know they existed.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Will my tripfag credits from /fa/ (2005-2009) transfer?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TechHater
Exactly!
Reboot
There was rocks, fire, rubber.... and a pretty lady that can go invis! :D

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BinaryMan
drink water or... uh eat foods? :(

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
Who's to say they aren't copying us

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Garbage Can Lid
*gives you a sack lunch*
It's time to go back to school then

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
They know of Alice and this is their first year I think

girlDog
girlDog

@Booteefool
sadly it looks grim over there

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sir_Gallonhead
apparently not
hey sabs
@Soft_member
first year
FUCKING NOOBS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

farquit
farquit

@Sir_Gallonhead
mhm *accepts*

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
a pretty lady that can go invis!
Like this?

@Harmless_Venom
I had no idea how depressing the lyrics to that song were growing up. It's pretty though.

@Spamalot
I get no respect! No respect!

happy_sad
happy_sad

@viagrandad
Respect is only for the teacher.
Everyone else just gets a boring non-personalized education with heaps of standardized testing

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Lord_Tryzalot
Interesting.

@girlDog
I see.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

excuse me...
WE AREN'T A CIRCLE JERK
STOP POSTING 3DPD DUDE FROM THE OFFICE
ANIME GIRLS ONLY
NORMIES
GET
OFF
MY
BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
Yo. Nice hat! Fully torqued.

@farquit
yiss

@happy_sad
No wonder my brain just show's up as a buttered yeast roll in x-rays!

takes2long
takes2long

@Dreamworx
I'm a bit confused at what you're asking. Are you saying that it seems like Hell is too big a punishment, and heaven too great a reward for doing what God expects of us?

My Catholic friend puts it like this. Hell wasn't cooked up because God hates sinners, but as one who is perfectly righteous he can't let them into his presence unless they cleanse themselves of their sins. Jesus allows you to do this, to go into the afterlife a sinner and still come into the presence of God simply by asking him to save you. Think of Hell as the furthest place you can be from God. Of course it's torment.

If that's not what you're asking, reword it for me.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@viagrandad
lawl
i havent watcched my venture myself.

askme
askme

Doing dergs all night and then working isn't the most interesting thing.

Bidwell
Bidwell

/hga/ was way better
and it wasn't even that great

@cum2soon
My Jesus piece is my whole body
those hoes are chicken like Roy Rogers

massdebater
massdebater

@cum2soon
Can I eat it?
So hungry

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Soft_member
Teehee
Who is this 'DUKE' fellow they got their panties up in a knot about

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
ka-ching! $$$ getting paid~
anime and fashion and freinds and threading with a slight edge of inter comune drama

idontknow
idontknow

@cum2soon
You seem vaguely familiar.

likme
likme

@Garbage Can Lid
Also it's the weekend, meaning you can not only drink, but in fact drink FAR too much.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Ah shit

hairygrape
hairygrape

They seem very nice

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Also the office Fucking sucks.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Poker_Star
yeah fuck the office

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Careful guys, rugafag is going to spam us

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I'm ehscared

Techpill
Techpill

@Gigastrength
OH NO
HIDE THE CHILDREN
FUCK WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO SHIT FUCK GOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL

Methshot
Methshot

being scared of spam

Methnerd
Methnerd

i could go for some hot chocolate

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
Scientist spams us on the daily.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
I git chiklit
@TreeEater
Big SPAMra

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Bidwell
Take a little bit of dank, mix it with a little crank, and put it in a taco shell. Mix a little ground meat with a little shredded beef, drop acid and visit Hell.

@massdebater
But I need it for thinkin' and complimenting Southern fried meals!

@Inmate
Oh, my yes. I certainly gots to get paid, dear. I couldn't agree more.

@idontknow
I have one of those faces.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
is that like british vegemite

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
I have the face of a devil so consider yourself lucky.

@PackManBrainlure
The spam industrial complex.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
You'll fry it eventually if you keep doing that thinking stuff
You should just let me have it

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
Tacos and drugs?
what's not to love?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
You Fukken wot?
@Snarelure
It's habeeb

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Carnalpleasure
time to call this place home then!

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
What goes on

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Snarelure
Seest though these dank memes in this parched and barren wilderness? Turn them into OC and shitposters will run after thee like like a flock of sheep, grateful and obedient.

@Skullbone
What's in it for me, though?

@Burnblaze
I could go for both right now. Extra hot!

@Emberburn
Sup, honkey?

@Firespawn
What's the deposit?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

i fucking love oat biscuits man

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
how often do you do heroin?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperGod
Cocaines is a helluva drug. Jej how's tricks?

At work atm. Booooooored.

WebTool
WebTool

I'm leaving to join the better board.
I just gonna dickride the admin until I'm unbanned

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
Charity is good for the soul?
I think you'd get some points with the Big Guy Upstairs

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
get me unbanned as well. I don't want to be left behind.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
Don't leave me with these "people"!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
@LuckyDusty
Nigger who the fuck do you think we are?
Get your shitty faggoty self the FUCK out.
We aren't circlejerkers like you, as if I give a fuck if I never come across you again.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
I could supply you with 1000 posts worth of proxies if you want.

Exert is super slow so you could probably get 4-5 posts off with each proxy.
Probably most if he's jerking off to Meguca.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
Only never.

@RavySnake
Slow day at the office? You should use a fire extinguisher to propel yourself across the room on a rolling chair.

@TurtleCat
I'm a raging atheist. I use bacon to bookmart the Koran and vandalize displays of the Commandments.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Emberfire
I don't believe it.

@SniperGod
I turn water into sewage. Whither all crops and kill all fun.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod
1000 posts is the deposit per week

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
Big Spaghetti Monster then?

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
I'll just go where u go bae ;))

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
What?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Wow such modding such skill
It's all over.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CouchChiller
I'm just sleep deprived and my jaw hurts from over clenching.
Let's take down the system.

@VisualMaster
Twinkie beeb it

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
That was something one of the autists said in that weird anti-circlejerk but actually a circlejerk board said.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I put said twice.
Now it's really all over.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@JunkTop
It was a good run

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Terminate thyself.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Kroni-senpai come post here with us

@TechHater
I'll stay here.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Do they really want to post here that badly, I wont lie we do NEED some members.
Not like we can't go full ban mode whenever we wanted…

They're considering it Damami :3c

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Where all the animes at?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fuzzy_Logic
couldn't be

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StrangeWizard
shameful display.
@Fuzzy_Logic
IS THAT THE GODDAMN FREEMAN

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
I kept your seat warm.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
right here nigga

Illusionz
Illusionz

@AwesomeTucker
What did you seh to me?

@Fuzzy_Logic
FREEman? When did this happen?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
http://nyaa.se
http://bakabt.me

@Stupidasole
*licks*

@whereismyname
Eww, now it's all sticky...

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
U butter hubeen it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
Wha!
It's not sticky!
What exactly do you think I did to your seat?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
Adonbelevit.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@New_Cliche
Couldn't IT be?

@Ignoramus
Hey Scootykins

@Stupidasole
mite b

@Nojokur
nigga that's a dawg

@Illusionz
I posted last night

@Spazyfool
Well played

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Dreamworx

@Fried_Sushi
Sat in it?

@Need_TLC
Thank you.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
I don't think so
I mean maybe
But probly not

Lunatick
Lunatick

Loco please tickle my pink pickle.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
better?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

and nothing pisses off circlejerkers than having to ban evade every time.
You wouldn't last long.

It's barely a minor inconvenience lol

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
Oh.
Then yes.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
ayy Freeman
How ya been?
@Raving_Cute
Shave off my pubes and punch me in the face.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stark_Naked
hi fool

@Supergrass
if i make asuka folder while i'm also capping shinji do you want it?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
You're just icky and sweaty.

@Harmless_Venom
I'll pass.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Need_TLC
Who gave permission for that?

@Lord_Tryzalot
Skyentist.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
I dont

I don't do that sort of thing, y'know. I don't.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Nah, it's good ol' FreeFree here :3

@Garbage Can Lid
I LOVE FRENCH ANIMES

@Harmless_Venom
Hard times, but could always be worse.

@Boy_vs_Girl
Blame Soto and TP

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
Please?

girlDog
girlDog

@Need_TLC
Freedmunn
@Lord_Tryzalot
I don't see why not.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sir_Gallonhead
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people you work with
@Spamalot
you silly bitch
The Freeman always makes it through

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
SOTO!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
you like free jazz at all?
tp posted some ornette coleman last night and it got me pretty excited.

@girlDog
okay cool. i'll share when it's conplete for you.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
Well, Welcome back old timer

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spamalot
french anything
trash

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

You existed for the purpose to keep me entertained for a bit and you served your purpose.
Test-kun...

@MPmaster

@Evil_kitten
You're an ugly woman TTours

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
Danke
@haveahappyday
This

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
salut

takes2long
takes2long

Test you were nothing more than a pawn in his chess game, your only purpose in existence was to entertain him and now that you've fulfilled that purpose, you're DONE.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Soft_member
...

askme
askme

@takes2long
What's going on?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@viagrandad
I prefer modal and bob.

massdebater
massdebater

@girlDog
How ya doin' Scoots? Where's the avatars?

@Evil_kitten
It's true though, huh.

@happy_sad
Thank you Bardy!

@haveahappyday
Vouz avez une probleme avec les Francais?

iluvmen
iluvmen

We're not circlejerkers
http://pastebin.com/RGgu7sZy
get started on your way to circelejerking~!

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
Bop even.

idontknow
idontknow

@SomethingNew
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't into this

likme
likme

@Bidwell
oh okay. what are some of your favorites in jazz then?

@Inmate
lol

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
At work. Just got waifu figure, shit so cash.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SomethingNew
h
m
p
h

hairygrape
hairygrape

@massdebater
@cum2soon
dont make me longbow you

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@idontknow
:stop:

@kizzmybutt
the width of the m gives it away.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape
ca va?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
why though

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
fucking shitty letters.
damn.

Techpill
Techpill

@SomethingNew
@takes2long
This kid is Murder with more cursing.

Methshot
Methshot

@lostmypassword
Niiiice. Waifu figures are da bes.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
You eat da poo poo

@Deadlyinx
Get rekt turbo nerd.

@Techpill
He even has a thing for Desu.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
I told everyone earlier that he was just an edgier shittier version of Murder
then murder just came in and went on an autism spree.
It was great.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Playboyize
cool, just chilling

you?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methshot
It's a lifestyle

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure
bien!

Snarelure
Snarelure

@w8t4u
You know just how I like it~

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
pretend I'm the pizza guy and watch me whack off.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methnerd
B U L L Y
U
L
L
Y

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
Why would the pizza guy be masturbating?

@Burnblaze
I am not.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
You don't mind if I cry a little bit, right.

Evilember
Evilember

@Sharpcharm
good to hear

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
turbo nerd

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Carnalpleasure
I have too many figs now. I gotta start selling some soon.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
do you have a vagina?
if yes, no explanation needed.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
Please, babe, I'll offer consoling hugs every night we do it if that's what you need. ♥

SniperWish
SniperWish

Person who created /tf/ is from /a/
well that explains it

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Firespawn
Was I wrong?

@SniperGod
I've never once has a delivery boy masturbate when I answered the door.

WebTool
WebTool

@likme
Blakey is my favorite. Of course Davis and Coletrane. I listen to Ellington, Monk, and Hancock. Really, the well known players.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@WebTool
Do you enjoy lee morgan?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Flameblow
Why even live

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake
Well, no, but it's still mean to say!

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TalkBomber
The worst part is I really like it.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RavySnake
that's how we do it in America.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You can't just post cute images and think it's all okay!

DeathDog
DeathDog

And I forgot my link!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
Well, I'm $1300 in debt right now, and my car got totaled last week so I need the cash. But that's not as depressing as my other problem which you may or may not be aware of.

TechHater
TechHater

@RumChicken
Really like hugs?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat
Yeah. He played with Blakey.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
You're pregnant?

FastChef
FastChef

@WebTool
moanin' has been in my backlog for too long... and i like all the rest except ellington. i was never a huge fan of his work.
so have you tried some free jazz stuff and not liked it or what happened?

and speaking of backlog i'll finally give i see a darkness a listen today

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
What a literally perfect girl

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
Only from you.

I mean, probably. Supposing you're not a shit hugger.

Start practising.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
Cut it out!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EG!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
It can't be that hard. Step 1, wrap arms around them. Step 2, say things like "you're really quite good."

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
You have to squeeze, dear.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
Shut up, Desu.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@New_Cliche
e-sports aren't real.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Irrelevant shitters like you should be thankful I'm even talking to you
It's a privilege to talk to this classy mother fucker

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
Duke

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
neither are you

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
apparently we should be respecting them

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Nojokur
That makes no sense.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole
Mammmmmmmmmmmmmmi

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@FastChef
I've listened to all different jazz genres. My least favorite is Fusion, though I also can't stand Swing, Dixieland, or Gypsy. Free Jazz is basically just bop and modal jazz. It's not so much a distinct genre as much as it is jazz that relies more heavily on pure improvisation.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
it makes perfect sense, you are just a bot on the interwebs
nerd

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
aw man you're not a jazz fusion fan?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
I believe it.
@Supergrass
Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
cute image.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
Hey Duke

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
Apparently Desu is the Duke
we're among royalty

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stark_Naked
Can't stand it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
Marisa is my best and first folder~

@Raving_Cute
Hi bard
whats up mang

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

im desu now

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
Oh well

@Garbage Can Lid
What are you the Duke of

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
Now I feel bad for telling him to kill himself.
@Garbage Can Lid
It is a very cute folder!
It'd be better if she was a cat grill.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool
Memes obviously!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
don't like fusion? but you listed Davis and Hancock and they have some great material in that genre.

some free jazz is totally not like modal or bop... barbed wire maggots by borbetomagus comes to mind.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
not Duke

@Harmless_Venom
You should
You should

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
Cat you say?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StrangeWizard
What? Wouldn't that hurt?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Boy_vs_Girl
Chii
not Desu

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot
Therein lies the art.

farquit
farquit

@Nude_Bikergirl
bard what's favorite fusions since fool doesn't go there?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
Wanna suck my pp desu?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@MPmaster
It's....
It's beautiful.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Blow a kiss, fire a gun.
G'night.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
I thought you were The Duke

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
Night

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
I know I am, thanks

takes2long
takes2long

@farquit
Bela Fleck and the Flecktones Hands down
Or even alot of Victor Wootens solo stuff

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
hey ban

askme
askme

@Booteefool
It's not my thing at all. Not at all.

@Sir_Gallonhead
I am aware. I'm also aware that Hancock became an electronica musician in the 90s.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@haveahappyday
sleep tight (?)

massdebater
massdebater

@viagrandad
N-No!

@happy_sad
Yes!

@SomethingNew
No!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater
You're just a tsundere

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
Wish pls I can only be overly-flirtatious with one person at a time.
@massdebater
the only Yes
I'm a winner!
Now I can ascend

likme
likme

@idontknow
!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@askme
Thats understandable I can definately see why some people arent into it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@iluvmen
Not even!

@Inmate
Ascend to memehood?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@takes2long
ooh never even heard of these... i'll check em out!

@askme
yeah it's kinda weird

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
Hey

Playboyize
Playboyize

tuturuuu

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
hows my ban today?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@kizzmybutt
Where else would I go?
@Gigastrength
How am I supposed to react to this?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evil_kitten
I don't think you're supposed to squeeze. That sounds uncomfortable.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@hairygrape
And now composes contemporary classical music.

@lostmypassword
Good.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Playboyize
...Bye?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

hmm this thread is boring too

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
wakanai

@Carnalpleasure
*sits on your lap*

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
memehell?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

hmm

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
oh i didn't know about that
have you listened to any of it?

@Sharpcharm
*grabs* hi

Emberfire
Emberfire

God damn you, Fool.

Evilember
Evilember

meow

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Deadlyinx
hi

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
No speak gook, I don't wanna have to google this shit everytime ;_;
@Skullbone
How dare you!
I'm too pure to go to meme hell

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Methshot
I'm a little hungover but other than that i'm doing pretty good on my day off.
@Sharpcharm
I saw this edgy song and though of you today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC3f2wycBYo

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater
You know, sticking your senstitive erect member into a tight fucking sphincter sounds uncomfortable but you seem to be able to enjoy it well enough

So return me the favour when you hug, okay?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@ZeroReborn
Sorry to hear :/

RavySnake
RavySnake

skynet.rundown;

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberburn
these threads are boring

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Snarelure
Why

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
Isn't it, though?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TalkBomber
I don't want to hurt you with hugs.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RumChicken
You're willing to do it with knives.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberfire
good to see you're not a hypocrite

@WebTool
i think they're cool. i just got some new jazz albums to check out.
pls don't leave without me

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
Master!!!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
Okay, I'll give you a really good hard proper hugging.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
jazz

TechHater
TechHater

@TalkBomber
I saw a Pearl cosplayer on my way home today.
Literally 20 minutes ago. Not the best, but clearly Pearl.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Flameblow
Ah..Gomen

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Emberburn
No, just some of his electronic stuff.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@ZeroReborn
how can you be so against jazz when you say you don't like any music?

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
I am a hypocrite.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
Remember that it doesn't work if you have a boner.

@TechHater
Oh, cool. You should have gone up to her and explained that you also like the children's cartoon. It'd have been an adventure.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BinaryMan
did you like it?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Fool is so interesting

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@PurpleCharger
Not particularly.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
Because

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@VisualMaster
Evening, Mina.

How's your day faring?

Today I went for a walk around this magnificent city and passed by the local anime convention, where both good and bad cosplayers were pouring in and out of. Nothing quite like an adult, fat-thighed white girl in a traditional Japanese high school uniform.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
Stop including me.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@eGremlin
It's fine!
tfw havent gone to sleep yet

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
all right. maybe i'll try it after more of his earlier albums.

@GoogleCat
that's okay. you don't have to like it. i think i'm going to download pokemon yellow today.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@JunkTop
Please. I don't constantly have a boner.

Or were you talking about yours?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@JunkTop
I did call, "Do it for her!" at her.
Her company seemed confused.

She got the reference and struck a pose.
She should have had a weapon or something.
Honestly couldn't have been that hard to make.

I want to see a tall black woman cosplay as Garnet.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
Evening, Mina.
What's good, nigga

How's your day faring?
Great actually, I just get bored really fast

Today I went for a walk around this magnificent city and passed by the local anime convention, where both good and bad cosplayers were pouring in and out of. Nothing quite like an adult, fat-thighed white girl in a traditional Japanese high school uniform.

I know what you mean, I see it everyday in NYC... I bet the Japs are laughing at us... Imagine Fool in one of those D:

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic
SHUT THE FUCK UP

@Ignoramus
I..... hate... music

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
Go to sleep FOOL
whats wrong with you!

Supergrass
Supergrass

I'm a guy btw.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stupidasole
No, I can have a boner assuming you hug me from behind.

I have thought this through quite a bit.

@whereismyname
Tall black women don't watch progressive television because they're out being extroverts and social and when they're inside they watch MTV or BET. Wanting for impossible things leads to nowt but pain.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
that's totally cool. i'm sorry.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
Yeah well you're here now, I can't go to sleep!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SniperWish
Hopefully it'll all work itself out, but the outlook isn't all that bright right now to be honest.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Nojokur
Fool is half-Jap himself.

Most Japanese may look down on it, but reveling in cosplay and being an otaku is more or less part of the culture in more urbanized locales.
That being said, they're actually Japanese there, and their body-types just work better in just about everything, like maid outfits, when contrasted to the average American.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
pfft

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Ignoramus
Okay.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass
Fascinating.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stark_Naked
I'll just put you to sleep.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Dreamworx
So you want me to hug you from behind, butt without a boner?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spazyfool
I'm not tired though.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
What's that supposed to mean?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
yo i'll hit you up after i listen to bonnie billy

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@whereismyname
Could you come online?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
Yes. Then you slip your censored and with the yoghurt.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
That's fine.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Dreamworx
You're right. The only black girls there would be nerdy, mildly unattractive ones that are super into yaoi and wear glasses. There is a massive yaoi event going on as a part of this thing, anyways. Also yuri, but when guys show up to that it's just creepy.

I thank the fact the internet exists and I can't be the only one with this idea. Some, tall black female nerd is out there being pestered by her friends to cosplay as the infinitely cool: Garnet.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Harmless_Venom
not you;;

@Lord_Tryzalot
I'll beat you an inch of your life and you go to sleep! duh!

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
coolcool

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
WHOA

farquit
farquit

Hi

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
Am I in trouble?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Soft_member
Oh.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Need_TLC
I have high hopes.
@Need_TLC
@Need_TLC

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Evil_kitten
No good?

5mileys
5mileys

@MPmaster
Something tells me that isn't what you're supposed to do with yoghurt.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fried_Sushi
If I can burn all music in the world I would

@Supergrass
There's nothing with being the master race gender

@Raving_Cute
Fool is half-Jap himself.
Lol oh god

God damn it, that why I wish I was Azn

Yes I'm racist

Who wants to be white? That shit is boring

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
It's very very mean!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@takes2long
Mmmmmmmm...
Then maybe I could just tuck you in bed?

askme
askme

@farquit
what's up, cat-oh?

@cum2soon
if that's what you wanted i would help you do it.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spamalot
Wear high heels inject saline in your pecs and smear yourself with shoepolish. It's the only way.

Also yaoi and yuri meetings are creepy no matter what your gender is. I mean I imagine it's mostly horny underage girls and old guys into horny underage girls.

massdebater
massdebater

blah

bbl

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
maybe...

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
goodbye, hikari

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
thinking about buying a quadcopter and sorting some papers

@massdebater
don't blah

likme
likme

@5mileys
Explains why that stuff went down when I was asked to feed my cousin his petit fillous.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@viagrandad
Please.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@iluvmen
Could give you a pat on the head, or a bed time story!

hairygrape
hairygrape

@kizzmybutt
I'm not a child!
I only said maybe because it'd be cute!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@idontknow
what makes you want to buy a quadcopter?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
Fine...be that way...

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Bidwell
It's more the thigh/butt to hip ratio that certain races have a genetic disposition for that I am approximately oppositely suited for.

Or girls cosplaying as their favourite male characters flirting with their female friends. Like reverse traps.
I did see a lot of fedoras.

@lostmypassword
I probably shouldn't.
I'm probably in trouble.
I'd punish me.

Techpill
Techpill

@Gigastrength
Whaddya mean!
Why would I wanna be treated like a child!

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
because I think rc flying would be a fun hobby and its not a big investment to start with.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SniperGod
good to hear

im feeling tired as fuck myself, so i think im gonna have a drink and then go to bed

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Deadlyinx
They were probably ironic fedoras. The worst kind.

Are you and Lloyd dating?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
You treat me the same way!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
I do!?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@likme
You should probably look up the real technique to yoghurt use.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Mami, stop posting that shaved baboon.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
If they didn't want me to stick my dick in it why would they make the pots dick sized.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methshot
honestly don't get that hobby... but if it interests you that's cool. i had a friend who was all about quadcopters. his passion is video production so he used them to film.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@kizzmybutt
pls gibbe pets ;~;

Evilember
Evilember

@haveahappyday
Thanks man, I greatly appreciate it

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
*pets*

Flameblow
Flameblow

New thread

@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire
@Emberfire

New thread

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Carnalpleasure
Y-Yeah!!!!!!!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Snarelure
waking up?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Burnblaze
I want to get into fpv and fly them around here, I'm in a perfect place for it.

@Emberburn
</3

TechHater
TechHater

@Skullbone
Because that size holds just the right amount of yoghurt for a young child.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Methnerd
Goodnight.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I wonder if he'll get bored.

viagrandad
viagrandad

shh....he won't find us here.

cum2soon
cum2soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MFuZsbx4u8

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