Everybody is equal
Everybody is equal
30 minutes from now
Not even tsun
Only the expression was applicable.
30 minutes from now, you will have been forgotten.
by your libido maybe
when you remember I'm not gay for your hot kiwi body
hot kiwi body
Don't be ignorant to the fact that I'm not interested in you.
Especially coming from a certain someone
You're after someone who's willing to put up with your silly ass.
I'll have you know, limes,
I'm exclusively gay for Shia LaBeouf
It is not gay at all when I do it; that is how it works.
OMG DO IT!
JUST DO IT!
IN MY BUTT
When dariwn does it it's okay
but when I do it it's gay
lame as fuck
At least there are the gracious few who would.
What if I am, and that is why you never noticed we met, if we actually did?
Darwin is the OC, though
Don't you do this
Nothing is stopping you from having your own tastes.
"oh kiwi-san, I wish I could admit my feelings for you"
I know what you're thinking already.
You really like my new name and you're jealous you didn't claim it first.
Can I live here?
Are you paying the rent?
Nah, you're totally gay for him.
I can start?
In the muu thread? Yes/
Gosh, you're a cunt for sure.
you broke my thumbnail!
Okay, give me your email and I'll send you my paypal
memes win again
I don't know, but that fact is clear from the ways in which you've tried steering the argument.
That's oki bread makes me bloated
Do you have any spotted dick?
All my money is in vintage coins, though...
Don't make me come over there and meme you myself.
I know it's not even a very good berry
Sell them. We don't let no bums stay here for free
I dont believe your meme would pleasure me what so ever
the dank meme rises
not with me
It's not your pleasure I'm looking for.
Clearly not if you are going after her.
are you insinuating rape, Kiwi-kun?
I thought better of you.
I give you the coins and you let me live here then
they'll be worth at least a trillion in like 6 years
Buy some next time you go to market and we'll do brunch
Ara ara Darwin, let not forget I could still just simple...forget to make you that folder you asked me to make.
That could be fun
Who does that girl remind me of...?
It reminds me of one of the posters here.
Except the swearing and dick sucking part that is basically Luka
Oh and except it's a woman in the picture
And she's skinny
Nvm that's not Luka
Don't mind me, just memeing around.
Would be a shame~
Admiral Smiles just destroyed some dirty Americans in her Kawachi.
USA USA USA USA
But my cordiality is limited to you.
I thought you were the other one who posts that image upon seeing it, but I realized being unconscionable cunts is enough for me to not bother distinguishing between you two.
Is that so?
I dont know if I buy this
Not this time lel.
Wish was the one making it, no?
USA always wins! like EG!
they'll kill us all when they get a military again
Holy shit Chii go to bed
USA has one star on our flag for every country we've killed
You playing kancolle or world of warships?
Gimme the original, i forgot to save it :3
It's hard to win against a better ship commander
Only a matter of time, right?
World of Warships.
SOMEONE CAN TAKE OVER YOUR SHIFT
on the upside they'll have lots of babies too
Hey Chii, why don't you remind this bitch of what happened the last time Japan sunk some of our ships?
Yourselves, 50 times, right?
I've yet to have the time to play it, through the space mod for it looked neat.
Thought you were on good terms?
Amy making a jokes about killing one's self
This had to be intentional.
Become a believer.
Neutral at best, I think. I am entitled to a few cheap shots considering how many she has taken.
YOU'LL TAKE THE DAY OFF OR YOU'RE FIRED
WELL, NO, BUT I KISS THE BOSS' ASS SO MUCH THAT HE'LL HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME
I'll let you be the judge of that. How's it going, Yan?
I can't help being so damn witty.
My computer died on me
I went to a friends house we were checking everything and swapping parts to figure out what was wrong
My mobo fried
He offered me his old mobo he didn't use but I guess that shit had died too, probs all the dust it had collected lmao
He decided to cheer me up so I drove him to Boston's and he showed me his weebcave, took like 7 shots of vodka, ordered pizza, then watched anime while I went through his doujin stash
Life is good
Friends always help me out when I'm feeling like shit.
Jelly of Boston's weeb collection though, nigga has like over 6k in figs and shit
Living the dream
That's not even the right arm being used wtf.
I do not recall lying to you.
I wasnt aware we had a future George Carlin in the thread.
Why cant we just have fun?
I see. Is it that common that she pokes at you or?
Fuck you, 8ch. I didn't want to post images anyway.
I try not to show off my talents.
I'll pay you in dank-memes if you work for me.
I don't know what to tell you.
I can't think of anything to say that you'd be interested in.
I'll try harder in future.
How're things, Mug?
Most commonly when she is angry at me or has decided I am just another meaningless person to her again.
Just gimme the CliffsNotes version of the good and bad things in your life right now.
Whats my work.
You cant take away my powers~!
Im pretty sure you thought i'd fall for you swapping names/trip with lenko and typing out a snarky reply real quick, then refreshing to make it seem like it wasnt you.
Started an antidepressant yesterday that's making me feel weird and I'm going to Scotland in about a year probably.
They're looking up, Mugen. I'm optimistic that I'll be able to assume a more normal persona soon.
Oh wow, that's really good. Hope things start picking up for you, too. <3
I have no contact with him. The one time I did it, I told you it was me. You were even the first person I told that I was posting here.
Lets be friends.
Fine, just the cat accessories.
I don't remember how much you know or care about my situation so I'll spoiler this next part...
It's seeming increasingly likely that most of my issues are a result of undiagnosed ADD which, with the help of meds and therapy, I should be able to overcome.
I'd like that, Yan. I'd like that a lot.
Yes, but you do have access to his trips, which means you can attempt to be him or anyone who have given you their trips.
Best Hugs? What brings you here?
I only have the tiptoe trip because it was mine at one point, and I always let you know when it is me so there is no confusion for too long.
Immense boredom, mostly.
Absolutely. Why wouldn't I?
I have no idea.
Must have been a terribly dry night if this is where you ended up.
I think she has done that with a handful of posters.
Not sure what advice to give.
My parents and I will be getting a call/letter with an appointment on it soon, and they'll talk to my psychiatrist to confirm the diagnosis. Pills come shortly after that and therapy is something I can ask for if I feel I need it.
Well, I'll be here being amicable while you figure that out.
It's possible that you have terrible taste in men?
Do you think you'll need it?
It could be worse; I could be in ponychan.
We have been through this at least three times before over the past couple of years. I do not truly hold any contempt for her; I like to poke back.
What makes you say so?
Not sure. Probably not. I'll still have fortnightly meetings with my nurse so I guess I'll talk about it with him first.
Ah, yes, that would be shit. Well it's nice to see you in any case.
Me, Ioco. Maybe Georgie over there.
The funniest part of this image is that she has a little bra for her balls.
How are you this morning?
I dunno. I think everyone has their merits.
the art of kiwi
@Garbage Can Lid
Understandable, she is feisty.
You have a fun sense of humour and Loco is unwaveringly loyal.
What are you high on?
I wanna try meth cuz Tsushi said it's a the best
I'm shiggy digging this one.
he's steering you down the wrong road.
Why is your name "Kiwi"? That's silly
i killed the thread
i didn't mean to
I think you are.
Can't wait to see the GOP debate!
If you say so.
I'm heading out, try not to stay up too late, okay Chii?
maybe. I can stop capping after this ep and go to bed.
What a shame.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
Oh. But I can't stand you.
Show me the memes.
Who are these semen demons?
kiwi is worst berry
it hurts my mouth... i think I'm allergic to it or something
it's an alkaline fruit
also it fucking sucks
But I really like kiwis.
go fuck yourself
I'm not sure what you mean by that, but I refuse.
Nully, gimme a hug.
why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent
I still remember the last words my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket
He said: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Birds don't pee.
That's fucked up
Flying creatures then
New vans have arrived
Boom! Its a good day.
reptiles don't pee either though
they conserve all their waste inside their body inside of a freaky 'shit-pouch'
W-what happens then
well they're cold blooded
so they need to conserve water to regulate their own temperature
I can't explain why, but instead of pissing their water out, they keep as much of it inside their body as possible
and the bit that comes out comes out as a spray of disgusting shit/piss paste
May I have one please?
Why do you want one anyway?
Uhm.. no raisin.
...Riigghht. Then why did you ask for one in the first place.
Well, my point still stands that I'm not giving one.
*hugs you anyway*
I am mildly annoyed at this.
archives was found in a shallow grave 2 weeks later
only slightly rotted
hows my muu this morning?
If I were any more annoyed you'd enjoy it.
Something like that.
Whose butts is that?
some guy on u18chan
But I like it here.
There's a place like this for you in heaven.
Or hell. I'm not sure.
Does the u stand for under?
@Garbage Can Lid
no, place is named after a boat or something
Hmm... if you say so.
Butts master taste.
Damn, when did I save this cutie?
I'd never accuse you of anything qt
except for being a faggot
Stop flirting with Null.
He is married to Desu already.
xD i get it
bcuz its edgy
rofl mom is so proud
You're married to Desu, Murder.
Is that a Silent Hill nurse? They're fucking hot, man.
The cool edgy kids use rifk now.
Get with the times.
Oh, right, how could I forget?
Right? I always see some ladies dressed up as them around Halloween for the zombie walk here, makes my whole month.
Aren't Murder and Desu the same person, though?
I think it's the sexy outfit. And the sex noises. And the fact they've got none of the human traits I don't like.
Not at all. They are the most coolest and edgiest.
they probably are
It think it has something to do with rape and the fact that they're nurses who are much more upfront about wanting to kill you in order to achieve orgasm.
Yeah, I honestly think so. Desu is Murder's more flirtatious/"kawaii" side, and when he occasionally gets depressed he posts as Murder.
If that's true, it'd line up with his narcissism that he seems to have. What with Desu constantly saying he loves Murder and etc.
unraveling the conspiracy
for the love of christ
we should've seen this sooner
We could've prevented a whole lot a faggotry.
Looks like it's too late, though.
fucking god damn it
Desu is totally Murder
Naahhh, it's a semi-baseless conjecture.
We'd need some more proof before it actually starts adding up.
But it totally will.
Just you wait.
Desu is murder.
I will stand by this belief until sufficient proof otherwise is provided.
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Getting a bit excited there.
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I think it's a combination of all these things.
They're hotter than hot, basically.
That'd be the way to go.
Murdered in a swarm of Silent Hill nurses.
It's just so damn unlikely.
assuming Desu were a real person, the overly clingy parasite he is, Murder seems like he would be the worst choice when looking for a person to attach himself to
literally the worst
Especially when Murder openly admits to indulging Desu because "He buys me stuff sometimes".
if Desu were real he would fawn over literally anyone else
Pffff, obviously you weren't prepared enough for when I BLEW YOUR MIND!
in the back of my mind
I considered it a possibility
But I needed you to open my eyes
blow the lid off this whole scheme
god damn, I didn't think it was possible, but murder is an even bigger cockgobbling faggot now.
Of course he is, he's Desu, after all.
I did a quick doodle of a Silent Hill dickgirl nurse for /d/ once.
I deleted it.
I am Desu
And nothing of value was lost.
I should draw one today.
Your cock has more girth.
Loco is now a cock expert
anyone wishing to be Desu
To be honest, I wouldn't want to be him.
I wish you were. I'd get more hugs.
You do it first!
Hey was that drawing you were doing yesterday a dickgirl?
That is not a good reason to wish that I were someone I am not.
Any of these things will result in a ban:
Unspoilered porn dumps (one vanilla pic is fine, grotesque or repeated pics must be spoilered)
Th-this thread is breaking the r-rules!!! >///<;
No it's non sexual. Why would I be drawing porn.
I'm having difficulty with it.
With drawing porn?
Shut the fuck up.
Was this it?
K-Kill yourself :3
It's weird cuz I looked at the frontpage and this isn't even a sfw board
How weird, I p-posted right before I came to post g-good morning~ ^^'
With drawing your thing. It's hard.
But no seriously drawing in general. It's stress.
I'm coming to visit you.
Are you drawing my dick in Harley's New 52 costume?
Hey Orion look I'm British now
How scary is that.
You can't put shorts on a penis. It would need legs.
Mhmm, but there's still rules ^^
Why would I do what you tell me to do? o.o
I have no idea who you are >.>
I'm out of town :3
Not very @_@
Should I trust your judgmen though
B-but even weirder, I'm trying to talk to myself... ._.
Look at their posts and tell me straight to my face that they're not a huge cocksucking faggot.
LOOK at this kid!
I am a serious artist.
Welcome to Britain land (even if only virtually) :3
I hope you have a wonderful stay~
What's bringing you here? ^^
You're not making any sense D:
Did I hurt your feelings? Gomen :x
Please, babe. Please draw my disembodied dick in a Harley costume.
I'll draw them. Can I put the pig-tail wig on the tip?
Looks like a joke
You say that, but then you realize they actually like sucking dick.
Food for thought, really.
You'll find out.
It's a surprise.
I thought you lived in Spain? o.o
Why did you move~?
I don't like surprises >:
This food for thought is Mcdonalds
I wanted Wendys
Oh? That's a shame...
I know I do.
Why is this Null person so mean ;~;
desktop for whoever requested it before i nipped out
excuse the mess
Don't be picky and eat what is given to you.
Your mother should have taught you that.
I don't like people who act like anime-weeb stuttering sugoi fuckwads.
As long as it involved entertaining things, I guess it'll be okay~
Well, I guess you could say that.
It sure seems to be the subject of a lot of entertainment!
But when I eat Wendys I like to pretend the fries were ocean creatures because of the sea salt
You are not fostering a healthy imagination with this transgression
Don't play with your food, is what I have to say with that.
Also you're not a little kid anymore, so you should know better than to be picky.
@Garbage Can Lid
I have to find work and stuff
How about you?
Aww, that's a shame >:
Good thing I'm not acting :3
But either way, I have seniority over you so you're basically onii-chan ^//^
Will it be entertaining for me~?
Keeping in mind that I'm a normal person, not some devious sociopath :3
tfw still picky
Some things you just can't outgrow
just got up really, just gonna chill for the day
yeah, makes 2 of us
E-eh? But that's not true at all. :3
Being a faggot for a long amount of time simply makes you an aged faggot, not higher up than me.
I'd be less hostile towards you if you left the emoticons out of your quibble and use your words to articulate your feelings.
I was non-picky ever since I was born, apparently.
There is a slight chance that this might change into adult-hood.
I could get super snooty with food, then.
I used to go out to restaurants quite a bit but I would always get the same things
I should tried more diff foods
You really should, you'll probably find something you really love.
I yearn for class stratification, snobbishness, social coldness, bad weather, horrible, disgusting, unhealthy food and expensive day-to-day living.
What should I eat
Do you enjoy sea food?
It looks just like I imagined it would!
But either way, I have seniority over you so you're basically onii-chan
I use words I don't understand to be cute