♥ OFFICIAL SCOOTALOOO THREAD ♥
♥ OFFICIAL SCOOTALOOO THREAD ♥
And how do you expect me to do that?~~
I feel like I understand a bit better, but I'm also still filled with questions... maybe I should try and wrap my head around this when I'm more awake
i AM A SUPPORT WORKER. sOCIAL CARE MY JAM.
scoot is cute
What will you do without the powertrip?
Will you fall in a downward spiral of depression like Luka?
@Garbage Can Lid
I will put on "Let's Get It On" as make sweet, sweet lovin' to those
tender experienced 11 400 year old girls.
Anyway you can think to please.
In fact, yeah, good plan
aska a shit
Thats more stalking.
Scootalooo threads are objectively the best.
This is getting gross.
said one person ever
He had a phase where he thought he was in some Victorian Era RP chat at all times.
Peanut butter and jelly.
I feel bad for not adding Welma on fb
but I'm paranoid as fuck.
hair anywhere that isnt on head is gross
so what did you do today hairy man
what kind of stuff do you do with this job then?
Seriously though, I was doing something and totally forgot because of that shit.
Fucking do it?
I'm surprised people are still even reserved here.
Only reason I haven't added anyone is cause I don't even have that shit.
Adminster medication, make sure rights are observed. basically be a badasss sociall warrior.
I am too drunk to handle anything atm.
I'll add him next week.
I taught my kids
went to the park with them
had an amazon fall on my leg
do you like it?
how's the pay
also does this mean you work for the government?
I'm drawing at the moment.
that's an important distinction.
We dont work directly for government but we are effected by their shit.
Pay is great for the sector.
b-but I have no grils to fite
do you mean a snake?
an amazon isn't a type of animal
no crazy benefits then?
ur mom's panties' government
Why does it have to be girls?
an amazon meaning a huge female child
11 years old
we get discounts like cray in the pharma industry.
Desu. I am your master now.
I don't think scoots wants to fuck mothers
but if he did
we'd all have an extra sibling
extra siblings are a given
You are mine.
Add everyone else too, fuck it.
you should be able to take her
come on grim, step it up senpai
oh so that fuels your drug habits then~?
:3 just teaaaasing~ ............hopefully
says moogs fuccboi
She reminds me of Ariel.
you don't want a brother?
don't be like that.
Moogs couldn't even top Kamuu if he tried.
I havent done jhard drugs for 5 months baka!
But it supports other facets of mein life ja ja.
I don't think Ariel is into Beat 'em ups though.
Desu. What is your steam. You punk.
Grim, I think you shouldn't hang around children anymore.
I think it's like butt pancakes or something
My kids fucking love me.
not even close
EVEN THE ONES THAT ARENT IN MY CLASS LOVE ME
I wouldnt want to try.
It was just the smile.
But Kamuu is a manly man.
Not my fault your pseudo transition ass can't catch my attention.
Or whatever it is you are.
My boss said I was a natural, even.
Grim will own a windowless van within a month, calling it now
I'm fine. I never engage physical contact.
On the real, Grim said that back in his country dudes marry kids all the time.
You're more into spooky games, I think
EXCEPT FOR AMAZONS
your master is weak. I am not.
I just wish my kids would stop hurting their self.
I treat my bitches right,
I DIDNT FALL ON HER
SHE FELL ON ME
Even if you put bubble wrap over them, they will find a way to hurt themselves.
@Garbage Can Lid
YOU LET IT HAPPEN.
I tripped and fell into her I swear it wasn't rape
do you know how fucking brutal tireswings are?
I had no idea.
nnnnn This is truth. I am sure they know.
"My dick fell into her when I tripped."
GUYS HELP, I WAS INVITED INTO ALICE CHAT.
They hit you so hard you ended up on a loli.
Is what you'll say in court.
WHO CHANGED MY PICTURE!
bb i yo master. no master lewds
I had 7 witnesses.
Tell Alice I said hi
yo I need more picslike this
w-who said you were?!
I give that rule a 0 second lifespan.
Your old master gave me yo rights.
this weekend I could hardcore...... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(18:46:39) Satori: Say hi back(?)
(18:46:41) Dean: never ever
(18:46:47) Jan: Dean you're not ugly tho
(18:46:50) [Busy]:Kermit: Kon: Satori is alice
I think I did it.
I've made a horrible mistake
You bought an automatic car?
Then Kon was banned
Who did you say I was? Also Satori is a shit name, tell him to change it
That was your parents.
only for gushing blood/bruises/broken bones/severe allergic reactions.
I did what now?
Kermit hit me up out of nowhere.
Thats pretty cool, mine is Ariel.
I wouldn't mind a Akasuki badge holder though.
You posted stuff from there here, totally gonna get you in trouble with them now.
Said you was Colbs.
Dudes trying to take my fucking parking space, gg.
3rd ones a tokyo ghoul
Iunno if he knows that name
Yeah stuff like that keeps happening here.
One kids just swam right into the side of the pool in a swim test because he "Wasn't watching where he was going" and it like busted open his nose.
He was like 17
gg Kon, it was nice
Tokyo ghoul is a shit though.
GG Guys, no re.
-stares up at the top of the fridge with an awed look, seeing the cookie jar stashed away high.-
only watched the first season
I think it was p ok
Its true though, neat concept, looks good, but its a shit anime.
Yo, Kermit gets around, man.
CAN'T POST LOGS CAUSE RIP, BUT DAAAMN
who wants bath pics?
*offers ginger biscuits*
Song with a colour in it:
Song with a number in it:
Driving on the highway:
Midnight drive song:
Songs you listen to while exercising:
Songs that make you dance:
Song that makes you happy:
Song that makes you sad:
Song that reminds you of your childhood:
Song that describes you:
Song you’ll never get tired of:
POST SINK, QT
The manga is ALWAYS better though.
-wraps the biscuits in a handkerchief and pushes one of the kitchen chairs up to the fridge. They will be good provisions for the long climb ahead.-
I was right?
I was only joking.
i have only bathtub
My cousin just adopted a kitten and named it qt.
NGE and SNK are other truths
But... I know bb
Elma. I love you. LOUISVUITTONS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!
*gently brings the biscuit jar down to the surface so you can get it easily*
She mine grim. Fuck off.
I thought you were Scoot and I almost ignored you :^)
I will legit get you a pair by like.... xmas new year. FUCK IT.
Hmmm, no mentions of murder this thread... Disappointing
what is this, 4chan?
DESU IS MINE
I poster her before you did.
*licks your cheek*
Not you IN the tub, you sicko.
tough shit, youll get what your given
Nice edit slag
This is fucking garbage, fuck this.
If he keeps neglecting to take pics, I'll go over there and take some for you.
who are you again?
What's up with you grim?
and in pain
You can have Touka if you delete yo Mikasa.
-clings to the door of the fridge as it swings open, watching you take the cookie jar-
-is damp and stranded on the door of the fridge-
I've told you like three times now.
can we start using the word 'scrote'?
balls in yo court.
fuck off, cancer
CONGRATS TO ALICE FOR MAKING TOP MOD ON /2HU/
balls in my sack
leave tea guy alone
lol nah, don't. Get yourself something nice^^
mhmmmmmmmmmm we can play this gaem
*opens the lid and lets you take as many as you want before popping off to bed*
and youre not using a name i recognise
lemme get you something nice for xmas tho. Eeeesh. I know you want them louis'
all thread RPers should be banned 6 life
This is pretty cool.
WARNING ITS A MOBA
love u too babe
What do you want for crimbas?
Howdy Grom. How was your day? Why are you in pain?
thanks for the warning
i almost died
thanks for spoilering
I like Darius's new kit way better.
an amazoness loli fell on my leg.
It was a satisfying day nevertheless.
What is causing your ails
I want happiness, An abstract concept. I would love a bottle of booze :3
Grim, major respect.
Not to mention the 100% xp rate in a duo lane.
giving me touka rights.
-shrinks back and holds out a cookie- <3?
-waves good night to you with an arm full of the cookies- <3
I don't give a fuck if we post the same girl.
emotional because im a raging faggot
dont worry about it
what's up with you?
lol what an interesting way to put it. Sounds p good.
If we can figure out a way to do it I'll buy you a nice bottle for crimbas.
post picture of cookie with a "for grim" on it.
then you have my permission to die
HHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GRIM SO SALT.
I went on a tireswing for the first time in my life too.
It felt worse than a rollercoaster.
How you been.
I'm the expert on emotions you should know
Idk if I should go to work tomorrow
She blows anyway
So do you.
Do you get motion sick or something? Rollercoasters are wicked fun!
Had a good day today, thanks for asking^^
Nigga can't even post a bath tub right though.
Fk the meta.
The kids laughed at the look of terror on my face.
Alright, we're done here.
-blows on you-
ITS FUCKING LIMES, QT.
Yeah the tip is pretty shiny tbh
Well that's too bad.
I mean, they're awesome but half the time not worth the lines, so you're not missing out on too much.
One of my kids was slapping the back of people's necks screaming "WATAMALONE WATAMALONE"
I love to go on big coasters though.
adrenaline rush 2good.
-swifts closer and hugs you tightly- why are you always starting fights with these... lesser beings?
That's call open neck!
You ever been to Cedar Point out in Ohio? That's where all the super rad ones are. Plus they have t-shirts that say "I <3 CP" I rogl e'rry tiem. Wish I bought one.
hows it goin?
You never answered my question Blood chan. Did you delete me in steam again?
Oh shit, you still come here?
Fiiine, I'll stop
I'm currently just listening to edgy bands I liked in middle school.
Very rarely, but its nice to know I have a place here.
Nice, im listening to weaboo crap as I play eve, so probably not much better
I'm not BC, I was only kidding... and BC never deleted you cuz she loves you
-shows you pictures of kitties-
Shut up, Blood-chan
Okay fine, "not BC" tell her I miss her anyway.
What are you doing with your time these days?
BC is not even in this thread
I stabbed her in the heart 20 times
imagine you got me a shirt like that
I did not miss this
Woah that is fucking shameful.
Maybe next time I go^^
I hate how you know exactly how to attack me
You don't miss what?
bet you $20 that i would die on my flight
Przyszedłem tutaj jebac dziwki.
A dostałem to.
Parents of a little girl have to go to do some important meetings
You can't find any good job, so you have become a babysitter
You need to take care of a 6 year old girl
Lurking lolis since 2007
You got boner even when watching real small children
"Anon, would you come with me to the bathroom and help me washing me up?"
What to do
When will you see her naked you gonna get a boner
Enter the bathroom
"Anon, please help me undress myself."
You are unressing little girl
Penis slowly begins to raise
You undressed 6-year-old girl
From the pants something big is sticking out
"Anon, what are you hiding from me in your pants?"
"A-ah.. N-nothing, It's just…"
"Show me user, I would like to know."
You know that she will not forgive
Penis still will have feint
You are slowly unbuttoning your split
Suddenly penis flew out
Girl with a face like she saw a dick for the first time
She slowly comes closer to your dick
"Don't be afraid, it won't hurt"
You take her hand and touch with it your penis
She slowly begins to rub your dick with her little hand
You feel like you are in heaven
Finally someone other than you is playing with your penis
You urge her to take your dick in her mouth
"I-I can try…"
She Slowly stick your dick into her lips
You feel like your penis is heated very fast
Little girl slowly begins to suck your dick
Doing it faster and faster
You slowly come to an erection
"W-what happened user?"
"You know, maybe you will take a bath firstly…"
"Ah! You're right!"
She laughed and stepped into the tub
You started to wash her
You're washing her hands, mouths, belly and back
You still need to wash her down side of her body
Przyszedłem tutaj jebac dziwki.
requesting a knife in my throat
You washed her her legs and feet
Well, good that you don't have a foot fetish, you fucking sodomite
You get to the perineum
You see a small, narrow, not hairy vagina and tiny rectum
You try to touch her vagina with your hand
"A-anon! What are you doing!?"
You calmed her
"Relax, nothing bad will happen to you"
She calmed down
I think she came to the conclusion that in your hands she is safe
But is she sure?
Is she really sure that she is safe in your hands?
Of course not. Because it's already evidence of rape.
You continue to touch her cunt
She begins to slowly moan
You still continue
Suddenly you accede to lick her vagina.
She moans more
You realize that you should proceed to further action
You get up, take the girl out of the tub
You wash her, but does not impose any clothes on her
You take her to bed
You lay her on the bed
"Shhhh, everything will be fine."
You slowly put your penis in her small pussy
You feel like concave is her cunt
You still don't give a fuck avout that
You don't want to be a virgin anymore
She begins to moan more
Moaning turned into a shouting
You covered her mouth with your hand so that no one heard her screams
You proceed to rape
You slowly move up and down
You feel at the same time soothing feelings of your penis that is moving in her tight vagina
You begin to move increasingly faster
You are already at the final stage of erection
You came and threw your sperm inside her vagina
You take your penis out from her vagina and order to her to lick it up
She licks it, removing remnants of sperm from your glans
You take her on your back again
You're going to the bathroom, where are your clothes
You dress her, and yourself
You both are going to eat at the kitchen
Girl is silent like she wanted to forget about what happened
"Hey, don't say anything about what happened here for your parents, okay?"
Little girl smiled and nodded her head up and down.
-squeaks in terror. Heard nibbling out ont he back porch and ran out to chase off the "raccoon...only to find it was a skunk- X___X
*~* nnnnhhggh D:
i'm not even worth $20 to you..?
Humans truly are feeble and disgusting creatures. It's sad how people long for useless stuff like "love" and "companionship". What are they good for? Absolutely nothing. These "distractions" as I like to call them, hold us back from our true potential. If we ignored our social or sexual urges, we could spend more time honing our intellect and helping advance our world beyond what we are now, which is nothing but mindless sheep.
I didn't even give it a chance.
okay i wasn't sure
who the hell are you and what are you about?
Yo, Alice chat is just a bunch of hardcore D&D'ers that made their characters so realistic they didn't realize the game ended.
Ja jebie dlaczego mi tu kurwa pierdolisz o jakiś bezsensach? Fakt faktem, ludzie to dziwne i zjebane kreatury stworzone przez kurwa jebanego jezusa czy kurwa wszechświat. Wolałbym kurwa byc wilkiem i krzyczec cały pierdolony czas "awwoo~" niż kurwa byc tym jebanym homo-sapiensem ,żyjącym tylko te jebane 100 nędznych lat na tej chujowej planecie.
Something like that, anyway.
Charisma stat 2 strong
I am actually him but shh.
i don't want you to go
-Shakes under the blanket...its was so scary, and so cute-
Working. Lots and lots of working. Though, the people in this thread will tell you I shitpost all day long. I really need to find my imposter
you got me
what's with the weird posts?
I don't know polish and google translate doesnt either.
I don't know polish and google translate doesnt either.
Check that, naukowcu.
Then my answer is pointless and meaningless, move away.
Which ones? I just posted a neat pedo greentext. :^)
Fucking Ariel... oh my fucking god....
-vanishes for the rest of the week-
not any time soon though right?
ahhgg all your links
i have that downloaded at home i'll check it out when i get back tomorrow
had to pee
;-; bye hikari
SHITTY MUSIC CRITIC REPORTED TO YOUR SUPERVISOR
Nothing wrong with having a guilty pleasure about shitposting.
You should make some tea, that would make you feel better, go bug Tsuki I find your interactions with him amusing.
and foreign language too?? ahhh it burns
you'd leave without saying goodbye? ,_,
Wait I need to shave my body first. Maybe other day. :^D
Srpski jezik je dobro previše koristi.
o.o -peeks out from under the blanket holding a skunk toy-
these posts are so much work it ridiculous
m&s is great
please don't leave me without warning... that's scary.
nezi worst poster 2015
For now I can only give you some old photos of me, if you are interested, of course.
кек. Iskreno, srpski jezik je prilično teško da uče.
Oh yeah just coming off their first grammy and already struggling to maintain relevance so what do they do? Make an alt rock album, brilliant.
The most accessible 'folk' in existence. They were at the forefront of "we say we're indie but we're not"
i'm just not even trying to do anything with these posts at this point. phone posting sucks.
i'm just busting your balls, dude
Here it comes, Moogie.
@Garbage Can Lid
I feel you, okay I'm gonna stop posting in other languages, sorry naukowcu.
pretty much woman wearing to much makeup and are half decent at best cut your hair and chat at you
not sure if all barbers are like that or not
ALL FOLK IS SHIT, WEABOO FOR LIFE
Yes, truely Japan has a superior culture.
Nothing good, nothing bad, naukowcu. Just enjoying those free days. Was at the lake in this weekend. Was pretty fun. I rode with my friend with a boat at the center of the lake and then he threw me out from the boat, had to swimmed to the coast, kek. Although everything was okay.
Didn't know that you have feet fetish.
I'm the kind of person that gets a little upset if someone messes up my hair.
I probably wouldn't go back if they did.
This kills the Ban.
I don't. I assumed you wanted a positive response.
It's already 5 am, fuck me.
-Skunks around the room and makes growling sounds at the potted plant-
Nah every response, good or bad is okay with me. Better judge the person than telling to him/her some lies.
You could tell me the reasons and we wouldn't have this issue.
Because he met Desert irl.
Lets see the goods though.
W-wait, what do you actually mean?
I'm rolling on the ruse cruse
Whatever is between your legs.
i hate dark souls
G-get on steam. Nau.
I... I see.
cheer me up amigos
What's in it for me?
No, come back.
What did I even do?
No suffering to report here chief.
Enjoy your night.
I don't know anything about the guy so I can't really hound him like you do.
Sorry for leaving without saying anything Saturday night by the way. Accidentally fell asleep.
Yeah, good that my dad's friend was in happy mood so he didn't kill my friend for that.
You are actually a good person though I don't kno you this much. :^D
Oh, because you are 19 now, of course.
it makes me anxious
yeah murder might have ruined the whole trip...
I posted a screencap the other day that somewhat summarizes what he is all about.
I supposed that was the case. No need to worry about it. It was very late, after all.
Use your words.
I p-probably shouldn't
Do it anyway.
Desu...im broken. I cant date you.
IT'S THE NEW-
he can suck your cock still.
Yo, Grim's people fucking mob like ants.
Like, if you see one, there's like 30 more around the corner.
Is it Ramadan right now?
It's always jihad
We should just post in the thread he made like we don't care, kek.
unless he did something to it.
on the real tho he's totally obliterating us right now
tfw it looks like she's shitting from her vagina onto his tiny dick.
working link pls
actually i guess i can make my own
...guess it doesn't work that way like on the other place. well, shit.
ayy lmao she shittin on his dick from her vagina.