♥Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
NEW AND IMPROVED FORMULA Edition
♥Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
NEW AND IMPROVED FORMULA Edition
Not me, though.
POPUILATION - (you)
How terribly tyrannical.
That isn't how you spell "Glorious Socialist Worker's Programme for Global Regenetrative Equality".
Oh! Look at all those liberating adjectives! Never mind, carry on, you treat your people well.
The people love the liberation of mind and soul.
I WILL SAVE YOU JENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Implying Glorious Communism goes hand in hand with Facism
Communism or NOTHINGism.
where the rest o the shitposters at?
I'm just thoroughly checking my history, don't mind me.
For lewd incriminations.
Pretty much, yes.
mad max was alright
And no fucking Italians.
Fasci go to hell.
Thank your Capitalist masters for giving you the choice between slavery, prostitution, and unemployment.
Wage cucks enjoy NONE of the fruits of your labour. That is for the fatcats.
But Comrade Scoots, they have the freedom to never enjoy them.
What is enjoyment? But the gluttony of the mind. Gluttony leads to capitalism. Capitalism leads to corruption. Corruption leads to death.
Oh, I dunno, I'm feeling £100 extra a month better off.
Please calm yourself, sir.
You are making a scene.
THIS AIN'T A SCENE ITS A GOD DAMN SHITPOSTING RACE
Arms races may be better.
White race superior.
Is that how gingers get through life~?
I can confirm that this is not.
Yeah, but you're a cute ginger and Scoots isn't.
It is merely what I do.
And it's true.
I disagree. Heavily.
This doesn't make your cuteness any less true.
red heads fucking disgusting!
|Rolled 4 (1d20)|
Roll confirms non-cuteness.
ur fucking disgusting~
How's life, Scoots?
Grim was calling me Doots a couple of days ago.
You see, it was actually intended to confirm my cuteness. But it failed.
You can't dig yourself out of this hole.
Even the dice know you are cute.
THE DICE ARE RIGGED AND STUPID.
Null seems breddy tsundere sub
relying on dice to validate your opinion
insulting them when they don't roll in your favour
I wonder why they roll against you!
Grim needs to check his shit. Just doing some tidying before grabbing another drink.
How are you?
I didn't choose the Doot life.
Yeah, doing alright, thanks.
Got yet another murrican visitor at work for 2 weeks.
woo free lunches
Free is always dabes yo.
Especially when it's at London restaurants.
May as well be all you can eat.
tuesdays are slow
At work and at home.
Time for another beer.
Loco is currently being gagged, please leave a message.
Admiral Smiles reporting for duty!
Nobody even summoned you
Grim. Koalas are worst marsupial.
I dont have any other pictures on this computer.
I hate this country's leaders right now.
Goog. Good. That is a good goyim.
Howdy ma'am, feeling better?
You can't touch my serious bank, you pinko.
Don't get me wrong
Amerika is great
capitalism is awesome
but we need bernie
Who here plays World of Warships?
The current leadership is more concerned with infighting than actually getting things done.
I dislike it also.
Yep, heading back to work tomorrow.
That's a great game.
My break just ended
kinda wanna stretch it though
so drained today
Who you voting for?
SCANNER! NO! BAD!
The fuck is a bernie?
Healthy smiles makes smiles for miles and miles and... er, miles.
Gotta make that bank.
That highly regulated bank that is owned by the state and not by private fatcats for the betterment of themselves alone.
I don't leave messages that aren't written in corpses.
I can hand you his corpse to scribble on, if you'd like.
Don't know yet.
I don't feel researched enough to cast a vote for any particular candidate right now.
It is fucking awesome.
Fuck those cunts who want lower prices for shit.
Communism ain't gonna get me my games.
tfw you are just a prostitute to gaben. A whore to the consumer lifestyle. Hooked, as if on heroin.
tfw there is no hope for you
tfw yo too much into matrix poon
Scan-chan, pls. WAKE UP INSIDE!
Hopefully we turn towards the future instead of bullshit bickering
anyway I'll see you later
the children need me
tfw off with the rice fields with you
tfw I may be locked in a soulless consumer orgy, I'm not locked in a gulag
tfw that I have so much choice in matrix poon, I can't decide
No ty Scoots, I prefer chizburger to beet.
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
Pop Pop Pop watching Uncle Ben drop!
DOn't you dare diss me, you motherfucker, who the fuck do you think you are? You stalin? Lenin? Breznev? NO! You are just a weak, pathetic capitalist pigboy.
You think your shiney trinkets matter? You think there shiney shiney makes you important?
"LOOK AT ME!!! I am scanner! I have shiney shiney things that I worked a year to get! look how good I am" - You being a capitalist cuckbitch.
Fuccboi you better step back before I gulag yo nads. Siberian leg sweep!
Fucking amateur. You don't even get class warfare, you get glassware in your face. Bottled.
Oh jesus Scoots pls I'm dying.
Can't even compete with that, you win.
I am not sure how to react to that reaction image.
ghost grill best grill
That is disturbing scanner san
I was gonna post a lot of err... monstergirls, but fell down to the floor to rest and pet cats.
Why is thred ded?
You killed it!
Killed it dead!
Loco an shit.
WELCOME TO HELL
And you all got first row seats.
tfw this thread.
Suck my diiiick.
@Garbage Can Lid
but you drink from bowls weirdo
It was OUR privilege.
And you're an alcoholic.
He is so in your face gay. Not sure of it is endearing or punch worthy.
Don't you hear what he's saying?
Yes. I am just making a statement about their presentation style.
I get it, I am supposed to feel guilty as I am a slave owner by proxy.
One look at that faggot and I already know I don't like him.
White people do not have empathy
You're also a undeveloped cro magnon who hardly has the title of being called human.
Oh and stop stealing their shit like "Modern Medicine" and "Industrialization".
Well I think it's safe to say he doesn't like you either lol
Better not be.
who said that?
There's times in the black American community where we all come together and say "we need to do better"
This is not one of those times
AYYY GURL! THAT BLACK MEDICINE Y'ALL!
Like for real though, HE IS A RACIST.
I mean, you do get drunk and do those lewd things.
Whenever I'm feeling dumber than normal; I watch him to remind myself I'm better than some still.
HOW'S THAT IMPERIALISTIC MILITARY, GURL~?!?!?!
got through ten seconds
Not sure what you're talking about
He reminds me of Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element.
He's a faggot and a nigger. I'd be more upset if he didn't hate me.
Everyone else probably does, so no need to concern yourself with these details.
hi desu how are you today?
Ayyyy guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl! Like seriously, cringeville.
white ppl dun be in murrica cuz yo white
am onli hear cuz white priv
do anything fun today?
You're... kinda right.
I honestly agree with you completely.
It's like I'm watching every failure of the education system manifesting itself into a real person.
This is why you dont give loyd's people education. Its a waste.
So how's the good Miss Smiles today?
I like his hair too
Tell me what words go through your head when you listen to this man
aww cute tell me about your cat!
i just woke up and started threading immediately... ;-;
It's not even a month old and was a stray that lived in my backyard but the neighbors called animal control so his 3 siblings and mom got killed so we trapped him and are getting him fixed and making him a pet. He's still kinda scared so he's not too playful but he likes my other cat
What did you name him?
you'll bully me if I tell you
I hope it's just a troll account
Smiles is fine, I got that new "World of Warships" game.
I'm an excitable Admiral that controls a Cruiser now.
Confusion and lots of "what"
I will do that regardless.
that's so nice... ;~; that's really great. i hope he can adjust soon so he can play lots and get lots of pets.
Sounds like a whole lot of fun to me.
Cat is named Darwin
Like we all hope Trump aint gonna win the election.
his name is boots because he has a brown body but white feet
He really likes playing with other cats but he's still scared of us because we only trapped him a few days ago but he's loosening up
Uneasy feels on commuter traffics
You wouldn't stab a fiddy year old woman
so why be a fuccboi
Being a fuccboi is a criminal offense.
He's blind and hateful, and he probably took african american studies at a shit community college.
Are you still sick?
I'm not you
n-no thanks I don't want you to mock me
he's still young so he can still get used to a new living situation.
i don't know what else to say. i just think doing that's... really cool.
Make sure to properly discipline him.
For real tho, what to do with all theese heroins exde
Not snorting all the heroin.
god damn it
Caspers my name, syringes is my game
That remains to be seen, and since when is this about what you want?
He will be duly educated.
Those hands are foots tho!
For serious though smiles. The South Will Rise Again when?
Take a close look
I meant feet, but i stand by what i said otherwise
Ayyyy bb gurl y'all dun need to be all like that!
That feel when Smiles-senpai won't notice me
they look just like hands to me
Make sure you sleep well so you're not dead tomorrow
Too long man
They're definitely feet, yo.
Amy gets me
See the lump? Look at your hand, if that pic is hand lump is knuckles, and fingers are superfreak
Looks like a bud brownie
Is it hash? If so how many fucking crowns did you throw in for that badboy?
that's where the thumb connects and it's folding behind the hands out of site
You know what you're doing
Stop posting mai waifu Desu
It makes me want to fuck you
Dude, that thing is clearly not meant to be a normal person. They're feet-hands. dwi
3000 of my krowns, my mazuma money worth of it, split with my coworker tho so they get their piece tomorrow
Thats not how hands work
Kind of wish Soto still ends up fired.
w/e man you don't know
Wai you gotta be so rude!?
It's hands. Lay off the crack.
You should also come online so I can literally bother you with nonsense.
When the arguments bust you're not supposed to flip the opposition off
Nothing overly sordid.
but you're wrong
I'm not tho
Unemployed Soto is a downward spiral like no one has ever seen.
He needs the job so he doesn't go batshit.
Why do you have a kike name for now?
That's exactly the reason I want to see it.
It'd be amusing.
yea u are tho
hmph... how did you sleep
Marginally better than the past few days. You may have helped.
Well either Casper and I are right or the artist has serious hand-eye co-ordination issues.
I'm glad I could be of help.. It must have been me saying to lay off the caffeine, I'm glad you took my advice
It has the potential for that, but I'd rather see him do well.
Desu pls stop
I don't know. Just the way a lot of the people here talk and either exaggerate dependency issues or if they're truly at the levels the say, then it's pretty easy to see how at least some will end up homeless and ODing. Desu, Casper, Soto, Fool, 10x, and I'm sure there's others that I'm forgetting. Kind of like Casper at least. He's the typical weird foreigner.
neither of those
neither of those
Only when it is past midnight.
Everything is better after midnight though
i know because i'm looking right at the picture and they're clearly not feet
At least two of those people are beyond repair.
HOW'S THAT AKAME THEY GAVE YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL
coming from the guy who doesn't want to work
Fool and 10x.
My friend's sister is 15 and she's starting to spend her entire day watching anime
Is this how you started too? Should he be worried?
Well, 10x is just an asshat, I don't know about his drug habits
Fool is gone though.
Technically true. I need lunch.
They're clearly feet.
is she cute?
He should watch romance anime with her and get sticky.
What are you gonna have
I COULD YANK OTHER THINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW DAYUM
It's not a matter of want. I simply don't need to work so I don't.
Fool's angst just is so obnoxious. He has that characteristic of "why are you even here" that a few have where they seem to hate talking to people and get so incredibly pissy at anyone even attempting the most guttural form of communication. It's that weird type of person that just is there and simultaneously wants people to like and befriend them but want everyone else to do all the work.
he likes some people...
He just needs to go to Disney World or something.
I'll show her the ways
You should get into the habit
You're going to need to work eventually unless you want to live like Luka
the rothko chapel is his disney world
To Disney World.
I'm sure he'd just spend his whole time there self loathing and brooding as well.
I will get employed when either my situation requires it or whenever the opportunity for internship opens up. Prior to either of those things, I have no reason to add more workload that could be dedicated elsewhere.
Then he should take Test so he can show him the ropes.
DOES TEST EVEN KNOW "FUN" EITHER?
Fool would be so much more likable if he wasnt a hopeless curmudgeon. I hope one day he gets help and smiles.
I'm sure he does.
Community college must be really hard onyou
I got you
He knows only pain.
And whatever else afflicted Napoleon.
Community college is just showing up to class. Why work 30-40 hours a week when your situation doesn't require it? Other than drugs, what even does your disposable income even go to to even warrant working?
YES. THAT WAS THE JOKE.
The whole Napoleon height thing was a meme.
Thank you Casper, I now feel less out of place in this Goyim commune.
I could see how it would have been funny, but internet I guess
He was 5'6" or so which was average height. It was cartoonists that just kept drawing him short.
Youtube you're re-inventing the wheel again
A very boring but fulfilling tuna sandwich.
I could have made you something better
Anything in particular you enjoy preparing?
time for me to go
i have a flight to catch
I just like cooking
I cook for other people not myself
not just eating fast food for every meal
Hello everyone ^^
You would do it constantly for me; I avoid doing it if I can.
Sounds like you're the bitch in the relationship
Stop being a bully, baka.
I'm just bored
Just finished watching a documentary on Japan and how it fucking rekt Britain and Murrica then got their asses handed to them later on and had to surrender
Yo the fucking Emperor wasn't even convicted like all the other army sgts for waging war
I never paid attention in World History in HS so watching this shit was pretty interesting and the video was graphic as fuck too
What's a good movie to watch tonight....
Let The Right One In.
hmph.. am I allowed to stream for you tonight
Pardon the pun but History is the bomb. And yea, the Japanese were rather ferocious to begin with. Their biggest mistake though was not being 100% on Pearl Harbour.
Also being a douchebag and being Hitler's bitch fuccbois wasnt a great idea.
But hindsight is 20/20.
Invest in more history my good boy. As Arnold Schwarzanegro once said "LEARNING IS AAAAAAAAAAIAIFWIOGFOIWGHOGHOUEFH GET OUT!".
The Dark Knight Returns, parts 1 and 2.
good fucking job amy good FUCKING job
What?! WHAT DID I DO?!?!
I was forced to watch all of them by my friends and they all suck
So you fucked an ugly girl, right? Was she grossed out by your cancer dick?
That sounds kinda racist....
Are you sure that's a movie?
I recently saw them ^^
I didn't like them
Ayyy soto, fukken enjoy this shit with me yo.
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART HAIKUUS!!!
Once I get bored with League later, perhaps. Apparently Clockwork likes to watch as well.
@Garbage Can Lid
we can't start posting at the same time like that because they'll know something is up and i'll lose everyone's respect
Hm. The Poltergeist remake?
watch the trial. Is it the best movie every made? yes.
I think you lost everyone's respect when we decided you were the girl in this relationship...
Why not just fucking watch "The Purge" Like you inevitably will you edge so and so.
Why not just fucking watch "The Purge" Like you inevitably will you edge so and so.
can you not just say sub or bottom. we're both boys.
Murrican adaption sucked dick
The Swedish one is better
General MacArthur just walked in and was like "Yo Japan y'all niggas need to chill, so just surrender like the bitches you are and never have an army again"
Some nigga who survived a kamikaze crash still busted out a grenade and blew his shit up
honurabur sudoku 2stronk
Might check out another doc on the Cold War since I ain't got nothing else to do
90% of the time they don't notice since I always start off with missionary and it's hard for the girl to see the dick from that position and I always wear a condom so it hides it even more
you gotta be strategical about hiding cancer bumps
Loco I watched Twin Peaks to the end
I KNOW IT SUUUUCKS
Dd-d-d-d-d-did you j-just call me a bitch?
Nothing is better than the original :/
The trial.... Alright I'll check it out :/
Omg... are you a slut???
Oh! Blo- Err, Hikari! Watch The Purge: Anarchy!
I could, you're right...
did you like it?
even if you didn't, you're a more complete human being now. your scope has been widened. i'm happy for you.
just accept that I have a penis.
Grrr you get bored of league so quick though..
Yea very true
desu doing a luka grrrr
Hey fukken get educate mang!
Educate is fun!
The Purge (2013)
The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
you don't want to be doing that now blood.
I had moments where I considered to stop watching, it got crazy weird. Those moments where Laura Palmers mom had those hallucinations/whatever they were creeped me out.
But Dale Cooper was worth continuing for, him and his damn fine coffee.
Where them japs at tho
A lil bit
Kinda wanna play RE The HD remake i dl'd a couple of days ago but haven't even started
I don't even know what to start with
Highly dependent upon whom I am playing with, but all I can say for the moment is "maybe." I am capricious, so I guarantee nothing.
if a sequel comes out the next year
the filmgoer should steer clear.
Buttfox go back to /aneki/
She's kinda pretty.
I dunno, just like coin toss.
I should probably put something on to drown the silence out. Fukken red stripe a tasty. I am in uni again. FUCKING SCOOT FUEL.
But yea, become an educated gangsta, doushio or whatever.
She's ugly as fuck.
she's one of the most beautiful women on the planet. or was, in the 90s.
the hair. it kills me.
you're a fucking idiot.
She's pretty ugly loco ngl
No, that was a bad picture.
She's "ok" in the other one.
Donna was cute, Shelly though.. And Audrey. Oh dear.
But you think I should?
Stop cussing at each other.
Everybody love everybody.
doesn't have a cock
Yeah I looked again
She's definitely not impressive.
The chick you're posting is rather homely as well.
POSTING A REAL CUTIE
This nigga took a selfie with me while holding up a beer while I was driving
I was like "Yo send me that"
Well that just confirms that you're an idiot.
how do you spell shit taste again
oh yeah it's ==s h i t t a s t e==
eh. it might be important for the new series. pretty boring though, and doesn't really answer any questions.
big eyebrows are cute.
s h i t t a s t e
Loco no grump.
Kinda wanna blast this tune while driving with Lloyd down LA
My car has 2 12's so you already know shits gonna be bumping
You two post ugly chicks like all the time so nobody is surprised
He has feelings.
The Motion would be pretty good too
NIGGA HAVE YOU HEARD HOTLINE BLING
OOOOOOOOOOOOH THAT IS MY SHIT
hey i'm grump
there's only grump
there is only grump.
Loco help pls Lloyd is hurting my feelers.
STOP THE GRUMP.
Or we could listen to some funky anime shit
And drive in the fastlane
tell him that retarded children who've never seen dr strangelove and whose main interests are rap and anime/manga should step the fuck down when they're told to step down.
Are you playing league now?
I don't want to be mean
But this is the way it was built
Um... children who've never seen that movie with the legs and who like rap and chinky cartoons should not beef with other people.
You are making me sad. Please stop.
Desu wanna play leeg with me?
How's DooT today?
Being responsible first.
Don't try it, Loco
I will make you cry into Amy's ass cheeks like you're supposed to be doing at this hour.
Please don't try it.
now cut your palm and say
ot bubezleeb krad drol ew reffo ruo ecnesse
delaes si eht kcalb tnanevoc
Watching my beloved community burn and die.
Fills me with Wai.
Pussies don't have tongues
So pussies can't talk
I don't like cutting my hands.
Oh, the usual, drawing Mistah J.
time to kidnap some hookers then i guess.
This is already a much better idea.
When I'm done I will. Just got a few bits here and there to do~
I'm only bullying you because you were ignoring me earlier
The question now is.
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy sounds good to me.
i sometimes wonder if it's wrong to kidnap and murder women.
I do my best
I described it the other day as [REDACTED].
Was gonna go clothe sshopping tomorrow.
Just bought that shit online, next day delivery. JEJ getting wasted time.
@Garbage Can Lid
Stop posting Remilia
You only got four, dude
Damn it now I'm hungry and there's no Korean BBQ around here and fuuuuuuuck
There is also none of that around here
It's been a lot of fun so far. I hope I don't ruin it when I add the colour...
I think it's time to move
Yes she is
But you're not
besides, that my loli wife you're posting
You're broke either way lmao
That was also me visiting friends and being a gossip whore. I am not doing that today, though.
i don't want colbert in my country.
Yare yare daze
You don't feel that way right now, do you?
Don't you bby me
I like to call it insider trading.
Do not stop posting Remilia.
I'm a big boy now, I can say what I want
you know I'm joking, right?
the serious thoughts about murdering hookers get pushed down. very far down. and bleed through.
How big? ;) Okay I'll stop
Tell me the gossip please
ian you are such a fag
It does not pertain to anything online, and I do not share the offline details here. I have made plenty of mistakes regarding that as it is.
Stop teasing colbert on his sexuality. Meanies.
Wanna online gossip with me?
urge to fuck boys
urge to eat
urge to poop
urge to sleep
Drink more, Scoots
You're not drunk enough yet
iunno, come measure
I DON'T NEED YOU TO DEFEND ME, DAD
And then some.
Son, when you are man enough, you can defend yourself.
brb UK 4 real this time
Post flan instead
She's a slut
smiles realtalk though
I really wish people didn't take advantage of Uno's loose morality. Poor baby.
I thought we did that already.
Sorry for late replies, busy, busy
Why not Loco? Is it bad? :/
-puts heart in the fridge to eat for later- c:
Omg how many girls did you fuck this year already??
Hmmm....... alright fine, I'll take your word for it >.>
No please, we're pregnant with child ;-;
Y-you guys :/
Cute, but I was referring to the less friendly ones.
There's never enough gossip
That's the spirit!
hahaha I know you have no money
My loose what now?
urge to go into your room and watch twin peaks instead of talking to people
Referring to pregnancy as "With Child" sounds like a fatal illness.
"I am afraid, Miss Tiddlywink, you are with...... CHILD!!!!!"
Yo morality is loose. Lax. You are too easy. Asking for strangers to measure your hoo ha! Baka!
A couple is two, right?
I spend all my free time in my room. Or snuggling next door's cat.
I meant the ones that involve scalpels and other sharp objects and bodies that aren't mine.
I'm not gonna let him do it!
Just who do you take me for?
I had no plans of stopping.
*nuzzles the nezzles*
hi queue tea
okay I guess
pretty chilled, just watching yt stuff and contemplating more dark souls
turned 22 today
it's your birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy??????????????????????????????