children always followed him when they saw him hopping by a funny walk a funny man a funny, funny, funny man he made them laugh sometimes he made them laugh oh yes he did he did he did he did he did oh how he made them roll one day he took them to a place he knew a special place and told them things about this world this funny, funny, funny world which made them laugh sometimes he made them laugh oh yes he did he did he did he did he did oh how he made them roll then the funny man who made them laugh sometimes he did revealed to them his special plan his very special funny plan knowing they would understand and maybe laugh sometimes he made them laugh oh yes he did he did he did he did he did their eyes grew wide beneath there lids and how he made them roll
Children always followed him when they saw him hopping by a funny walk a funny...
You hush or I'll suggest garments for you to wear.
if i still had money to spend on frivolous things, i get t-blade runners put on ccm 152 tacks boots. not exactly luxury, but i used to love those boots so much.
Peryite or Nocturnal a best princes
i prefer to lie down
didn't really like an awesome wave and also i'm listening to eg now since i linked it
but that's okay
of course it's love.
Don't make me post the things you've been saying, ErinsBF.
All bow to dagon.
lol, there isn't really such a thing as feminine hockey skates, but figure skates are not my deal.
oh shits DarwinsBF throwing it down
Aw man, that's fucking adorable. Do you have squishy cheeks?
Only got one bed here, and it's mine. I mean, I guess you can have a corner if you come with a good youtube suggestion.
Anyway, tell me something interesting. I don't care what you want to portray yourself as, just give me something sincere.
No. I'm very skinny.
Yeah, take these burgers. Do you work out?
these boots <3
these were my babies when i still played hockey
no capital first letter
You're a disgrace to your prince
ahri is crying ;~;
heh, i found my old shaft too.
Not really. I mostly sit at home.
He does not care, aslong as the blade is true and the blood is pure.
i am always sincere
what exactly do you want?
hockey skates are all
HIGH PERFORMANCE POWER EDGE BLADE REKT
like, i challenge you to find a pair of figure skates that has as much as a visible logo on them, they elegant
but yeah, i never figure skated
why go gracefully when you can go FAST
You do not know the restraint it takes not to make a trite joke about it.
Squash, come on. We're going for a walk. You're a furry, right? You can have a leash on.
Mmm, very nice actually. I like what little I've heard.
Something you find very interesting personally. About yourself, about life.
this was the strip i wore during training
new jersey devils away strip
was proud of it, i loved them :3
mane, hockey nostalgia maxing
post more cute pics
Not the Pittsburgh Penguins
also had a new york rangers home strip iirc.
There are only 3 men in this world who are allowed to put a leash on me. If you try I will no doubt destroy you utterly.
I do like walks with people though.
not TEAM CANADA
A skinny guy can't destroy me, let's not joke around. So you are the kind of guy who would go out with a leash. Why, if I may ask.
omg this shrimp and rice turned out fantasmazing
about me? well, right now the biggest thing is i've been getting pretty emotionally attached to various posters. it's very strange and i'm concerned about it. but i won't actively try to put a stop to it because it's the only way i have strong feelings anymore.
about life? recently i've been considering if there might be meaning to life. i always thought of course there must be none, and i still lean in favor of that stance, but i've been having mixed feelings.
Why are you trying to get me to talk about my kinks?
Most people avoid it.
Hey Squish what are your kinks
You long for companionship? For having someone in your life who understands you? I think you know there's no objective meaning to life, but you're slowly finding some meaning in your own life.
Thank you, scientist. I want to ask more, but let's put it to rest for today.
It's too late, the urge passed. I'm a sucker for puns.
I don't like to avoid topics or people, so let's hear it.
that is fine.
can i have some pls ;~;
Not you too...
I just like the idea of wearing a leash...
Chalk it up to me being an animal fetishist.
It's mostly just the collar though. Not as much a leash.
Ohoho, you naughty, naughty boy. Don't worry, I won't ask more -- everything in moderation, right?!
You people are odd.
To be honest I like the attention.
This is just an odd place to talk about it.
I just want your hugs.
Sorry I'm not one of your many many peniswhores. :c
Old habits never die.
squash will never own a better collar than me
You can be an honorary penis whore.
I would just get a solid red cloth collar.
Something with weight.
N-no, get it away, it stinks...
That's cuz fursuits worth much more.
Plus you got the novelty.
i have lots but they're all pink.
Someone tell me something interesting before I die out of boredom.
Remember when I said I stopped drinking?
Shame on me.
what novelty? :o
I love pink.
I always replace broken things with pink, since it's like both a punishment and my growing love for the color.
Jesus Christ, it's time to leave this place.
Is that a dakimakura?
Good thing I didn't believe you or I might be disappointed in you right now.
YOU UNGRATEFUL WHELP
WHERE IS THE VARIATION
Rabbits eat their own shit for nutrition.
Oh no, I've angered the Fur Father...
Parties, cosplays, sexpits, birthday parties for relatives, the possibilities are endless.
Thanks Yan, faith is for God.
anything can be interesting
you're just looking at it wrong
/k/ would murder you for doing that to a weapon.
Should've had my laptop in pink instead of the accidental insurance.
Ever heard of Saguro? Best rock n' roll guy in pink.
Am I doing it right?
I take it they have a horrible filtration system for their intake. Man, I've always thought rabbits were shit eaters.
I know what you mean, but for my own sanity I don't want to look at it like that. I find interest in most people, but any more than that and I wouldn't be able to live life properly.
never heard, nope :/
I'll play Dota with you. I'll pick Rockboy.
i'd don't play mobas o.o
or, video games at all, really
One of those niche things I've picked up on my adventures, about a rock dude who is up and down and always on drugs, before clearing up his shit, a fake autobiography from some animator/writer.
Ment to post that to Yan.
Oh wait no is this better?
oh, i see ^^
and ah :3
Jeez, user. -_-
Yes, Squashie, literally. You no longer in the gfur threads? I'm sure they miss you, you know.
god fuckin damn that collar shit is getting me all worked up... this is new.
Hey Scientist is that Dark Man?
You know, the Liam Neeson grimdark super hero with the fucked up face?
@Garbage Can Lid
would you like to be made to wear a collar, or to make someone else wear one?
why don't you use a name?
I could get you a copy of the pdf of Carson Mell's book, Saguaro, if you like... probably on the 17th, on my birthday when I got some money coming in.
Shit is good.
For a few people or a few moments.
I don't want people knowing me, and attachments aren't my thing.
heh, no, that's okay, you should always spend birthday money on yourself doll :3
FUCK OFF DESU
wow ok bye forever
There are a few people I love to death that still come around. I only really stay for them.
it's the film cover of the elephant man
i want it on me.
i guess you're distinct with your flag anyway.
Darkman... super fucked up face... can change it to look like anything but still has a super fucked up face? Wears all those bandages and shit? Liam Neeson played him in that movie?
You know, Darkman.
Maybe we should get someone to stream it.
... it makes me feel weird :/
Oboy here we go
a good kinda weird :3
I am not adorable.
Take back those words before I take your life.
i'm not sure... but definitely weird
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
i on the toilet doing a pee
and a little fart slips out
and i turn to the mirror
and i look myself dead in the eyes
and i say
Sleep tight, nerd.
it's the middle of the day.
You need to be more talkative and less defensive, Luka. It's hard to talk to you for any period of time.
Aw fuck, have to scram. We'll finish this later.
i'm not spooky. i'm nice.
Here is another song where you can't get anywhere cuz not popular enough.
Btw, fancy doing more funny weird?
I can vouch for this, he ain't that spooky.
Then again, I've seen too much spooky shit.>>192652
I think I may need a change of name.
Should I stick with SCANNER or go with PRECARIAT?
there needs to be an interruption between links on the same line and links can't be touching a character on either side
just imagine the face beneath the cloth is inviting rather than sinister and you'll see it very differently.
Does this shit look good?
Since a name is like... hot shit in the persona world?
Like how balls can't touch?
Is cool, what music do you like?
Since a name is like... hot shit in the persona world?
people just call me by my real name and i'm like the hottest shit out there.
i don't think it matters.
You should be like me and post with your real name
Scanner it is.
Kept this thing for god knows how long.
Just think it has lost meaning now, since I no longer SCAN, but more SCOUT than anything.
Yeah... I'll keep that in mind.
Post me your fave shit and I will come other omething you may like.
i do, my name is erin :o
pic related, birth certificate
use imagination. i think the picture is cute when i imagine the face is somber.
I share a name with a US Pilot who is serving jail time for collecting child porn.
rose doesn't even look like a real word
idk if it's that font or what
it's like, an odd collection of letters
lexi is jelly
I got you!
this is the first result for my name on google http://www.nytimes.com/1993/11/26/us/gulf-war-veteran-s-widow-is-charged-in-murder.html
youre just posting the same old boring black and white pic over and over
its not pretty.
lexi's middle name is also rose
Searched it up on google, a load of mean looking pedoes,, economists, unheard guitarists and me, along with my rotten drawings.
I do my name proud.
it has beauty you can't find skimming the surface.
Oh shit, you're subscribed to those dudes too?
yiss, Alexis Rose [last name i forget]
i have two middle names tho.
like rich people.
and my ded mom.
Fuck our names.
I meant on birth certificate
i don't have a middle name.
only saved a few songs that are okay
huh? what now?
Got a middle name. Moses, after Edward Moses, but no, everyone is like 'Oh, like the biblical figure', ffs.
erin I came back 4u
I got you
is Erin in the bible?
They do have good occasionsal stuff. Same reason why I get some shit from newgrounds.
Oh, and yeah, time to bring in the best 'Lumbersexual'.
God I love being drunk.
I'd change it to Miles.
you are quite a creature.
why am I so clingy
I figured out how to stream :3
Because life. And loss.
I'd explain more, but I'm out-of-hours.
Because you have good taste?
i'm a needy bastard
Yay! Now you can stream for me
My quality is kinda good when it's not dropping out on occasion.
I streamed once. It was horrifying.
8 cans. Hotline Miami.
|Rolled 9 (1d20)|
I'm actually more nicer drunk, so long as I'n in a good mood.
Plus, I can't lewd. I can't lewd drunk, it just doesn't happen. I just like to post vids, music and shitpost.
Maybe I'm gonna have a mental breakdown, but I'll roll against that.
is that so? how did you decide that?
Yeah, dice says less than have. 45% chance of going batshit crazy.
I can go for those odds.
Joshua Graham best bandanged man.
mhm, super rude!
i don't know who that is. but it's okay, i don't know who this is either.
nono. My upload speed and parts are great. I had a friend test it out and it's awesome. it's just an isp thing.
i dunno :(
maybe i'll lay down and do nothing for a bit...
what did the roll do to you? :(
because im able to
It's uncommon but yus I will stream for you some time. I will be watching a movie with Dar later on but I can do whenever.
not "why?", "how?"
No more Dota.
I ask myself this every day
60/40 chance of not going full drunken nonsense.
Yeah, sorta nicely superstitious. Probably going to get weird regardless. Don't worry, I don't go all 'I'mma lock you up in a sex pit' weird, I'm only like that sober.
More like 'I slap a monkey, I eat his brain, he never gonna come back to th-' Nevermind, you'll see. Let's just say I'm not a source of hate, evil or badness, only embarrassment.
We lost but I got like the second most kills outta anybody and had fun so I don't feel bad c:
That's because you didn't invite me.
Then you'd have more kills than anyone cuz I'd toss cunts into certain death.
You and Stairs are the only people I will play that awful game for.
Use that power sparingly.
I will be going to bed soon. Will wake up on maybe 8 or so hours?
you don't need to keep responding. i'm at least as tired with this exchange as you are.
I don't know.
Crazy is such a shaky term, something that can't really be measured, plus there is different types of crazy.
More selfish and foolish than batshit bonkers.
Crazy gets thrown around so freely.
Zany, yes, crazy, well there is logic in my actions.
hey, uh, desu...
when did I disappear?
If you were a real scientist you'd be experimenting on them.
.||||. could you do like before?
idk, I haven't seen you around much except for when you bullied me the other night
ET TU DESU
you're not angel right?
Err... what would be the best song right now?
Erm, gonna post this regardless, I don't know the tone of this place right now.
i know i'm so bad ,///,
I may not be.
He reads books written by jews.
I bullied you the other night?
I went on vacation a few weeks ago, but mostly I just stopped posting for a while
My friend says that you forward kick.
R1 + Tapping forward on Left analog stick
That's if you're using a playstation controller ^^;
uhhnn belly kissing's not that lewd more cute...
unless it was someone using your trip or something they said I reminded them of some failtrap or something
I was trying to do that for a while that's why I kept dying to that guy, but it worked after I got invaded. weird..
for me belly kissing is life
I don't remember ever even being annoyed by you before
Nigger, I play Tiny.
Fuck Brewmaster, I don't have meecro skulls.
So should I choose a different avi?
Belly kisses are pretty intimate, though.
Did you ever get something to eat, hon?
ahh- okay it's kinda lewd
w whoaa aa
Yep, we're getting crazy tonight.
-hugs- how was vacation
Am go read for bit.
Found on steam.
nope, i just became hungryer, and i feel like lying down and passing out
Noooo, get somethin' in your tummyyyy.
Okie dokie lUka,
Posting more Yakui, if I get more sources that is.
I may be drunk, but is it me or is everyone posting like they lost their minds?
i think i have
I haven't posted yet. Or recently. So the jury is out on that one Scanner-san.
I never had a mind to begin with
ahhhhhnnnnddd uhh wai- uhh
Who even needs a mind?
Who even danks a meme?
Yeah, it's monday, it's not like we got shit to do tomorrow... unless you have, then just go crazy within limitation.
you disgust me
At worst, I'm a selfish, lazy, drunken cuntface.
And I think right now is the time to erm... pent some steam?
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP.
I am running on not enough sleep, caffeine, Basque Folktronica and the side effects of shitposting.
Wow, we have something in common, I disgust me too~
Who even Scoots a Loo?
@Garbage Can Lid
Why not the nap?
i'm so- uhhhnnnnnnnnggg disgusting...
and you even admit it... how pathetic
We war, we ship now.
No one knows, only the most perverse deviants even consider it. Scooting a Loo is... I can't even venture.
I napped an hour earlier. And want to not disrupt my regular hours too badly.
i'm huhhhh always giving such a pathetic display ,///, huhhhh
you're being worse than a dog right now.. and in front of everyone too..
i'm so embarrassed ,////,
aaah aah aaaah
i'm a sad beast...
Who is, please don't do that think when you don't link anyone that way we gotta guess if you're talking to us.. because all that does is, I'm gonna drink more, then I'll shit up your conversation, vecause thought I'm a cunt, you're being a bigger cunt than me.
Ooooh. Probably good idea. Well, hang in there Scooter.
Sorry, hon. I wish I could help.
Hello thread. You seem depressed.
Fuck, I fucked up that sentence.
Sabrina. I know you lurk. Come join my Communist Militia!
S'long as you hang too.
You really are pathetic..
Do you have the cure?
Please say you do.
T////T ahhhhhhhh hohhhhhhhh hahhhhhh
i nap now then
You make me sick, nobody could possibly want a dog like you.. how disgusting
how could anyone put up with me? ;///;
Why would I want to do that?
Short answer: No. I do not.
Tis cool, I'mma just be err... as emotionally disgustingly misappropriate as usual.
I don't know why I'm wasting my time with a piece of filth like you.. why don't you crawl to someone who actually cares. Good luck finding anyone who cares about a pathetic mutt though
Just saying, that cure would save you a lot of trouble. ;w;
i couldn't find anyone if i tried.....
desu slow down the lewd
you could poke an eye out with that thing
Soto is probably lurking.
Soto is probably fapping to this disgusting RP.
How disgusting.. I bet you like being told how disgusting you are like this for everyone to see too
i l-love being told what a disgusting beast i am.... ;~;
*tugs at you* m-master..?
What in the fuck are you even doing?
what the fuck no im just posting lewd
I'll twist your mustache. Don't push me!
read it in her voice
But I'm an anarcho-capitalist!
Hope you get some rest, hon. :-|
Haha, really? You're this pathetic?
Aw yes, I remember you saying this before hand. Then we shall set up a Anarchist Militia. We'll worry about the fine print later, after a decade of political violence, when you tear the organisation in half after seizing control in Myanmar.
How farcical. Carry on, then.
i guess now i am.
Wait. I've decided I'm a Royalist. I wanna be God Emperor. You can be um...Secretary of the Interior or something!
how's it farcical?! also good morning
My god :D
i told you it was a concern.
Bully me pls.
Wanna see you try.
And don't mean to be mean, wanna learn to refine my bully game.
I cannot say here.
"And in case I don't see ya: good afternoon, good evening, and good night."
For those who have an e-relationship with people here.
And sell out my political philosphies? My integrity? My blood, sweat and tears? To become a Royalist Puppet? You think I can be bought with the promise of estates, privileges and luxury?
Its a deal!
leaving already? ;-;
No one is ever so bad he or she has to degrade themselves in order to feel wanted.
<333 She's the best.
How have you been, Sabby?
desu you're the greatest <3 :,)
I know, you don't have to remind me
i'll twist ya wrist and put ya finga in ya bum.
No, I just like The Truman Show.
I like you
how did you sleep
Fine, stay that way.
|Rolled 19 (1d20)|
I roll for any drunken god to help me on my mission.
I try not to e-date because you end up feeling lonely even though you talk to them a lot and they also can't meet your physical needs
Liking me is a silly thing to do.
I got the most I could out of my four hours. How about you?
Oh, that's why you don't.
I wear a steal chastity belt, but good luck with that!
Busy busy! But I'm posting here so I doubt I'll get everything I need to done today. Bwah ha ha! What'cha been up to, dear?
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
What are my duties in my ministry?
Also how is the day?
Procrastination is great^^
Just work. It's my day off, but I have no idea what to do today. Kinda rather work tbh.
That is good to hear. I hope that thing helped you.
It takes some time for me to get used to the feeling, is all.
Have you tried?
This. I've been in some e-lationships, and even though I cared loads about the people, it never worked out 'cause of this stuff.
I guess you like...run the national parks and stuff? To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what a Secretary of the Interior does.
Kinda rather work tbh.
Uh oh. You're turning into me! But I understand. It's nice to know exactly what you need to be doing and to make some scratch while you do it. Still, I hope you'll find something fun and relaxing to do. Treat yo'self, girl!
|Rolled 19 (1d20)|
Being kind is hard.
What makes you say that?
The U.S. Department of the Interior oversees such agencies as the Bureau of Land Management, the United States Geological Survey, and the National Park Service. The Secretary also serves on and appoints the private citizens on the National Park Foundation board. The Secretary is a member of the President's Cabinet.
dat rush limbaugh theme song in the background
I doubt I'm gonna stop liking you for a while
But I thought you liked wearing green and guarding pic-a-nic baskets!
;~; I'll never be a Sabby..
Maybe I'll walk around once it cools down a bit and do some shopping :p
|Rolled 8 (1d20)|
Oh magic 1d20, can I handle 3 more cans?
Drink until you pass out
idk it seemed like your post might have been mean but i'm not sure
I've been in some in the past, yes.
only if you make it mean
@Garbage Can Lid
That's probably the plan.
Crossed the point beyond caring.
But how is this gonna benefit a conversation, if I'm an alcoholic paraplegic?
i don't want to make it mean so i won't
stop caring start talking
It will stop if I stop bullying you, surely.
But being mean is lonely. And Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty
I mixed your offer up with MINISTER of the Interior.
I will restart the reconquista!
Promise to buy at least one thing you don't really need. ♥
I... I promise <3 *huggu*
You start the conversation pls.
I need some meat to chew on.
Scoots, that italics speak more truth than anything.
To be alone is to be dead.
To be an alien on this planet... you don't really feel yourself, human.
let's not find out please
tfw no anons to spice this place up
tfw just the same group of people sucking each others dicks every day
tfw moving my eBF in with me
Time f-for the first match, I hope you're all ready~!
So I was right.
Last time we tried spicing this place up we got our blueberries robbed.
I never said that
Congratulations, I think I got a song for you; my not beat with you, but I hope it does.
Am I invited?
I have this weird synchronicity with moods and songs and such.
W-well it's The International, everyone is invited :3
Not alliance lmao
Btw, thanks for the song.
You're increasing my library and my mental capacity.
With every song, with every bit of information, we liberate each other.
I mean as to play, as in, I'm drunk, and I'll play the most bullshit character in your party.
The Wombats, one of the few acceptable Liverpudlians. My personal faves;
new youtube format
For the people.
I wish I could watch. But no, short attention span.
Is it recorded?
For the better of people.
Well, no need to concern ourselves with the negative possibilities, I guess.
so happy 4 u
Of c-course it'll be posted later >.<
I need to watch that shit later, I don't even have a favourite team, I just bought the compendium for items.
Yea, am I allowed to stream for you later
Fuck em up.
Talk about whatever bruh money hoes etcetera.
Really don't want to work today.
I just want to stay home and play Splatoon.
I do not think it will happen today. Right now, I am getting some work out of the way, and Clockwork wanted to watch something after I return home in the evening.
such is the folly of man.
Anyhow I need to head out and try to get more hours.
See you shits later.
Steven Universe is actually pretty good
all these puns and jokes that go over kids' heads
Steve should be a better support.
And use his heal.
kinda feel like being sad today
It is probably for the best, take stock with what you have till you feel happy again and use that stock to achieve things.
Ben? More like has-been.
what work are you up to
somebody go deposit my money at the bank for me
i'd like a beer or a nice cold cola
something cold and refreshing
but meh, going to the shop :/
more power to you, more power to you my lovely one.
or maybe i just have an ice pole, i have those in the freezer
I have no power.
I have no friends.
I have no love.
My existence is meaningless.
Have you ever wanted to just save all your paychecks and deposit them all at the same time?
I ALWAYS FOUND IT HARD TO WORK THINGS THOURGH.
THOSE SCHOOL UNIFORMS MADE A JOKE FOR ME AND YOU;
I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT BACK IN SCHOOL.
Gimme a zapp pls.
what is a zapp? :o
what's the point?
we'll all be dead soon.
Nigga, when you're on a MDMA high, or in the heart of darkness, a zapp is what you need.
Why is that a sad thought? Finally some quality sleep.
this has been a weird thread. let's try to be normal in the next one.