patience is a virtue.
Patience is a virtue
I don't even know if I'll tell you tonight.
Stop using Alien Waifu for your own agenda.
you just can't win here, can you?
( Eba )
Draw a dog on the back of Johnny's hand.
Diner, not Dinner.
Really? I gave up TV when I got my first laptop lol
Fiiiine, also this place is so god damn boring now...
Lets kill a mother of 5
A paper is most useful
♥ What's up?
I'm famous on the internet, nerd.
Yeah, it's because Names doesn't post anymore.
The only thing I do online is Leeky Forums x.x
Tell him hard like u was Gucciano
what are some more details about this woman?
Not too new anymore, is okay
Oh. I still hate it for the most part, but I get good money. And the night manager I work with on Thursday and Friday is cool as fuck. She gave me, like, 20 homemade cookies the other day.
The mechanics of them. They're these perfectly crafted engineering marvels that are designed specifically to murder. It's a fascinating thing to me, that human beings design these things just to kill. Plus they're fun to shoot.
I miss her so much, the posters we have now are all the same. Everyone is a homosexual white male flirting with every cock they see
Hard-working and loves to help everyone
Everyone loves her
I'm kidding, I go on the deepweb all day
the more i write the more it seems like i know everything
Well, that or a pedophile.
Or a closet homo
my buttered jal lap eno bagel :)
Shut the fuck up.
yeah the death part is what's scary about them to me. but it is interesting.
well... she seems nice so maybe we should give her a quick death...
I got fucking customers on my ass that are bitching at me to go to Culinary school.
I've no fucking idea why.
I guess you have enough time when you're old and gray to shove your nose into anyone's business.
Nice, sounds good.
at least it'lll curb the hunger <3
are you doing okay?
Something like that, right now my job is sort of like washing for gold tho, we have an ammount of adresses but we find the ones who are allready subscribed and extend their cobtract binding period in exchange for they getting the campaign prize and it pays as a new sale. So i just chill and watch youtube sorta
She doesn't tell me to do anything but make sure I stay on point when working with the new people. She's like, they've been trained, but they're still new so make sure you keep an eye on them.
It is fascinating.
It's like everyone is a clone of everyone else... it's boring v.v
I was just tryna make a conversation with you v.v
No no no long playful and creative... also on cam to show her 5 kids later
as if I'm going to say lol
I've had some pretty shitty experience trying to make sure newbies stay out of trouble.
I'm calling 4chan on you to find out.
I am a rock
i am an island
You can keep up the work and see if we stop.
One key at the time, this is the shitposting industry, and production has been perpetuating for years now
Oh, but i get paid, so i'm neat
I'd do that shit, but then I'd probably never do anything ever again.
Waterbears are pretty neat honestly.
She trusts that I can handle any trouble that comes along and keep everything running smoothly while doing my main job. She by and large leaves me alone.
i would do that with you.
i know you hate this place and probably hate me but please don't stay away for too long, okay?
Is this TP?
aren't those the microscopic things that can live in space for a long time or something?
why do you have that? it's scaring me.
Well, I mostly meant dudes fucking with customers.
Swearing, generally being hoodlums in a 'wholesome family environment'.
They've tried to take from the till when they thought I wasn't looking.
They can survive space, absolute zero, temperatures exceeding the heat from an atomic bomb, and also a nuclear bomb detonation.
Nah, they're all pretty solid people there.
hehe nice kitty
oh wow i didn't know they were that resilient. they don't have language though. language is a huge gain for humans in being interesting.
But they do have cute little pudge bodies.
Guess my boss just hires assholes with nice smiles.
there are some very cute humans too... and in this very thread, i might add.
Do you have a 3DS?
My boss is my uncle and a lot of the people that work there owe him quite a bit.
I just remembered I sold mine...
Boss is my father.
I do grunt shit until shit hits the fan.
Then it's all on me. 10/10 system
Mhm, pretty good currently.
oh right and earlier that wasn't me posting, i'm guessing might've been lucy around that time earlier with u and sabs
I actually gave you this folder?
My boss is my uncle. I do whatever because I'm left alone. But most people like working with me because I don't fuck off.
You're makin' me dizzy.
Different over on my end.
As soon as the boss leaves, everyone tried to step up like their in charge.
It's pretty stupid.
Laughing at me.
Just cause you're a kiwi shota doesn't mean I won't smack you around.
if you need to lie down you can come over on the couch by me buddy.
Just cause you're a kiwi shota doesn't mean I won't smack you around.
I was laughing because it was funny!
I'm also not Kiwi, ffs.
Oh? They were pretty nice, so I just assumed.
No pains at all.
I know I'm not in charge. I tell everyone after they find out I'm a relative of the owner that at work I'm just an employee.
come on now. there's no good reason to faint.
what are you up to?
I have vertigo.
This movie is so bad but I'm inexplicably entertained
I just kinda chill in the back and do paperwork, and let them do their own thing.
Was it the one I mentioned?
It obviously isn't all that good if you're here posting
oop. well lemme get a bucket too just in case this gets messy...
Why would you think I was, you butt.
Have a snake
ey wahd uuup
I take care of some stuff like that when managers aren't present.
Messy? What do you expect to happen?
Después de que termines con él, yo puedo curar sus heridas, como en esa escena de Raiders of the Lost Ark. >///<
Iunno, Kiwis are kinda small and cute.
vomiting if it gets really bad. just lie down.
Nope, it's another bad Netflix horror movie night
he's never seen a kiwi-bogan and become disgusted with the whole country
Don't call me Kiwi. I hate them.
That must be what the cover to another green world is from. Cool, I've never seen it before.
You would like pictures for sad children.
I only have issue with a couple people because they never work.
I don't puke, Skyentist. I don't ever pu-
No voy a lastimarlo.
Acabo despues le quiero dar un abrazo y pedirle que so comporte como un nino bueno
Oh, good stuff.
Nah, country is grose.
I have a right to dream though.
They're so bad they're good
They're so bad they're good
spoiled australian gets too see kiwis all the time and doesn't even appreciate how kawaii they are
yep. good album.
here's one for my favorite all time though.
heh good thing i got that bucket.
:D tiny monster girl!
I'd say you should hound them, but it's not my place.
I wouldn't say I hate them, working with a bunch of Spanish speakers is definitely interesting.
At least everyone is always laughing, or cracking jokes.
Needed random cuteness?
An ex of mine was kiwi.
Not a great one at that. Horribru person she was.
Mhm, on Steam.
Ooh, what album is it from?
I don't care. Just don't call me Kiwi or else.
what should i do?
to do: hurt cobble
Keep your kiwi hands to your kiwi self, kiwi
I mean, i'm not exactly a brute, Weezy.
We can still try your scenario though, i've apparently got options
In terms of Horror movies, not just whatever is on Sci-fi.
Are you saying you don't dream, Gaggle?
Took my mind off a couple things, yeah.
Oh, fuck that shit.
If I get people saying they'll come back just because I took care of 'em, looking the way I do, you don't need waitresses or whatever.
Don't bully Colbs.
Not that silly, but still bad
ahhggghhh the fucking carpet
we need to get you to the bathroom
*helps the fool into the bathroom*
avalanches - since i left you
Is it Piranha 3D?
They can't be fired. They've been fired and they're still here.
*doesn't believe in bathrooms as a concept*
I'll deal with him, you go off and play.
I've heard of it, haven't gotten around to listening to it yet. I've never looked closely at the cover before, I always thought it was some rocky islands in the middle of the ocean.
Try whatever you desire as long as I am involved.
fuuuuck i should have known...
good thing i got the vomit-colored carpet.
obviously, i recommend it.
Bootleg Paranormal Activity, which in itself was a Blair Witch bootleg. It's a bootleg of a bootleg
And that was a bootleg of Cannibal Holocaust.
I forgot how ez dark souls is
Monday, 3 August 2015
5:48 PM - Clockwork-Goggles: Cobble! Cobble!
5:49 PM - Ian: Sup Kiwi?
5:49 PM - Clockwork-Goggles: >:(
FUCKING TRIPLE BOOTLEGGED
More cute pics pls~ ♥
i'mma lay here and put a bagel in the toaster while thinking about leage i guess
How is that Majora's Mask, though?
Don't make me laugh.
It's alright, I was just messing with you.
*notices that it's blood*
Ooh, I really like This Heat too. Haven't listened to that one yet, just their first two releases.
It caused harm to your person?
Robert invited his friend and she brought over her ugly ass friend
Robert got at the cute chick and the ugly chick just jumped on my dick
her kisses tasted of beer and hookah
I came fast and didn't even feel embarrassed
pretty good Sunday
listen to the ep and you're done with their studio discography! very short-lived band unfortunately.
It's not my blood.
I might. All the homophobic talk is starting to piss me off.
Yo get some standards man, I'm kinda sad for you at this point
Goggles add me.
I just got laid dude
estaba fea pero tome como unas 11 cervesas so estas bien
wake up...cold sweat
You shall not do any of those things.
It's blood I got from the hospital. I drank, like, a half a gallon.
Yeah. Still impressive how much they did in just a few albums.
Pretty good so far, watched Divergent again. Almost done Insurgent.
Ah, that does usually suck.
Next time I hear that "faggot" talk again Imma let my uncle know I'll be pressing for legal action if she is not promptly removed.
*hears this information*
*intellectualizes this information*
damn near flawless discography.
and if I do?
Maybe even Yahoo news will write and article about you.
'Local Man Stands Up For Equal Rights'
He obviously won't squeeze those buns you've been squatting 20 minutes a month for.
@Garbage Can Lid
It tasted so good.
Yeah, sue for millions of dollars or their immediate removal.
It was nice knowing you, and I am hopeful you will enjoy yourself thoroughly thereon.
Feels almost a bit too easy.
they literally ripped off the guy standing in the corner of a dark room scene from Blair Witch almost shot for shot
OH COME ON
I still get laid way more than you
Besides I can make a joke about you and you know who but I won't
srs fkn bsns
me puse un condon porque no piero tener hijos
*faints while still unconscious*
I'm just not trying to get at those ratchet bitches all the time like you are lol
It'll be difficult, but I'll manage.
The Force only gets stronger.
It'll be difficult to get that last one though.
I think most of the people who do ASMR shit get a kick out of it, knowing at least one person is going to jerk it to the sounds they're making.
And I don't know how to feel about it.
Well, you mentioned that there are a few cool dudes that come in from time to time, you could ask them, but it'll probably feel a little more than awkward asking them for help.
Then i'm already there.
I'm going to scoop up as much as I can and drink it again.
Yeah, help me get this person fired because I hate her and she's a homophobe.
i'm gonna go listen to some entry-level drone so i can maybe become less of a disgustpleb
noo fool stop >_>
you know i can't stomach blood
anyway talk to you later, my man
See ya round.
Well, don't mention that you hate her.
Just say that they like to see happy families get destroyed, and stuff like that.
Something about mentioning children orphanages are better off being blood banks for those in power.
That'll get a few people on your side.
Or completely destroy whatever you're trying to do.
I'll talk about the Illuminati.
Tone it down a little, and I think you got this in the bag.
Oh god this ending
Why did they think this would be a good idea
Free Masons, got it.
Have a strange but slightly funny text thing I came across.
Pretty certain there was no thinking involved, or there was in the most perfunctory level.
ooh, I've just started listening to sunn o))) and earth recently. pretty good stuff.
check out tangerine dream's zeit too if you haven't already
You don't even need me to help plan this anymore.
All we gotta do is start making signs and banners.
We got this shit.
I believe so.
The mom kills them all for literally no reason, that was just lazy as fuck. Then what's that thing at the very end with the floating camera, is he supposed to already be dead or something? That wasn't set up at any point in the movie or even vaguely hinted at, even M. Night doesn't have such lazy twist endings
Why is Metroid always the last game?
Did it start off that way, or what?
All the Metroid talk turns me off the Marathon half the time.
Not sure why, not too fond of the series?
There's like nothing left to watch, I'm tempted to go for The Human Centipede for laffs
It was too deep for you, dude.
That contains no laughs; maybe a snort, but there are certainly no laughs.
Your name is Daniel?
Oh wait, I haven't seen Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
I'M SURE THIS ONE WILL BE THE SAVING GRACE OF THE FRANCHISE
That ending, tho.
It isn't half bad.
Yeah, I didn't grow up on Metroid, so I never got too deep into it.
Everyone else swears it's the best franchise, at least until Other M came out.
It's actually kinda nice to see an American horror movie that's not all upper-middle class white people screaming at things
And get minor celebrities!
Who you thinking of?
It's alright enough. Never played that one though, sorta expected the worst.
Like everyone knows.
From what I heard Samus stops being a bad ass and suddenly wants to become a mom who takes orders from nerds.
Sounds pretty lame
I didn't know! I thought was name was Apollo or something
Hollywood Hulk Hogan. He needs the press.
Holy shit a Paranormal Activity movie with likeable main characters
Your standards are showing.
Lack thereof, rather.
Who are you?
Does Hogan support the gays though?
I know, I know. I have a soft spot for trashy horror movies
Wait you're paying attention to a horror movie.
And Arnold Schwarzenegger
his daughter is a f2m he has too
Nooo it's a nice name...
And you make urself seem like a god so... yeah
Doesn't matter, he needs positive press.
And Kung Pow and Scary Movie 3
Hated all the other Scary Movies, but for some reason 3 stuck with me
Watch Dahmer vs. Gacy
All I know about Hogan is that his wife a shit, and his son is in prison (Not too sure about that last one)
If he gets Cena involved, it's a done deal.
3 was the last solid one.
2 was my favorite.
Que es esto?
call yan's phone
he's sleeping T_T
You didn't even write anything
Clickbait titles were too strong for Hulk-a-mania?
It is unwatchable dross as opposed to a trashy horror movie.
It'll be a regular old fashioned WWE SUP-SUP-SUP-SUPERSLAM!!!!
Can you get anymore gayer?
I really liked the combo of Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex and Anna Farris in 3. I think it had the best supporting actors in the franchise too, any parody with Leslie Nielsen has my attention
Oh. Well that doesn't seem like my thing at all
It should not be anyone's thing.
Harpy best girl
fuck all y'all niggas
39.99 ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!
I know you'd feel compelled to imagine yourself as the receiver. His sweat dripping onto your lips as he grunts
I will fight your stupid, Michael Jackson cosplay faggot ass.
Now if it was Randy Savage telling me to snap into a Slim-Jim, well...
You are the slim jim.
Alright fine I don't use it much but the people on the forums are gay af
Whatever, tell me more about yourself, Warren~
I kida wanna drunk tc
but everyone is all sober
fucking turbo nerds
Poor Brazilians screaming at things, instead?
drinking is bad for you, soto
It's Nymph's b-day so i'm gonna get a little turnt.
I don't think they're Brazilian
It's Monday morning tho
Someone tell Darin that he's a poo-face.
Find a new movie
Better not be talking about Weezy
talk about wheazy
You wanted to know what I id, right?
does darwin really wheeze?
A STEEL CAGE MATCH OF SHOOTS AND LADDERS!
Why did I remove you from Steam... again?
SPIT-SWAPPING MAKE OUT MATCH
Fuck you guys, i thought you guys were my friends
I started off doing factory work, then I began doing engineering work for them. Specifically drafting related things even down to making forms for hospitals, the actual composition of the forms.
I still do that but I am about three steps higher than I was when I started doing this. Meaning boring stuff related to making a team work.
Does that help?
Depends, who are you?
WATCH AS JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION TITLE AGAINST THE UNDERTAKER IN THE WWE SUP-SUP-SUP-SUPERSLAM!
I'm your friend.
Can I speak to champ?
So, when are we going to carry this shit out?
THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT!
I thought you were on good terms with Soto?
Who are you?!
When I get back from vacation I suppose.
Come on you can at least tell me who you are ._.
omg why are my dogs climbing on meeeee
Plenty of time.
I hope I'm the only one who knows who that is.
Is it Lenko?
That's a negative, captain
May you please tell me who you are? yes or no
So what are you doing up so late at night?
i wonder who rose is
I really hope you're wearing headphones, Tak.
Speaking of which though, I am off to bed.
Have a great night everyone.
I'll start contacting Hulk soon.
I'm going to crash though, it's like 3:00 am
Why are you ignoring me? Did Darwin tell you do it?
The very greatest cutie of them all.
please don't go v.v
Don't. Please don't. Yes, I recognize the hypocrisy.
Do you always follow Darwin's orders?
What's your problem? We need to take this outside?
Fucking get owned. No but you're really nice.
He's called footstool around these parts.
who would that be?
Quit being a pussy. Nut up or shut up you fucking fag.
pink hair best hair.
This is why I was discouraging you from posting.
Look at your steam, you lazy nerd.
Woah, wow. You could have just told me you don't like long walks by the beach. What an asshole.
ahh~n !! Andrew !!!
luka and lightning ♥
That's what I fucking thought. Just shut you mouth.
Who is she though?
There's probably a crossover picture somewhere, but I'm too lazy to find it.
oh... that's who it is...
Ask Luka why she's ignoring me, please
This is becoming more uncomfortable than watching Manaka call Grim "daddy".
Make me, you poorly drawn tiger.
I don't know what game you two are playing, but I'm staying out of it.
Well, that was a shot it the dark hitting the bullseye.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Please tell me that didn't happen.
Ricardo's kid was all over it so I was just like fuck it leave it there
im sure there is
Darwin told her to ignore me... I think she's Dar's pet or something
I even said please...
Do it yourself.
I know who Manaka is, but I have no idea why that would be uncomfortable. Roleplaying is an integral part of this place, and it's none of my business until I need to rile someone up.
Exactly, now you get it.
Your fishing is apparent even to me, man. Now post more porn.
I am not my avatar and plenty of terribly drawn cartoons are getting love. Just look at: Steven Universe, Rick and Morty, Regular Show, Adventure Time. Basically any cartoon network show
...but now i wonder who u are ;~;
Fuck it im stealing Umaru
I dont care who has her.
Avatars are meant to represent us, so I can't help but to conflate Giovanni with this fucking tiger. I do watch Gravity Falls with Demos every now and then. It actually is really good.
Hikari, please, just drop it.
I'm user. Love your hair, dawg.
how ever will you solve this problem?
like i give a fuckkkkkkkk
And cupcake and some other person. She gets around, is what I am saying.
Drop the act? It took me so long to get into this "needy, hungry for attention" persona though.....
I'm trying to talk to her but she thinks she's too good for me now
Why are you ignoring me?
the fuck am I supposed to do about it nigga
you're being lewd
The tiger acts very differently. It's a poor representation really, actually ironic. Gravity Falls is pretty good. Better than most of what I've listed(sans rick and morty).
a Paranormal Activity with special effects other than shit being moved around
Is this even the same series? I feel like I'm watching something else
You know what, never mind.
Nice trips. Be yourself, talk to the people you truly like, and just be forthright. The friends you want will stick around.
Are you that kind of guy? Dude, just relax.
And it was a pretty damn cool special effect at that
Are you gonna play CsGo, yet?
The tiger is magnanimous and gentle? I don't believe that seeing the diddled kid.
Yeah, yeah, whatever you are. Are you genuinely uncomfortable around nudity and sexually explicit conversations?
just Blood-chan's annoying one's.
He's helping a war torn country.
Worst human bean.
But what was it?
the Mexicans bring guns to kill witches and demons and shit
Never gets old
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
To be fair, csgo is fucking awful, and if you play it then you're a dirty peasant.
Well there we go, now let's just be open to things and enjoy ourselves.
You can't see yourself helping people in another country who're in need?
said every shitter ever
the marked ones is with that boy in da hood?
Sorry that only works for dark souls casual.
It's not a good thing.
git gud at a ten dollar game you don't own instead of real fps games that aren't based on dress-up for guns
It's the one Paranormal Activity movie that's not about uppper-middle class white people
i'm not open to those who are mean
I have. I don't know what my point was. I'd like to think I'm less narcissistic than he is. But his craving for recognition speaks to me.
Lulu when tho?
mad that you can't point and shoot
There's a reason they're acting the way they do, and just ostracizing them means you're only shielding yourself from an uncomfortable truth. Talk to them, understand them -- it's a very fruitful endeavor. Maybe you'll find that they're not so bad once you get what they're all about, Theseius.
so the one with the witch gang then?
I wont japanese shia labouf!
Oh wow wut a big league chew piece of shit
YOU CAN KINDLY ASK HER FOR ME
Today might be a good day.... We'll see
Be myself? No one likes when I talk about killing stray dogs and cutting myself
they had a few chances to be nice, but they threw those away pretty quickly.
I've seen that one.
It's easily the best in the series
which isn't saying much
But nothing is impossible.
Just do it.
I won the important internet game argument, ta ta
top kek, see you m8
I agree, not as formulaic and the characters are somewhat endearing as opposed to normal boring white people
how was it? i've only seen the suburban ones...
I think it speaks to all of us. I genuinely get frustrated with myself when I realize my kindness is at the very least a way to acquire a rush of pleasure chemicals. It feels so selfish and despicable, but that how all of us are wired.
As my friend said: we're all selfish, but some people's selfishness helps others, and that's admirable.
BC? Both me and Zoe don't mind it. It's a chore to keep up a pretense.
But think about it, you can't just surround yourself with people you're comfortable with. There's no challenge in that, no personal evaluation and resulting evolution.
Okay wow, didn't see that plot twist coming
tfw your shirt that you didn't wash from hanging out with your buddy two weeks ago is still drenched in weed and smoke
smells gud man
I certainly do mind it.
Considerably better than any of the others in the series
Well alright, but I don't. What I don't like is cowardice, deceit, and being way too submissive.
can't be with something you're not comfortable with since it doesn't bring you happyness.
I need the praise. Doesnt matter what for. I just tend to get it more from being a douche. People like that.
@Garbage Can Lid
oh you're in the middle of watching it?
i wonder if they'll rip that boy a new one... :\
yan get on cam and do ahand heart for me
why would i do that ever
You're going to have to elaborate :/
Who the fuck are you????
Please mail it to me, I'll give you a dollar
I just finished it. I wouldn't want to ruin plot tho
The postage would cost more than a dollar.
You pay for the shipping and give an address and I'll ship it.
oh my god, im saving this.
My first thought after his initial response.