Homoesex/Traploving is a mental illness
Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
It was a girl, surprisingly.
Anal: not even once.
You're not wrong.
I swear every fucking time I go to the north commisary to get some groceries, I see more people on the spectrum than anywhere on the fucking planet. They must be putting something in soldier's MREs to fuck with their sperm and make their offspring potatoes.
Octopi and jellyfish are better but squids are alright.
You forgot to emphasize girl.
So yeah women are disgusting.
It's still an asshole and no thanks.
You're just sexist.
-yawns and rubs an eye with a balled up fist-
Anything that can bleed from their orifice for a week and live is pretty sexy by my standards.
Oh like you'd know.
Totally should though.
is it late where you are?
i cant help it if women are utterly fucking vile
Octlings are in splatoon as well.
I doubt you've had the experience to make a proper assessment.
-shakes head no, just had a busy day in the country chasing field mice and squeaking at deer-
if blood gives you some sexual thrill... something is wrong with you!
Wasn't Bern big on bloodplay?
I fully admit I am not full hetero but honestly, other than just flirting around, the hetero side of me usually wins when it come to anything sexual. Not saying I can't the other way, just usually it's more fun in the tease the other way.
ive seen enough to know to stay well the fuck away
*puts the kettle on and preps some ginger biscuits and tea*
Not so much that it was part of their identity
I found they were good at compartmentalizing their interests, which made up a portion of their personality of course
sushi loves dix nd cox
cum chugging fgt
I'm curious now.
Just how creepy was Bern in actuality?
Not really. My attraction is mostly to the type of people that are in between. Personality types that is. They're just fun to tease. I admit it's gay as shit.
Gotta love how Nintendo's just like
"I want to make an fps"
And everybody loves it
giving casper 60 seconds to call on skype
he did pretty well actually
Yeah, hopefully he shows up sooner rather than later.
It's alright for the most part, still not cool but nice enough.
-hears tea noises in the kitchen and scurries in to be nosey-
It's a slippery slope.
Grim hates me because I keep calling him gay
And all the girls that "betrayed" him by being a guy are low too.
This is funny.
Unlike your ass.
Which is drier than a 89 year old's woman snatch.
They are super well adjusted imo
It doesn't have to be
You can be interested or even aroused by whatever it is you're describing... It doesn't necessarily mean you want to stuff cute shaved boys in panties
What is with you and skype srs
As long as you aren't sweltering!
I got open window and fan on full blast mode going here heh
it's better than steam voice
Assholes don't work like snatches. You don't want a naturally moist ass. That's disgusting.
*pops through into the living room with a tray of tea and biscuits*
Oh, and even Colbs is low on his list after calling Grim out on stealing his phone for numbers.
I am infinitely amused by this.
Well it is lolis shooting each other with "ink".
Nintendo knows what they're doing.
giving based SteveAn a D-
That probably means they're shitting themselves.
Or fat. Or hairy. Lot of factors.
At least i'm a B+. I aim for mediocrity.
I don't really want to think about assholes. I'm about to eat my Thai food that just was delivered.
No, those are fetishes. Being "trans" or whatever made up word that people are using now is a mental illness
It's like the food equivalent it's fine.
I am not eating the whole ass.
Eat it piggy.
welp, I just made sloppy joes then went out on the lake for about an hour in the kayak, it's fun in the dark when the lakes smooth as glass.
Are you a dom or a switch?
switch I suppose, I think id prefer top though
you don't ever feel like chatting on steam is too much?
most doms are switches if you date them
thinking mental illnesses are credible and real
No Murder, your "mental illnesses" are just demons from Hell sent to torment people for their sins.
Did this actually happen?
I feel like chatting with you is too much
Actually though, it's been established ancient Greece that so-called "mental illness"is just the whim of the Gods.
If you believe in these scam artist psychologists that keep changing their rhetoric, theories, and definitions every ten years then you're a fucking idiot. gg
-follows you hungrily and stands on toes trying to reach the tray-
Bullshit. Where's the proof?
I believe that god fucks woman and throws thunderbolts at things he doesn't like.
I am stuffing my face with Thai food after eating Whataburger like two hours ago to sober up.
Shut up, do not judge me.
He must hate trees.
For instance Murder, you probably spent way too much time looking in the mirror admiring yourself without thanking the Gods and praising them for blessing you with good looks, so they cursed you.
There's no such thing as "narcissistic personality disorder", you're just a little asshole that can only rub one out to trolling and annoying people because of your curse.
If people weren't so liberal now you would be slapped into a padlock in the town square and stoned to death.
I am actually God.
You can't disprove it.
I'd be jealous but I've never had Whataburger.
i think i maybe need to do some stretching or something, curse this lack of fitness of mine
god of traploving cripples
It's like the best of the fast food burger joints.
I even had a triple Whataburger.
Christ, how am I not fat?
I feel you, just stretch a bit before and after
I think everyone has by this point. It's been posted with frequency from Nezi and Lenko.
That does not disprove it, though.
AC helps out quite a bit.
I don't know I am only the son of god.
When you see my face I hope it gives you hell.
I wish to become AM but constant eating isn't doing it.
What do I do now?
Drink workout shakes and don't workout.
Hmmmm...Maybe making a list would be fun but...seems like alot of time for not alot of results
I bet ur parents cry themselves to sleep every night over the fact you bring over old guys to ur place lol
MUST B NICE etc etc
Does that mean I have to cut out all the forearm exercises?
It's not wurth.
Your friends know who they are.
@Garbage Can Lid
That was a euphemism.
You do it enough to consider it a exercise?
Thats not the only thing I can get off to :3
Who even thought Mint Meltaway was even a good choice of ice cream. It simply gives you these annoying huge chunks of chocolate, which just overpower the minty part of the ice cream.
It's like half an hour of gradual work.
It's light cardio at least.
Yeah I bet my parents hate me.
But my heart is getting a workout pumping all that blood to my massive, engorged penis.
This is getting gross.
tbh you seem like you're above the whole popularity contest crowd but if you wanted to make one just for fun that's dandy
He gets off to bullying me and calling me useless..
I don't like the taste of coffee, so that's a no-go for me.
You sick fuck
an erection is gross
And I thought you called yourself a fag.
It's the internet; we all add 9 inches.
It doesn't count when you secretly like it.
They probably loves ya lots
Just more like... 'where did we go wrong'
why are you posting with trip now
who am I kidding I'd be sweating with AC or without x
I am. It's just you. You are repulsive.
It's okay to be impressed.
mint choc chip best ice cream
All I wanna do is smoke weed and watch anime anyways.
-likes rootbeer float ice cream- :3
I'm impressed then.
Agreed. It's honestly my favourite ice cream. But jesus christ Mint Meltaway is a giant mockery of it.
0/20 would not eat ever.
Rootbeer floats are second favourite, really.
The last week or so? Yeah.
Oh you were talking about some drug.
Its no secret
You know who else gets off to me being mean to them. 10x
But isn't 10X a boy?
I wonder what he could have done to be cursed like this.
Maybe he hated women too much.
You are a liar and a whore.
Then I'm repulsed. What do you want?
Are you stuffin some cutie named molly-?
hrrrmmm don't talk about me x.x
I don't hate women staaahhppp..
Im glad you think that, but honestly it just seems like a thing thats really dumb.
I found them.
when I get stuff at fast food though its mint oreo
Chii naked and half a tub of Crisco.
He gave up.
Really? Yeah, I guess I could see that.
I've tried it before, still think Mint Chocolate Chip is better.
I could play rust right now
should we? I'd have no idea what would be going on
saw yyou on TC wearing some anime mask
you looked like a weeb
no I hate being bullied
I hated it as a children as similarly dislike it now
don't call me jelly-
I never took a bite of the pb&j
Chii naked and half a tub of Crisco.
Yeah that was forever ago
I just am not comfortable showing my face but it was still weird
Uh sure. I just got killed last time I played so we can go kill some niggers and animals until we can make pants and then check out my shack
Also the Weed God is building a city called Weed Town.
We have to help the weed god
Tell me about this weed god.
Its probably snoop dog
-has a local brand of ice cream that puts frozen rootbeer right in the box- :3
ill fight you over this!
Snoop is a has-been.
Tsuchi just jealous he can't rap.
Snoop-lion was pretty cool.
I'm white so I can rap.
White people can't rap; shut up, ban.
Are you a spiritual miracle lyrical individual?
oh well in that case wanna go out and get ice cream?
Oh yeah that's right. Snoop made a reggae album. If you're not a fan of reggae you might now have it.
And if you're a fan of reggae I know you don't fucking have it.
Was that whole thing meant to be a joke?
I need a sound board for rust
what do you think
cool, be there in
But sometimes celebrities do really dumb shit because xD so randumb and it gets them relevancy.
i think he is actually crazy, but i do enjoy this meme
I wrote the book on fresh.
You sure did.
My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
how do i stop falling in love to posters? i'm afraid it might be getting out of hand now.
I wish I was jewish so I could say jewish things.
Get your heart broken a few times or something.
Its a Jewish flow you nazi
that sounds very painful.
Realize that we're just shitty internet personalities.
-nods enthusiastically. The rootbeer has just a slightly more firm texture than the ice cream and is so pleasant. Is Weis Markets is you live in the northeast-
Nice. Wish I could try some out, but I don't have anything like that near here.
i know it but i can't help myself. i'm in too deep.
Oh man. I actually feel really bad for you.
you're kidding right?
This is definitely unprecedented.
No, it's slime, in essence.
What qualities do they have that makes you so attracted to them?
they're nice to me. sometimes.
not something i can control. i'll just have to wait.
youre a big gay
So if someone's nice to you a bit you begin to fall for them?
i know it's pathetic.
Just know that I wouldn't advise trying to get on with ether of them.
Try to remind yourself that they're not worth it, hm?
for my heart to break.
not falling for cooki
Go back to your corner.
You'll find other people that aren't from here.
You are the only one who is worth it bby.
That's about how the monster girl stuff goes.
What's this about, Scientist?
he's in love
rifk where mah tp
Well, I can't really say. Have you ever gotten to talk with them outside of this board?
THIS WORLD WILL NEVER END.
COME TAKE MY HEART MY SOUL MY LIFE.
Work week is over. Time to post.
blood yes but not provately limes yes
can i do it tomorrow?
it is all nothing.
i am still alive.
That game really does look awful, graphically at least.
HUG AND LOVE ALSO PROVE YOU ARE THE CHEESE MAN
And what kind of persons do they seem like to you?
I am going to take next week easy.
how? hugs and shit
they are too nice to me.
Yeah. I might have to pick a few shifts up though for people.
If nobody can fill.
Won't be as much as this week though.
and sometimes i don't feel like i deserve any of it.
What level are you now?
WHY SO user? RIFK
Nah love you bro. I don't really come over to this cesspool otherwise.
Well for a few others brb drink
Compared to everyone else?
I think you just have an infatuation with them, really. Should -probably- wait it out?
I'm not sure if you should listen to me, though. I have already proven that I'm shit with love.
I know how you feel.
Why do I have to be Uncle?
Get back in your cage
Don't kill yourself.
Yay I started up the reactor today
I will become an ascended god of the work place.
i only really like using my name when i'm drinking. people know it's me anyways lol
this is a bad situation. i might want to leave.
i want all their kindness. i'm jealous and greedy.
I think i'm 86 or something.
I fully understand that.
Out in the open though..you are more than welcome to come to the swamps.
So yeah. Infatuation, really, not love.
Basically you're good. Though I recommend people who're better at being kind, rather than those two.
once i get more vacation time i'm down
i don't get the distinction.
an intense but short-lived passion or admiration for someone or something.
an intense feeling of deep affection.
I need to take a fucking piss.
Who are these niggas.
Love for blood though.
Love for you you fucking faggot.
I just want to make enough for that computer.
I need to take a fucking piss.
Who are these niggas.
Love for blood though.
Love for you fucking faggot.
Whenever. You are welcome /couch/car/cross country whenever.
im infatuated with everyone here who isnt luka
part of me is glad. part of me never wants it to end.
Well that was odd the same thing twice.
How much are you making
I am excluding myself from that.
thanks bro. have a nice night
IM INFATUATED WITH DARWIN THE MOST
I INFATUATE YOU
This week alone should be about 500-600. Next week might push that near 1K.
Hey whatever happened to Herbie?
he was here the other night i think
He is alive last I heard.
A bf I think.
I can ask Martin sometime.
BUT I HAVE NO REASON TO BE INFATUATED.
JUST SWOON OVER DARWIN A BUNCH DWEEB.
nice. those pants though
I..I'm infatuated with you senpai
pls marry me till im bored of you <3
I'll buy you the fucking pants after I get my computer.
Jesus fucking hell.
Nah, just get bored with me already.
Also I'm still not your senpai.
buy me pants too
You are always welcome bro. Keep it in heart. And in sanity terms...it wouldn't be RIFK NIGGA WE GONNA GO CRAZY NOW. You ever need to come out to the swamps to get your head straight you are more than welcome. Know that.
it would definitely be nice to get away for a bit
everyone's getting pants
I also get to remove them from you.
I'm not that either. Also, I have no money, and hopefully the time is cheap.
It'd be a shame if you spent more than a few weeks or so infatuated with me.
Hello. How're you?
Let's take Mugen to the pants kitchen for free pants.
YOU GET A PAIR OF PANTS
YOU GET A PAIR OF PANTS
YOU GET A PAIR OF PANTS
EVERYONE GETS A PAIR OF PANTS
Love and light.
Well that herb nigga was a good kid.
Keep it in mind bro.
he'll probably pawn the pants for dota skins tho
But the pants I have are the pants I need.
I can't take these pants.
Time well spent if you ask me
The same. And you?
Also I want my compression underpants back.
will do <4
Squash I really need some red shorts for work.
You'll have to replace them.
Everyone needs more than one pair of pants.
If anything somebody should buy other people skirts.
PLS. There are a lot better things to do that sit around being infatuated with some internet dork.
What is the same, again?
I'm doing fine. Though I seem to keep going into bouts of dread fairly often.
I have many more pairs of pants, but, these new ones I cannot accept.
I MAY AS WELL BUY SOME NEW ONES THEN.
OR you could buy me new ones as well.
lol i love whoever made this
Did they increase the requirements for LoL and U18chan?
Why am I always having to buy you shit?
When are you going to give me things, you ungrateful tosser?
Midnight business meetings are a pain in the ass btw
Shirts are overrated.
Oh, I thought Elma said shirts.
You get your compression shorts back!
Do the good thing, give them to starving kids in Africa.
They'll eat anything at that point. Serve up some cloth stew.
Haha, very funny, Izaya.
Jokes on you though because I use e621 more than Leeky Forums.
YOU SHOULDN"T HAVE THEM TO BEGIN WITH
I would've used "tops" :3
rifk fuck sale.
Just the same. The same as I always am doing.
bouts of dread
My dread doesn't come in bouts. It just stays there always all the time. What is your dread about?
I'm not really sure what you expected.
I'll keep the pants, jeez.
I ain't the world police.
I am going to hunt you down and take them off of you by force.
rifk are you working in Kuwait?
I'll be a little rusty, but I'm sure it'll be fun.
If you'd be so kind as to send me a random item after the fight, anything is alright, I would appreciate it greatly.
I'll even send something back if you need it too.
I never wear a shirt unless I'm actually going somewhere. The second I get home I take my shirt off. They're so restrictive and it's just more comfortable to not wear anything.
is that proto?
I meant u18chan, the comic site.
My joke is still in tact.
Kemonono was better.
U18 has too much shit.
I feel like you are actually wanting that.
I'll give you my dragons balls.
Its at that point in the night when I skip words while typing.
Just. Do it.
It's good to feel wanted.
I find their debates insightful and enlightening.
Good thing I have no interest in you.
It's all bitching about SJWs and Red Rusker rape.
I know. You've talked about this before.
Can't. Too busy.
Plus, shipping to Africa seems expensive. I'd rather just send them some actual food.
Cloth stew isn't actual food...?
Save the pants until you -can- ship. Anything to help Africans in need. =nod nod=
As long as I get what I want. I only care about material things anyway.
I did say "work" pants.
Also if we do a call tonight I'm just going to curl up in my chair and listen to you do stuff.
No need to get all Salty.
Song for tp.
Hug and love.
I get the sneaky suspicion you're of the African persuasion.
being a sex worker is still technically work.
Haha. Yeah, I know that feel.
All your images tempt me to play that game but Wii U...
So it's up to you if you want to call.
What? I would never.
This tred sucks.. want me to make one tp?
Trying to. Your net-zero connection makes it challenging.
Are you just Neko-wafer's alias?
I don't particularly like this mindfuck ;~;
I got what I came for~
tfw going to sleep at 6am
Never heard of them.
@Garbage Can Lid
up to you man. i'm watching a movie mostly
I was implying your "work" clothes would be something risque.
Oh what movie?
trainwreck. almost done.
rifk bullshit movie
who even are you? ban?
Oh, I already have one. Just playing it isn't something I normally do.
The guy posting squiddie porn is Ban.
it's not as good as i was hoping
Is that scoot?
He's just the one who sucked off Doots.
rifk peace on the internet has come to end after 1 short year.
rifk the war goes on.
I will greatly think about it now.
Might be fun~
qt sucked Scoots?
That has to be the real proto.
Kinda seems like Uno, but it's been a while
Filenames don't mean much
You might become addicted to squid kids like me though.
But im not infatuated with myself...
ANYONE I LOVE LEFT?
PROTO1 WAR GOD.
I never build RoA on Annie, and I never will.
I meant me. I am the internet dork.
RIFK WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SECURITY?
You rush DFG. OH WAIT
Does anyone have a yuno gasai folder?
Annie and Lulu are just for pedophiles to play as and pretend to be little girls with.
yeah that is defiantly proto
Stranger things have happened.
Is there a problem with that?
Can someone please tell me what is Trigun about, and if it is any good
Yeah I guess so. I warned you though.
I am here, Proto.
NONE CAN OPPOSE ME
Is Weev free yet?
Why the hostility, sir?
Kind of wish Proto would just stop cruise control posting and say something actually personable for once.
Vash and two bitches that follow him get into western style gunfight predicaments.
weev has been free for days
dat shaky bottom-of-the-bag ounce.
RIFK WAR GOD.
GIMME A HUG OR SONG.
I listen to no warnings!
fuck you nerd
Is it kinda like Bebop?
Hey, suck my dick.
song for proto
you would want that wouldnt you fag boi
Twitch master race.
It's not gay.
You're a "girl".
I'd say no to that, but I'm not really sure. It's been a while since I've watched either of them.
And how would you rate Samurai Champblue?
WHere is tp i will a tred for you
says every fur faggot ever.
lol no, i actually have a dick
now get buttblasted and put me low on your tier list because of my clever trickery
The only thing I'm gonna put you on is my dick.
Probably like 7-8/10.
Why so high?
I thought that was one of the shows that's supposed to be rated high *shrug*
Hey, so are you but you don't see me complaining.
trust me proto you are always trying to get home
Anyways, I only know of it because of nujabes, the guy who made the soundtrack to the anime
I do though.
I think I have some of his stuff as well. Pretty good chillout music.
I am in love with luvsic
I literally just want to sit on my dick and squash my thighs with your massive posterior.
tp you still here?
tfw there are actually people who come to this board for just one person
Get their skype or something, jesus.
Don't question it.
Don't be jealous.
Made A TREAD FOR YOU.
I'm not, I just don't get why they can't ask for some way to talk without being on the board.
And I just want to be left alone,
rip your dreams
@Garbage Can Lid
tfw Chii won't go She-Hulk on your dick
I only come here to talk to Bloodchan.
lol you're supposed to wait for 300 images. fuck the police
BC is a pretty unique individual, so I don't blame you.
Yeah, but who cares?
That's like freaking out at somebody for using a public water bubbler when they could've just as easily just bought a bottled water.
I'm not freaking out or anything, it just seems like a hassle compared to the alternative.
A hassle for whom?
If it doesn't concern you, why care?
For both the people talking, really.
I don't care too much to get all huffy about it, you know.