Claim your waifui get dilla

SniperWish
SniperWish

claim your waifu
i get dilla

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXeywtmWKzU
https://strawpoll.me/5091954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXeywtmWKzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC4gpClnglc
https://www.dynomighty.com/mighty-wallet/
http://www.bikerringshop.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/dark-brown-ostrich-wallet-3.jpg
RumChicken
RumChicken

I claim next poster

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@StonedTime
who r u

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
Oh wonderful.

Fate has once again brought us together.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Post waifus

TechHater
TechHater

emma s'il vous plaît porter visage noir donc je peux haïr baiser une nigress français

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
very good waifu.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@eGremlin
Hi 😁

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
Best waifu.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
Surement pas.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
hello, how are you?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef
but only if you're a shinji. are you a shinji?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
baiser de ma vie

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
Saber is super cool ^_^ I am so late to the party.

@BunnyJinx
I am not a baka! baka.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
Chocon

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
Is there a pony version of 420.moe?

whereismyname
whereismyname

this is an english language image board.

Nojokur
Nojokur

186782
Maybe I am.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
Pretty good! This house i ate brunch at is awesome

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
Not sure.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Spazyfool
Useless.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

posting waifu

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Illusionz
visiting someone or what? what made the house awesome?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
fite me.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fried_Sushi
Theres hella cute pups, and my parents are talking to their friends about strip clubs

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Dreamworx
Stop kissing ass.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Brunch. Sounds pretty appetizing right now.

Hungers.

I might buy some waifu material. Ach!

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
post waifu's naked body.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

posting husbando's waifu

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
post husbando's waifu's naked ass.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC
you mean in general or certain strip clubs in particular? in either case it sounds like perfect brunch conversation.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Raving_Cute
Tsooch it's so manly the way you can scarf down hamburgers and you don't look like Shaggy at all you tall handsome devil I wish we were better friends and all we should hang out more.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

posting waifu

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
that sounds like a terrible idea.

King_Martha
King_Martha

what the fuck is this pony shit? ponyfuckers in thread?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
Rainbow Dash could fuck Fluttershy up.

girlDog
girlDog

@King_Martha
I don't know but I wish it would continue

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Pone

farquit
farquit

@Lord_Tryzalot
I wish I was fat and pretended to be a girl but alas, genetics does not favor that.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
typical mlp fan.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
I'll make eggs and toast and bacon for you
@Harmless_Venom
Some strip club where the girls are acrobats.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Welcome :3
XD well this plac can be dark funny lovin mean and epic at the same time :P

Take no one seriously and don't take anyone's word for anything XD. Oh and don't get offended easily cause otherwise u won't be able to enjoy :P

Welcome pony feget xP

5mileys
5mileys

@Nojokur
*squeezes your butt to determine*

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
hello dear

takes2long
takes2long

@MPmaster
i disagree

w8t4u
w8t4u

erin post butt goo

Bidwell
Bidwell

qt post a picture of your face.

@happy_sad
damn. nice. so when you go you KNOW you're getting a pro.

massdebater
massdebater

@farquit
Well, you may not be 'fat' but you've definitely got homely or less down.
And you do a gud job of pissing people off by being autistic in other ways. c:
@viagrandad
breddy much

iluvmen
iluvmen

erin post fav pony

Inmate
Inmate

Later.

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
bye love

likme
likme

stop ganging up with demands

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@5mileys
So now you know i'm Erin.
@cum2soon
Hello

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
*pet*

@lostmypassword
see above

hairygrape
hairygrape

@happy_sad
I would kill for some Prosciutto, scrambled eggs and toast layered in lurpak, with a nice cafetiere of freshly ground coffee.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Poker_Star
oh damn

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
it's spiderman

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

what happens in the webm?

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
Watch out for my stand power.

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
*breaks out super petting power*

Methnerd
Methnerd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXeywtmWKzU

i wish qt would break out his super petting power on me.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Bidwell
Haha yeah

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
*revs up petting engine*

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

:stopgayrp:

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
why are you playing with doggies and shitposting instead of talking about strip clubs?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
yes.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methshot
Reported.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

THREAD! To the strip club!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Snarelure
*normal pet*

@Skullbone
*hyper pet*

Emberfire
Emberfire

kelly ripa is an american treasure

Evilember
Evilember

@Sharpcharm
Ive never been to one
@PackManBrainlure
chuu

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
*pet*

Flameblow
Flameblow

oh shit there's already an hd stream of trainwreck out. best saturday ever

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn
*purr*

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
:3
hows things?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
It's not very gud.
Very predictable and pretty unfunny.

RavySnake
RavySnake

...But it DOES have John Cena in it

WebTool
WebTool

Waifu Material
Or new monitor

This distresses me.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberburn
Am I cute?

Pic related

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TurtleCat
lol

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

glance at yans trip
notice the "g" at the end

@TurtleCat
*pet*
youll always be cute in my eyes

RumChicken
RumChicken

He's rolli in the blankets.
@TalkBomber
Good! This dog is cute

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TurtleCat
portraits of texas

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberburn
i'll take it.

@Burnblaze
let's visit cooki at her acrobat strip club.

@Evilember
neither have i. we're going to do an Leeky Forums meetup at the acrobat strip club.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
movie when

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RumChicken
he looks cute

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
@CouchChiller
FOR BRUNCH!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
@StonedTime
I'm here all weekend.
@LuckyDusty
What if I get fat?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@eGremlin
Can you, like, not be?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

yan shall henceforth be referred to as the big friendly gay
https://strawpoll.me/5091954

@CouchChiller
good to hear

@eGremlin
then youll be my cute, chubby ban

FastChef
FastChef

@AwesomeTucker
what

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
big friendly gay

for u

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperWish
donuts

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
Ok!
@DeathDog
Yeah he is. Ive got dog hair on my dress now

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
in fact slow soft petting better than hyper pets.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BinaryMan
I wanna stay with you for the rest of my life and die one day before you so I never have go without you.

The pact is sealed.
@AwesomeTucker
Then I'm gonna go on HRT and become a mod.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@PurpleCharger
but ive already found my big guy

@BunnyJinx
lel

@GoogleCat
suit yourself

@StrangeWizard
kek

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
That movie was attack on titan before it was even a thing.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@StrangeWizard
NO

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CodeBuns
yes.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fuzzy_Logic
wha? you prefer fast pets?

Nojokur
Nojokur

We still roll these "post your waifu" things instead of hijacking them?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Just bought an Asuka figurine.

Can I be in the club now?

@Fuzzy_Logic
Kek Kek Kek

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
*pet*

@whereismyname
it wasnt necessarily a fast pet, just an extra super pet

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Fuzzy_Logic
Then I start the camwhoring.
@Ignoramus
No turning back now.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
y u do this

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Illusionz
Takpls

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spazyfool
post it.

@Supergrass
idk i guess super just doesn't make a pet sound appealing. make me think of a car wash, you know?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Dreamworx
and id still love you just as much as i do now

@Fried_Sushi
because yan a silly

@Need_TLC
you wouldnt walk through a car wash of pets?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
The being together is not what is horrifying; you had to throw in the whole HRT angle.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
Nothing fancy. But needed the waifu material.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
How fucking dare you
I shall not be sullied in such a trifle manner

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Garbage Can Lid
*pet*

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
a car wash of pets? sounds nice.
a pet from a car wash? no thanks. and especially not with the super deluxe service.

@Lunatick
it looks nice!
only watched the original series. what's the deal with the rebuilds?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool
gimme a sec, smoke time, ill return and explain.

tl;dr americanized michael bay of tv series

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Raving_Cute
Does that mean you don't care for me very much?
@Nude_Bikergirl
Oh that was a joke.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sir_Gallonhead
pls

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
enjoy literal cancer. i'll be waiting.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
Never do this to me again.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fuzzy_Logic
It happens

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spamalot
if only i could have a pooch of my own

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
What?
@King_Martha
I think I could of been passable if I started when I was like 16 though.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
I'll be your pooch
Bark bark
Growl
Whimper

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
Oh, what "could of" been, indeed.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
No.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
Most of the trannies we've had have all started transitioning in their early to mid 20s. :^)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
nice gotcha, bro ;D

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
I would never give up being a white cis male though.
@happy_sad
Start young for the best results.

5mileys
5mileys

@girlDog
you know thats not what i mean

@Evil_kitten
but i cant take you for long walks into the countryside

cum2soon
cum2soon

why do I like kissing tummys so much

takes2long
takes2long

@cum2soon
kiss my tummy and i'll love you forever.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
Yeah I know.

askme
askme

@cum2soon
SLUT

Bidwell
Bidwell

@MPmaster
That was some good suicide stick.

kissing tummy leads to sucking dick/eating vag.

massdebater
massdebater

@viagrandad
XD
@5mileys
Ok, as long as i get to sleep at the foot of the bed.
@cum2soon
Because it's cute, and it shows affection?

I wish I got tummy kisses. Their fuckin adorable

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
*kisses your tummy*

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
now explain rebuilds, you irresponsible cunt!

@iluvmen
no, you dummy... irl

idontknow
idontknow

fuck, whats a good superuser manager for android?

@cum2soon
because youre gay

@w8t4u
i know

@massdebater
*pet*

likme
likme

@massdebater
I thought you were supposed to be a cat.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
c-come to florida
@idontknow
I'm not /that/ gay

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
Bsically the Rebuilds are a movie version of the original series. They serve as a Michael Bay-ified version as they focus on action and leave out alot of the psychological/emotional undertones of the original series.

The rebuilds though are more aesthetically pleasing.

In short terms; for me, the Rebuilds I would say are like an Intro to the Evangelion universe.

Evangelion Lite.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
I'll take that as a yes. *suddenly a corgie, on my back with my leg wiggling*
@likme
Corgies are cute though

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
i wish i could go i want tummy kisses so badly
the internet tummy kiss was good though

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
lol okay
so in this case calories would be freud

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
I wish I could kiss a tummy really bad too

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Gigastrength
You got issues.

Techpill
Techpill

@Gigastrength
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXeywtmWKzU

Methshot
Methshot

nevermind

@lostmypassword
pls

@hairygrape
*rubs belly and feeds ham*

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
Yes, they would be. I might watch the first rebuild before bed. They also introduced some new characters in the Rebuilds and explored the universe along a different path. Shinji essentially has a stronger relationship with Rei in this. As he causes the near Third Impact trying to save Rei.

Go watch though. Its good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC4gpClnglc

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
*nom nom* yumm! *runs around you in circles*

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@hairygrape
I meant I thought you always rp-ed as a cat in thread.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

cooki post tummy

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methnerd
i'm certain i'll end up watching them sometime soon. finished the original series like a month ago and i still can't get it out of my head. too good.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
Shut up, TP.
No.

Skullbone
Skullbone

:(

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

:(

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
I don't understand why they made kids do this.

Never seen it before.

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
I don't understand why they made kids do this
Because anime.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Tummies.

@Evilember
@Emberfire

Flameblow
Flameblow

@PackManBrainlure
Some times yeah
@Carnalpleasure
Sure when im home

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
@Firespawn
Oh yeah that makes more sense now.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
that's because it isn't explained. we're just supposed to assume they're the ones who have to do it.
also this @Evilember

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TreeEater
cute

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Flameblow
this is pleasing

WebTool
WebTool

@Flameblow
Fair enough.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperWish
Bark bark! *tail wiggidy waggs*

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
Pacific rim did a better job than that.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
you can stop now if you want

RumChicken
RumChicken

1. it's a play on how every other mech series has kids doing it
2. the kids have to do it because the only way to get the evas to work is to put a soul in them and then have the children of whoever the soul belonged to to get in the womb and pilot

#srsanswer

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
2. the kids have to do it because the only way to get the evas to work is to put a soul in them and then have the children of whoever the soul belonged to to get in the womb and pilot

This.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

3deep

DeathDog
DeathDog

btw the plugs are willies and the neckholes are vaginas

the kids are fucking their mothers.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

dafuq is this womb shit
did i miss something?

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
Florida

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
Essentuially the Evas have the soul(usually) of the pilot's mother. This then means tha ttheir souls sync best. Hence why the pilots are chosen. The contencious issue is whether or not the pilot/mother are selected before the other.

Its a deep psychological theme.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@eGremlin
aw shit
so when asuka's eva doesn't work...
aw shit

it'll be great watching this again.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@eGremlin
SPOILERS DIPSHOT.

FastChef
FastChef

@LuckyDusty
Oki

JunkTop
JunkTop

WOW THAT WAS A BIG SPOILER
YOU ARE THE WORST POSTER

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
that's not a spoilers

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BinaryMan
Damn good yes.

@AwesomeTucker
@JunkTop
Its been 20 years. You've had chance to watch it asswipe.

And it isn't a spoiler.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
you got that rei is shinji's mom's clone, right? and that he wants to fuck her too

the boy is very troubled.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
How the fuck is learning that the PILOT'S MOTHER'S SOUL IS THE EVA NOT A SPOILER!?

try not to explain with spoilers.
and yes, it's been 20 years.
but I get bored every time I try to watch it.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOCO

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
loco!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
indeed. that's why i gotta cap him.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
hurrdurr i am a bookworm lelelelelellelelele

gets bored with eva

stop breathing.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
cooooki.

@New_Cliche
you want to fuck your mom.

whereismyname
whereismyname

LOCO DOING GOD'S WORK.

@GoogleCat
Because it isn't. Deal with the circumstances you pleb.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
I'd probably have more fun reading the novelization.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
nah. but other than that i've been seeing shinji in me more and more.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

The story isn't hinged on that one facet of information.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
the novelisation would be shit because none of the use of quiet and stillness would translate and it doesn't make sense to deconstruct, subvert and invert tropes from japanese anime into a novel.

novelisations are shit.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
You've watched EoE, right?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Dreamworx
yes.
the end of that was the start of me thinking "holy shit. i'm shinji."

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
Better not be, punk.

@Supergrass
I wouldn't know.
I haven't seen it.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stark_Naked
then watch it holy shit. anyone who is the least bit appreciative of the things you claim to appreciate fucking dotes over it.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
Watch it bitch.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
Yea, yea. I've heard all about it. The intellectualize of its themes, the deep and complex narrative of childhood and morals and responsibility etc. With one ear only, to avoid spoiling it, but yes, I at least know people rave about it.

Lunatick
Lunatick

tummy

186990
hai!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

they're trying to trick you
everyone knows eva is actually just a big joke played on the anime fandom
don't watch it

Booteefool
Booteefool

Don't watch it
keep Scoots agonizing over the fact that you haven't.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
then

watch

it. if it were a book it would have won the nobel prize in literature and the nobel prize in literature would be prestigious for once.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH NEON GENESIS EVANGELION AND THE REBUILDS AND THE END OF EVANGELION OTHERWISE YOU AREN'T IN THE ANIMUS CLUB

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lunatick
you make me feel fat. i tell myself it's because i prefer naturalistic beauty and prefer looking like something from a painting but

no. i just like cake.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
Then I will experience it.

Later. But I'll stop putting it off.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
but i haven't watched the rebuilds can i still be in the club pls

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Lunatick

Nice.

@Booteefool

Don't watch what?

@Harmless_Venom

Something that arbitrary will never pander to all critics, silly user.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
Goddammnit, I thought I was over getting homework, you cunt.

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
nezi pls

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@King_Martha
You gotta watch them. You have a special exemption until then.

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
This is a kawaiii fun homework though!

Unless you are a baka.

Anta Baka?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
th-thank you
i'm so happy

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
i can't tell if you mean anno-kun being an hypothetical Nobel laureate is an arbitrary expression or if you mean the series itself is arbitrary and would never win the nobel prize

language is meant to communicate. you are raping language with your vagueries.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
Just keep watching Cracked. It's better.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
You know I'm a baka though...
*sigh* Where do I start?

5mileys
5mileys

i haven't watched the rebuilds

it's like

"solzhenitsyn! for kids!"

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
go to check shinji folder
remember it being about 600 images
its gone

Oh well.

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
Start with the NGE. Then go EoE. Then when you have despaired and had your 3 mental breakdowns; Go watch the rebuilds for a semi-pick me up and full time re-run of the breakdowns.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lunatick
I want to kiss your tummy

askme
askme

@cum2soon
why you looking for shinji? you're supposed to post asuka.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Also remember when I thought KaworuxShinji was cutest ship.

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
SOME OF THE AFTER-HOURS EPISODES ARE
GET OFF MY BACK

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
To share of course. Baka!

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
What is EoE?

idontknow
idontknow

@Boy_vs_Girl
I like cake too! I just force myself to workout, You should draw me some time, it'd be very cool!
@Spamalot
yiss
@w8t4u
AH D-DO IT PLEASE

likme
likme

@iluvmen
i will only use anime folders if i make them by capping the series i like.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
yeah sure. skype me a picture or a few or something.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@happy_sad

It's the fault of the recipient. You can't always hold the messenger accountable; especially not when any deeper meaning behind a conversation should be an emergent property trodding into our attention over time. It happens after we exchange queries and statements, nigger.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
Very smooth.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@lostmypassword
yay! <3 You're the best loco

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Inmate
End of evangelion. Its like an OVA of the NGE series.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

haagen daas ice cream and fresh strawberries.

Fugg yiss.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

All Eva girls are shit waifus tbh

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
deeper meaning has no place in ordinary conversations if not secondary. clarity is necessary. you need to limit my interpretations so i don't misinterpret. because if i misinterpret where do we go.

did they not teach you this in irish school.

@hairygrape
If I wanted to be smooth, I'd tell her she's beautiful.

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
*poke*

Methnerd
Methnerd

@massdebater
what else do you watch

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Poker_Star
not tonight though, i left my tablet wire in Spain.

wait for me <3

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@idontknow
see
@iluvmen

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Gigastrength
what flavo(u)r

@Deadlyinx
but they are good waifus
flcl is good too

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

someone better not die because of you gnomes

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Techpill

It has a place as soon as we attribute it, which is what we're exercising right now. All conversations would be ordinary if no one escalated a subset of them into something more meaningful. Unfortunately I can't infer your understanding of the world, so you will either have to fill me in with the Socratic method, or I figure it out eventually.

I've only lived here for a month now. It's a nice place, but I wouldn't want to get educated here. See? Misunderstandings are commonplace. In a colloquial setting, we just don't care as much.

Now tell me something interesting.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
Which is best waifu from each series

be quick I'm judging you harshly based on this

@Methshot
*squirms*

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Techpill
Or tell her by linking me.
Like silk, baby.

@Methnerd
I could come up with a substantial list of audio/visual media I've wasted my life away with. Recently I've found Louis Theroux's documentaries. Just him and a crew getting a grasp and some insight on random happenings around America (mostly).

Otherwise, I'd recommend Vice docs.

Emberburn
Emberburn

GNOMES IS A SHIT WAIFU </3

@Carnalpleasure
Strawberry cheesecake

Emberfire
Emberfire

wait who the FUCK is Ireland?

Evilember
Evilember

@TreeEater
ye! <3
@PackManBrainlure
Kimochi ii~
(´ε` )♡
@Skullbone
*hug*
@Emberburn
Gnomes is a cute midget tho

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
asuka
haruko
i find i usually empathize with the mc very strongly in shows i enjoy a lot

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
not bad but i reach for that chocolate every time

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
d-daisuki

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
But h-he never calls when he says he will ;~;

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Snarelure
can't misunderstand everything though. clarify it initially in the communication or by correction; if it doesn't get done conversation drops the pretense of exchange and we become narcissists blaring obfuscations at eachother. or embrace that.

My something interesting is that the Irish diminutive form of dark is Ciarán and that is my name. I am a Dark One.

I missed you a lot <3

WebTool
WebTool

@Burnblaze
It's a shame Louis doesn't do more. The 'by reason of insanity' one was nice. But you can see the majority of his work in a day. I liked the Vice Doc on North Korea and Krokodil but haven't seen much else.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
It has been in the freezer so long. And we need to empty it.

I too would have went for a chocolate based flavour.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i need something to watch

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
well ice cream is ice cream

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
Stop adding unnecessary u's to words you silly British cunt.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
grass growing

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake

Nigger, you damn well could if you were inclined to bust my balls to that degree. What I'm trying to say is that every conversation is like this. We gradually come to terms with each other and things slowly start to make sense. Just ask if you're wondering about anything.

I am a Dark One.

I knew you were a nigger. 1 to user, 0 to nigger.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
Fukken truth.

@RumChicken
Stop tipping tea into harboUrs

DeathDog
DeathDog

@WebTool
It managed to make North Korea look bleak and terrifying at the same time. I'd be okay with never going there in my lifetime.

Can't really tell if Louis is playing the character of 'aloof-English-documentarian', but he plays it well. Never seen By Reason of Insanity. Might watch it now.

Sometimes I think I don't take away as much as I could from visual media than I could if I was paying attention. I guess part of it is that it's made to entertain.

*shrugs*

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
u nvr judged me wat givs?

TechHater
TechHater

whou dares question 'er majesty's ourthougraphy

TOU THE GALLOUWS

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TechHater
lol

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TalkBomber
Anata nashi de doshitara i nodesu ka?
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
@SniperWish
I'm sorry *pat*

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

OUFF WIT' 'IS BRAINBOUX

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
How do I stop the feels.

I have to periodically drink bottles of water to rehydrate enought to crai.

(;*△*;)

JunkTop
JunkTop

@FastChef
omf

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Evilember
Pfft

You're a cute midget.

@VisualMaster
You're worse than Muu with your unnecessary u's.

@ZeroReborn
Not sure you want the honest answer to that question.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PurpleCharger
u r 2 <3

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

brb playin league!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@FastChef
i'm jealous.

@PurpleCharger
i do!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Back from bath, what I miss?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
EVERYTHING

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@DeathDog
Sometimes Louis slips a joke in. Makes me think he does it more in his private life.

Reading in a lot of cases is better to learn from. Offers more description.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

guys
plep is a homo

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StrangeWizard
kamuu posted dick then immediately deleted it

whereismyname
whereismyname

@JunkTop
I know. Love is pain.

@PurpleCharger
Heathen!

@GoogleCat
Of?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
God damnit, well, at least all my sins are awashed now.

@Stupidasole
No teasing pls qt, lest you get a spanking.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
your crying.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Ignoramus

If it isn't the fucking kind nerd himself, blessing us with his presence. Got any Pokemon plushies lately?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Snufkin
'Murica
This ain't no Zamphire of mine.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

what the fuck is with these anonymous posters?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Dreamworx
Everyone is hiding away from you.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
@Dreamworx
@Dreamworx
@Dreamworx
@Dreamworx
seriously though

Heil Hitler dubs demands a proper response to this question.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Oh wait, that was Joxter, my bad.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@New_Cliche
Oh, definitely.
There's one where this brothel worker tries to get a rise out of him. He was a pro. Just made the worker want him more.

I agree. Just seems like I've wasted hours on Youtube and so much of it just comes across as trivia. Not sure if you've heard of Vsauce or Crash Course, but you can watch a dozen of those and not learn a thing.

An exaggeration, but yea.
It's entertainment disguised as education.
A good example of striking a balance is probably Cosmos.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

shower.

Lunatick
Lunatick

when anons post

im all liek

didn't read lol

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Lunatick

Your shenanigans are killing the thread. It's not too late for you to come to our side -- the right side.

Booteefool
Booteefool

the white side*

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

didn't read lol

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Booteefool

Not that far right.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Harmless_Venom
Drunkfort 1 macros
May god have mercy on us.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

No fort

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
god weeps

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperWish
Has Wish been claimed? Otherwise dibs.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
Nietzsche was right all along.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Please. You know my feelings on the Fort meme.

girlDog
girlDog

GOD AN HERO

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
don't be a loser

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member

Adoration to no end?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
The question is, why are you in Ireland?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evil_kitten
@farquit
This is a test. A test of faith. The lord almighty is my Shield and Sword.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@haveahappyday
the closet is your shield, your dick is your sword, and men's anuses are your enemy

5mileys
5mileys

Today was a good day :3

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad

Life is good here. People are warmer, jobs plenty- and bountiful, and people know how to drink a beer. I hate beer though, seriously.

Oh, and the accent is a deal sealer. I'm working here.

@haveahappyday

@haveahappyday

You nailed god to your shield? That's messed up, bro.

takes2long
takes2long

wish trips i don't have ;-;

w8t4u
w8t4u

@takes2long
mfw you don't have my trip

askme
askme

@cum2soon
Wasn't it all that good in Sweden then, I'm just assuming you're this one fellow.

Bidwell
Bidwell

i'm back. and now i'm leaving to eat.

@5mileys
glad to hear it!

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u
i asked for it and you refused, it was instantly devalued.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater
I don't care what value you place on it, though.
It is my trip and mine alone!

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
Trips have value?
How you get one?

idontknow
idontknow

@askme

Nah, man, Sweden is amazing. God I love Sweden. Lakes, the atmosphere, Stockholm city, friends, family. Hypothetically if I ever lived there, of course.

While Ireland isn't as watery, we have these huge hills overlooking us from one side. It's-a great!

likme
likme

@King_Martha
Repulsive.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

lksdjfa;lsdjflkasdjf;a

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
I'm just presuming a whole lot, but did you move there because there were no jobs available?

hairygrape
hairygrape

I'm bored again

Playboyize
Playboyize

Hello thread~

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@iluvmen
it's a shame that i'm the tripcode princess and your trip is universally worthless since you spurred my advances on it :/
@Inmate
#ィ_戰::e戞

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
Drink.

@Playboyize
'Sup Elmers?

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
Find Murder/Loodz/Darwin/etc.

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
Just got back from work. How's you?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
And yet, it is still mine and not yours~

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Playboyize
Well, well.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TreeEater
Long time no see, Uno-chan.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Deadlyinx
No moni
@Techpill
murder is not on, loodz isn't here darwin is ded

Snarelure
Snarelure

@kizzmybutt

I just had this burning desire to experience something fresh, you know? Got a referral to a good company, had a couple of interviews and got the job. Had no seconds thoughts about packing up and blasting my way there.

Eating Irish curry now. Shit's so. Damn. Good. Dawg.

More importantly, how are you, SD? No short-hand answers, give me the whole package.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Nojokur
implying

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
It certainly has been a long time, hasn't it? How've you been?

Evilember
Evilember

@Gigastrength
... that's some demon language you're speaking.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TreeEater
Hi Uno~

@Sharpcharm
Pfffff.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methshot
Working those weekend shifts, eh?
Pretty good, went cycling earlier and bought some beer again.

@Carnalpleasure
Blatant lies.

@Snarelure
Ah, then I know what you mean.
Pretty damn good, just being at home for the weekend before I'm off to military again, hoping that I won't have too many of these 2 week periods without any free time so I can at least drop in by.
Pretty hyped though, got accepted into MP training .

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow

Hell yeah, man! That's what I want to hear! What do you mean by Multiple Personality training, by the way?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
Doing very well, thanks.

What about you?

@Flameblow
mmhm. Mondays are my only days off.

That's smart. It's a pretty nice day out here too. I might buy my friends bike soon. It would beat walking 45 minutes to work^^

SniperWish
SniperWish

wish confirmed a pimp

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Snarelure
You're being overbearing again.

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
Hihi Dotts~
How's your nice clean cutlery?

@TalkBomber
Awesome~
Same old same old, really - aside from this next year at uni being my last and stuff so I'm kinda nervous for a number of reasons.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Is Ireland Echo or Loco?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber

Get this, the Irish government is offering people a huge tax reduction if they buy a bicycle here. Enough to cover roughly 80% of the bike's cost, up to 1000 euro.

@RavySnake

1. No such thing.
2. Great ice breaker.
3. ?? GET OUT OF MY FACE

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperGod
Now that would be some shit, unfortunately it's Military Police.
Probably one of the top 5 most physically requiring positions they offer which in the end will be all fun since I get to play with a lot of equipment which others have no access to.

@TalkBomber
Biking is the best activity there is, at least to me.

@TurtleCat
Neither.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat
Neither.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RavySnake
my laptop died and i fell asleep, I'm sorry

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TurtleCat
I haven't seen Echo in forever.
I just assumed he exclusively plays League with Neru any time he gets on the internet

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
Good.
I just washed up some more dishes.

Did your Steam die?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@LuckyDusty

I don't want to give you any naughty ideas, but you should look into being a top performer and maybe getting assigned into a private military organization. That's where people actually get paid well enough to justify the risks.

What kind of equipment are we talking about here? Oculus Rift with vacuum penis suction tubes? That does seem like a sweet gig.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Won my game mwahaha

TechHater
TechHater

@BlogWobbles
Why are you doing this to yourself?

@StonedTime
You're more needlessly apologetic than me. It's fine.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@LuckyDusty
@RumChicken
Then who is even Irish?

@CouchChiller
But Neru is his "girl"friend? :^)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@WebTool
Don't be nervous.

@BlogWobbles
But why are bicycles so expensive there?

Also post more sexy gothic chicks please.

@LuckyDusty
It's pretty cool. What else do you like to do?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@eGremlin
A gfur poster.

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
t-thanks

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
Christ.
We have enough gay furries as it is.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@JunkTop
*rub*

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

huh. guess i'm not leaving yet.

@TechHater
^3^ <3 <3 <3 <3
did you wait for me to leave before posting?
>

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
The common rule is not to stick out, since then you'll get assigned a whole lot of shit and get more pressure, same applies for being too shit.
Pretty close, just night vision goggles, pistol, extra plating for the vest and a whole lot of small electric boogaloos.

@eGremlin
Someone from Sweden who was known by Limes, that's all I've got.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@ZeroReborn

Cute
Spider

Son, you need to stop breaking the fabric of reality.

@TechHater

A great society is run by men who plant trees whose shade they will never see. Not really, but this has its great charm.

@BinaryMan

I don't think they're all that more expensive than anywhere else, dawg. Get your bike privilege in order.

@BinaryMan

Only if you tell me something of great interest.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
Feed me tripcodes.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
ampontan
@StrangeWizard
spiders are adorable!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@VisualMaster
Nah, I just have it set to offline for some slightly complicated reasons.

How's it feel to have your freedom back?

@BinaryMan
I mean, it's not like I can help it... final year's gonna be the hardest and it was hard already...

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
hi

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BinaryMan
I don't really know, it's been just cycling/drinking/sleeping/vidya for me for a good while now.
Although vidya is like the minor part there.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Raving_Cute
People working in the basement shut off my internet.

Anyway yeah I've heard of Vsause they go wildly off topic but are entertaining.

Cosmos is good but I really don't care about the history behind important scientists and their beef with religion. Sort've made it a bit worse imo.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
Ahh, sure.

Good, though I regret having to wash my own dishes again.
It was fun to have you over.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@GoogleCat
Abhorrent.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StrangeWizard
I like a modified version of a similar quote, "the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago; the second best time was 20 years ago."

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@GoogleCat

That's the unfortunate fate of the talented, but it will also open up a lot more doors for you than for the average Joe. Don't let people talk you into not aiming high.

JUST NIGHTVISION GOGGLES

How about you just tell me where you are so I can visit you and get to try all this shit.

@New_Cliche

No, you are wrong; get out of my face.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fuzzy_Logic
dont wanna post them tho

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CouchChiller
You are correct

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Stupidasole
hi :D
kisu shite~!
(。・//ε//・。)
@Dreamworx
(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

#≦ノ擽n.「
#9Z2W蜿Q「

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
@Fried_Sushi
Erin is feeding me.

@Raving_Cute
I hope these are cool.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
Erin is feeding me.
Just like he did for Luka. :^)

That is only a jab at Luka before you say anything.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx
She is right. Spiders are cute.

@Raving_Cute
Uh-oh.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nude_Bikergirl
Erin is feeding me.
Just like he did for Luka. :^)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
posting trips publicly

@Nude_Bikergirl
*pet*

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

07/31/2015 INTEREST CREDIT $.01
Gee, thanks.

Savings account interest rates are a fucking joke.

@StrangeWizard
2000 euros seems pricy for a bicycle.

I have nothing interesting to share.

@Ignoramus
Oh. I wouldn't know. I never went to school lol

What are you going to school for?

@whereismyname
At least you're in the minority here that engages in physical activities. :3

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
She is right. Spiders are cute.

@Raving_Cute
Uh-oh.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Dreamworx
I'll only do that near the end of my service time, got to get that promotion to a corporal.
I'm more interested in being trained to use all the different weapons since normal soldiers only ever get to use the RK-95 TP

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Supergrass

Stop judging me all the fucking time, little girl. You should be in school or asleep by now. Piss off.

I'll be honest here: I don't see if the paraphrasing is deeper than just overstating the importance.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Dreamworx
that's a very nice drawing.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Garbage Can Lid
@Booteefool

#Givemefoodmoney

@Harmless_Venom
please no

Soft_member
Soft_member

user... if i thought it were true i don't think i could bear it.

girlDog
girlDog

@Illusionz
Heh ^^
It's not so bad, really~ You just need to get in the habit of doing it or whatever

@Lord_Tryzalot
What do you mean? As in 'for what reason'?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@MPmaster
At least you have the decency to laugh at me in private.

@Soft_member
I'm still waking up. It's a Saturday.

Wait.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Steal it from old dudes' wallets/ladies' purses, you mooch.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@farquit
Giving him advice now?

happy_sad
happy_sad

i'm sorry.
it's all my fault.
i was stupid.
please forgive me.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
Yeaaaah, I know.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
He works at a pool with a bunch of geezers that swim in it.
I assume that would be easier than asking people on the internet.

5mileys
5mileys

@farquit
When do I mooch?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
lol why would he want solutions? solutions won't bring him attention.

takes2long
takes2long

@Lord_Tryzalot

What bicycle are you looking at? I think we have ourselves a misunderstanding, Elma-kun.

You do, but you're too lazy to remember and formulate your thoughts.

@Crazy_Nice
@Sir_Gallonhead

I honestly thought we were past these meaningless lies. I guess I was wrong.

@Boy_vs_Girl

Alright, I'll either cross my fingers or hold my thumbs for you, depending on what sounds more appropriate for your culture.

@King_Martha

Right? Fucking love it!

@Evil_kitten

Laughing with you. Best way to defuse the situation.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lord_Tryzalot
I think the military is pushing me to do it even more, just had a 25 mile bike trip to a camp with the whole company whilst wearing full combat equipment, took 4 hours to get there and 2 hours back since they divided us into different squadrons, apparently I got the more fit squadron although it was to be expected from military police trainees.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
Whenever you find their wallets, I guess.

@cum2soon
He is not saying it seriously.

massdebater
massdebater

@Bidwell
Well I want food money. I want to bet a pizza from the BBC. And hot wings. And then I'm going to vomit it out halfway through and finish the rest.

iluvmen
iluvmen

now it's actually time to go.

@takes2long
come around more you seem like fun.

@askme
:/

Inmate
Inmate

@girlDog
What will your degree be for?

@takes2long
It seems that way.

I assure you it's not laziness. I just don't value any thoughts I might have enough to share with others.

@w8t4u
Damn, guess you do like biking.

How's the whole training thing going anyway?

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
I'll take yours.

likme
likme

get*

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@takes2long
I'm going to say things about you. Ready?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
I don't like ordering delivery pizza much anymore.
It's always been bad at any of the different chains or different stores of the same chain I've ordered from in recent weeks/months.
I just go with Digorno's thin and crispy one with spinach.
Or Neapolitan pizza.

@idontknow
I have a Mighty Wallet.
They're great.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@massdebater

I can only imagine you as the tiger reading that out to the kid who looks worried as fuck. I love this so much.

@iluvmen

Have this, Mr. Scientist!

@Inmate

Oh come on, stop annoying me so fucking much. Do you know how amazing people are? How much potential we all have? Just give it some thought. Something you saw in an educational YouTube video will be more than sufficient.

@lostmypassword

No, not ready. Stand down, soldier.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@cum2soon
Food... ;-;

So hungry...... :(

Playboyize
Playboyize

@haveahappyday
That or pay me to do it~

@Inmate
Umm... trying to get a decent job? ^^
You basically need one for a lot of things

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@takes2long
We don't have that kind of dealios with hand gestures.

@iluvmen
Cya Sci.

@Inmate
Pretty good, although dragging a guy through mud to save his life was the hardest thing I've done so far.
Considering that he did weigh more than I did and that darned combat equipment.
Also could only use one hand to drag him because other hand must maintain the gun's position which is being pointed at enemy whilst crawling/crouching/walking.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
I have no idea what that is.

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
https://www.dynomighty.com/mighty-wallet/

I've had various ones for like the past 7 years or so. They're great.

Methshot
Methshot

So all of a sudden i start to go out, night one i get offer of 23, then i get night two night three i chill, 4 i get tiny coke now i get big

Crazy when time is off

Methnerd
Methnerd

@hairygrape
No.

@Playboyize
What degree/subject are you studying?

This is probably why school is difficult for you.

@Gigastrength
I would die so fast in a real combat situation lol

I have trouble at work with like 45 pound boxes.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@kizzmybutt
Lot of places in Cape Cod seem to burn their crust. Michigan pizza is a little better imo. Though if you want delivery I'd recommend dominios.
@hairygrape
I'll vomit the food into his mouth like he is a young hatchling.
@Poker_Star
I'll vomit into your mouth as well.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Poker_Star
hi :D
kisu shite~!
(。・//ε//・。)
(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Spamalot
yes

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
Google translate is bad, mmkay?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
Dominos
ever
No thanks.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
I've never heard anyone ask that question in the way you did - I can only assume it's an Americanism. If I wanted to know what someone over here is studying I'd ask them what their degree is 'in', not 'for'.

But sure, I'm stupid.

I'm studying maths.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

If you're gonna get Domino's, you may as well just get gas station pizza.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methnerd
The guy I lifted on my shoulders to carry on was 175 lbs and our combat equipment is 45 lbs, but it's more so about the tactic how you lift things up more than raw power.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
Mine wasn't so bad. they have a pizza tracker and everything.

Evilember
Evilember

@Methnerd

You make me sad, man.

@TreeEater

I wouldn't be surprised if someone from here went through with that. "Anime freak nerd arrested for diddling a kiddler."

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
Red Baron is preferable to Domino's.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Techpill
I just have a normal brown one.
http://www.bikerringshop.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/dark-brown-ostrich-wallet-3.jpg
@TreeEater
Uwaahhhh~!~ senpai no!
@PackManBrainlure
What satan spawn is this?
@Carnalpleasure
Whats that trip mean?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Skullbone
Oh, right. I remember you posting charts and graphs that one time now.

@Emberburn
O_O too heavy.

But yeah, it's more maintaining your weapon one-handed plus combat stress. I get it.

@Evilember
Sorry I'm not sorry. Who are you even?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Flameblow
Leather is truly disgusting.
I always get synthetic leather belts even. Real leather is just so unappealing.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
Yeah, you asked me for more and I couldn't come up with anything even remotely clever

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
No they teach kids or whatever grim does instead.
@Firespawn
If I were going for store bought then yes. But they have good delivery at least in my area.
@Flameblow
YES GET KINKY WITH IT

WebTool
WebTool

@Flameblow
whatever you want it to mean, bb

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RavySnake
I meant in like food quality.
If I just didn't want to cook, I'd just order Thai food.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
It don't really even own belts.

The only time I wear the one I have is when I have a job interview or something.
@RavySnake
It hurts me inside though.
@WebTool
Make it say "Banned"

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake

We have teachers in here? I'm genuinely worried for some group of kids out there right now.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@hairygrape
There's a moment of humility and even solace when you realize a man is truly good. No matter how hard you look, he offers no deceit. He doesn't pamper you with compliments for favors. His optimism isn't conceptual; it's his default. But this man isn't naïve. He's young, bright and full of life, but yet he is so grounded. His concern, even if feigned initially, turns in blubbering compassion. And he's cute. He's really fucking cute.

And he's my bitch.

I hope you hate me, because this post is bother to everyone, including me.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
sorry, dont have one like it and ive never been able to get mty to work

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Tea, anyone?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is Ireland user Null-kun?

What a lame-o

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles
I'm awkwardly between a 28 and 30 waist. 28s are invariably too small and some 30s are perfect and others just are a hair loose so I just wear belt a lot.
A lot of places don't even carry anything lower than a 30 to begin with.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
yes pls

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
What a lame-o
Go eat vegemite, Dags.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TechHater
I'm Elma though.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TurtleCat
Thai food is disgusting.
@BlogWobbles
Sometimes the things that are the most painful are also the most rewarding.
@LuckyDusty
It's okay there are plenty of people. They're expendable.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
I could probably make it.
@DeathDog
Eat semen for the protein and get mad gains.

Never need a belt gain.
@BinaryMan
Like anal.

FastChef
FastChef

@BinaryMan
You are disgusting, you troglodyte.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
wanting to gain weight
Calm down there, Nezi.
No one wants to be a landwhale.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
@eGremlin
But that is dags word.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperGod
We had to use fireman's carry technique since that's military approved although it denies the usage of your weapon, but that's like for only areas which have been cleared.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
Or be a 5'6 guy and do some deadlifts.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
To a noob.
@FastChef
That woman looks like she smells fucking terrible. I am above reproach you filth. Who do you think you are?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

DAMAMI

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

faggots arguing about whether some guys a pedo
time for dead baby and babyfuck jokes
b& after the first one

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RumChicken

I don't know what to write. Vanity is horrible, and the ubiquitous presence of challenges and strife is so necessary. Now go to bed before I die here.

@BinaryMan

Unfortunately, very few of us would apply that reasoning should we or people we're emotionally invested in be the target of any ethnic cleansing. It stands to reason that we should look after our neighbor in order to promote a society of people who actually look after one another. Let's strive for that together, tiger-kun.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@AwesomeTucker
do it

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@JunkTop
You were dead right about Steam mobile, by the way

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
Thats me.
@Ignoramus
I'll do it while i'm sleeping if I remember.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BunnyJinx
I am not Lenko.

@GoogleCat
ANIME artists are way too over the top with random sweat droplets on anyone aroused. Being aroused doesn't make you sweat but being intimate does. I have no idea why they always draw people sweating as a sign of arousal.

@Stupidasole
What?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
gushing in private
I MUST HAVE COMPOSURE WHILE POSTING

You won't fool anyone.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Shut up, Limes.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Gushing

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nojokur
I seem to remember you were saying bad things about a new update and trying to drag me over to some other option

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
There's blood everywhere.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Illusionz

STOP BUSTING MY BALLS, I SWEAR TO LORD JESUS IN HEAVEN.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@New_Cliche
It's futile. Would you prefer another avatar?
@whereismyname
Quit being a noob, fag.
@Nojokur
Asians do get really sweaty.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

you are b& from #TKOH, cannot join channel
kek

@whereismyname
:3

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
I can't justify why I'm putting you through this, but it's too late.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
Oh. That was an older update that never let it connect without physically having the window open.
The one that came out last week or two is the same, just now it's a better looking piece of shit.

@Need_TLC
Tropical regions, yeah. But Japan isn't very humid and their summers are incredibly mild from an American view. Only places in the far southeast have that bad of sweating and poor A/C.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
Yeah I wouldn't know I don't obsess over japanese culture.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nojokur
Get a job as a busboy and live the dream.
@Need_TLC
I'm not very good at whatever it is we are talking about.
@Raving_Cute
If I remember.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
That has nothing to do with weeb-ness but general geography.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Need_TLC

Hmmm... I do like that one, but if you have something ever better I'm up for a montage with 60's music until we find the right one.

@Nude_Bikergirl

I'm just so bad with this. Just come here so I can smack you around a little.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Crazy_Nice
I am not 10x either.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
let me know when youre off to bed

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom
You're supposed to come to America.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Crazy_Nice
Being a literal fag I thought.
@Booteefool
It's all intertwined.
@Harmless_Venom

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
Yeah, something like that, and also I'm finding now that a lot of the time messages won't go through and stuff like that

What was it you suggested?

Spamalot
Spamalot

ay wish
wanna fuck

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
NO.
NO IT ISN'T.
DID YOU NOT EVEN TAKE WORLD GEOGRAPHY IN HIGH SCHOOL, YOU UNLEARNED LOUSE?

@King_Martha
Whatsapp was what I suggested back then.

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
Is that what he is?
Hes way to autistic for me to even talk to.
@Sir_Gallonhead
Well do
@MPmaster
Oh i'm pretty good at that.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
Is that still your preferred option?

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
Nummy.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Soft_member
But it is.
@girlDog
congratulations.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
What are you planning?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Boy_vs_Girl

You're American, you need to experience other cultures. Then again you seem too young to travel on your own. I just ate so much curry, man, but it was too good to resist. All this lambas bread or whatever the wildlings call it was good.

@MPmaster

Wait just a fucking minute. Aren't you that... What was you name. The weirdly aggressive guy. Giovanni or something.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@happy_sad
when fish toasters say no im gonna say '厭よ厭よも好きのうち。'
Teeheehehehee :3c

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
Weirdly aggressive. I see.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@girlDog
so watcha doing?

takes2long
takes2long

@viagrandad
Thank you so much.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
Kill yourself.

askme
askme

@girlDog
It was something like that. I thought he worked at a restaurant doing...something. Not sure what, though.

@Evil_kitten
For international people? Yeah. I just text the only person from threads I really even stay in contact with anymore.

@viagrandad
You give me a deep urge to just strangle you sometimes but I feel as thought that's what you'd want.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
He's right.

massdebater
massdebater

@5mileys

No but seriously, I joke around on your Steam in good faith and you start to call me horrible... Terrible names. I'm not a furry, man.

@w8t4u

Finally got you mad, man. I knew you were a diehard patriot.

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
He smoked weed on the tinychat though so hes probably in a gang or something.
@cum2soon
Teamspeak with friends.

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
@iluvmen
New.

likme
likme

@askme
You look too weak.
@massdebater
Seemed fair. I don't think I went overboard.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme

I'm just busting your balls. Your comments usually make me want to come back and fuck around some more. ;)

Wait, stay on that previous avatar. It's cute as fuck.

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