The first quads in the thread decides which FEMALE celeb I cum tribute. I'll be here for the next couple weeks if need be.
Try and pick someone that hasn't been tributed that often in the past

quads are like 700 posts away. come back sometime next week

@SomethingNew
That's my intention, and I'm so serious that if I do not delivar within 2 days of a winner I'm ordering anyone monitoring this thread to permanb& my sorry ass.

@askme
it takes you days to cum

Masturbate less.

@happy_sad
Lord Varys is in a band with Jack Black

@BunnyJinx

Go ahead faggot

@Deadlyinx
@happy_sad
DO IT FAGGOT

@Deadlyinx
No one could cum to that. He'll probably just pussy out and say the quads have to be in this thread.

@Deadlyinx
@Methnerd
@Skullbone
I'll stay true to my word. Expect the result within 48 hours from this point.

@Emberburn
wew lad

@TalkBomber
This is going to be so fucking difficult, but I brought this upon myself. Boredom is a hell of a drug.

Does it matter if I fap to other shit just to get to the climax stage?

@VisualMaster

yes

from limp to cum on lena dunham alone

@eGremlin
What proof should I use for that? Don't have a mount for my camera, and I need both my hands for jerking and holding the sheet so it would have to be photo only.

@JunkTop
@eGremlin
@VisualMaster
Doesn't really matter, as long as you cum on that photo with no smearing we know that her image was on your mind as you came.

@BunnyJinx
Got it. Next post by me in this thread will be the delivery that no-one wanted or asked for.

I hate all of you, but most of all, I hate myself.

@Snarelure
You are disgusting.

Someone should send it to her twitter or something

@Snarelure
WEW

@Snarelure

NOICE
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@Snarelure

Where is my God when I need him most.

@Snarelure
Your dick is small as fuck

@Garbage Can Lid
Upload a picture of yours, small guy

@Garbage Can Lid
coming to that conclusion after seeing just the head

@haveahappyday
user is an expert in these matters.

@Snarelure
This marks the end of civilization as we know it.

@haveahappyday

implying you would just show the head if you were packing more than asian-size.

@Snarelure
Yeah fuckyou too. And fuck the western civilization that was ruined.